Oh hi I’m going to the SUPER BOWL PARADE

POV: I’m on vacation

You’re telling me we got this before we got DRAFTS????

I miss when I saw my parents as superheroes

Hey bluesky, what do you think of my 2025 goals?

8 years of not living in my home state and my mom still cries every time she drops me off at the airport. No one will ever love me this much

Merry Christmas beautiful people ❤️

I introduced my bf to my family this year with hopes of him realizing: 1. This is why I’m crazy sometimes 2. It could be a lot worse

It’s that time of the holiday trip home where I hate everything I packed and am forced to resort to sweatpants and t shirts from when I was 13

A dive bar and a sandwich on a Sunday 💚🦅

I stay thinking about this cocktail from a pop up Christmas bar in 2023

Egirls is one letter away from evils Makes you think

We are living in the golden age of men under 6 ft pulling gorgeous women, short kings this is your moment

People forget that Doc is short for Document Rivers

The 3 cups of coffee turned out to be the “no one loves me” kind and not the “I’m a superhero” kind

Petty friendships will never make sense to me, truly nothing better in the world than seeing your friends win

Something about security in a relationship makes me want to do tricks on that thang, I feel like saquon barkley

Only the Sixers could have two players hurt their face in one game, have one of them have broken sinuses, and the other one, somehow end up with knee surgery from it.

Old boys club but for reformed emo chicks

Going down on him because he’s made me some mad respectable dinners lately

Is that outfit actually cute or is a skinny person just wearing it

Don’t match my freak, match my 401k

“I am richer than all of you I DONT NEED TO BE HERE” You can rip the real housewives of Salt Lake City from my cold dead hands

Gave blood and got my period the same day I am a HUSK of a woman 😭

He has a mustache now

Everyone wants the eagles to fail SOOOO BAD

“No worries, I’m happy to help”

Yearning for a train and idk where it came from but I need to spend the winter doing a train type activity

Listen, Nancy Parker is definitely a snitch but denying an Altoona McDonald’s employee a $60k reward after a tip that helped you get the job done because she didn’t call the right phone number is DIRTY WORK

Big things happening this week (started a new book)

Everything going to turn out wonderful. They just announced it

No I’m fine it’s just that I have a headache and I’m always cold and it keeps raining outside and I have no motivation but a million things to do and I can’t afford anything and I never drink enough water and I’m worried my cats are sad and I need to work out more and I need to buy xmas presents and

Sirianni told darius slay he was allowed to make unlimited painted nails comments all day

I need a weighted blanket heavy enough to crush the life out of me

Hope you all have a great day ❤️

Everybody say “we love you @misspidgey.bsky.social” NOW

If there’s ever a time a walk needed to happen in would be now

There’s SO much rage bait on the other website it’s so awful. People are awful

And some of yall acting like it

Still laughing over my bf calling me this morning with so called breaking news to say “the gunman appears to be hot”

Twitter favs 2024, let’s see how bluesky likes them

Been getting a lot of stress rashes lately…. So…. That’s cool

We’re playing the game!!!! Give me a number 1-100 and I’ll give you my corresponding song from 2024 wrapped 🥰

Listening to Spotify wrapped like wow all these songs are so GOOD

Inside of you there are two wolves

(Youth pastor voice) I also know a father who wanted to pardon his son during times of controversy

Ball up top

Pardoning him isn’t enough, I need hunter biden to be the next bachelor

Watching cooper dejean highlights, don’t text