unfortunately having a stable career and a happy relationship has made me abandon my internet humor (for the best, honestly)

unfortunately they’re right it’s so much easier and more enjoyable to finish your little tasks when you get to check a box to mark them as complete

if anyone is wondering how I’m doing I got on the wrong train twice today

my bf has hit unprecedented levels of brain rot idek what he’s sending me anymore lmaoooo

the Baltimore accent is actually insane to hear in person

i miss 2020-2022 twitter

America sucks because no one turns their swag on anymore

my bf made me watch arcane and ngl that was one of the best things i’ve ever watched

no one tells you that moving to a new city will make you dissociate constantly and question your place in a world where nothing is familiar

two adhd bitches saying “do you know where i put that?”

every time i tell myself i’m just gonna wear glasses for a while to save money i cave and order more contacts after 2 days because i hate the feeling of glasses so much lololol

i’m gonna suck your balls when i say this…

the way i neverrr cooked when i lived alone and now every day i’m like “hehe what should i make us tonight?” so anyways i’m making smashed red potatoes and marry me tuscan chicken

the best investment you can make is a nice espresso machine and a grinder. it pays for itself and you can make better coffee than most coffee shops when you get the hang of it.

i’m craving a crunchy snack which is really bad news for a girl in a house that doesn’t have a crunchy snack in it

idgaf about followers i will talk to myself

my new office has nitro cold brew on tap. i’m about to bust through the wall like the koolaid man.

Why? - Bronski Beat Head Over Heels- Tears for Fears Just Like Heaven- The Cure

don’t get mad, but lowkey it grosses me out that people let their cats on their cooking surfaces, in their dishes, etc.

my brain is itchy

ootd ! 👾💟

do u still think i’m hot

bro wants an ipa

bro is an iPad kid

i’ve never loved working from home so much

i hope to have this impact on everyone

they should invent a chapstick that works immediately

im about to make some moves in silence again just letting yall know im about to be moving silently and to clarify what i mean by that is that i am giving you guys a heads up that i am about to make big moves but with little to no sound

fixing up an older apartment and making it sexy and modern while keeping the vintage charm is actually what i’ve always wanted. it’s coming together soooo nicely! i keep walking around and smiling at all the changes we’ve made (:

moment of appreciation for the French pigeon my friend just sent me a pic of

microdosing a long distance relationship again by FaceTiming my bf in the other room

name something more infuriating than stickers like this challenge

life update?? -i’m sick af today and could hardly sleep last night with a fever )): - our wall is painted and half of the fluted panel is up! -our couch and Christmas tree get here today! -having fomo and missing my friends in Seattle. too busy to feel lonely yet but i know it’s coming

chewed all the skin off my lips

merry cluckmas

big things happening over here

getting plastered at the Taco Bell cantina and going to Home Depot to pick out paint on a Friday like god intended

happy friendship Friday how are u all

my bf is so mf sweet (-,: as a lil “welcome home” present he got us cute matching undies and a nice bag of coffee beans 🥰 i’m so so so so so lucky and loved

On the 9th day, god made the cool ranch flavor

most insane billboard of the roadtrip goes to missouri

this road trip was so fun I’m honestly sad it wasn’t longer

3030 miles and 5 days later we are finally homeeeee

Virginia I am inside of you

Ohio is the final boss of white people shit

can’t believe america is solving the healthcare crisis with gun violence

skircle saturday

Everybody say “we love you @misspidgey.bsky.social” NOW

new life chapter starts now (-,: