Do I have a weapon or no? Cause rats is fast and has sharp little teeths

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Tinker Tailor

Someone with a degree in phrenology working for the IOC design committee

Funny little guy, he's afraid of social order collapse cause he's obviously a primary target but everywhere he goes he does nothing but foment social order collapse thus increasing his desirability as a target

Great read

Melt all the AI servers into slag and bury in a nuclear waste hole

Crow patrol

Charlie Kirk died of natural causes

Jesse Ventura: I did try to unionize everyone in WWE, WWF as it was known, we had all agreed Wrestlemania 2 wouldn’t happen, it was a once in million opportunity for all of us, but then Grogu went to Vince, the little green Jabroni, and spills the entire plan, that’s why he got to play Vince’s son

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Black Sabbath Iron Maiden Motörhead Judas Priest De La Soul Gillian Welch Public Enemy Supersuckers New Model Army Nashville Pussy

not many people know this but in order to get a verification checkmark on bluesky you have to kill another verified user and take theirs

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

Yes, exactly

Can we send "clavicular" to Mars? Serious question

Incredible cover

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

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Alberta would never

Magpie fight

let me be very clear here: lol

Hokum is so scary I sweated thru my shirt like I ran a fever and my full grown 21-year-old nephew had to close his eyes at parts. Highly recommended

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The Young Ones Blackadder Fawlty Towers Black Books The Simpsons The Wire Cracker Colombo Highlander Oz Elementary Star Trek Prime Suspect Hunter x Hunter Warrior (2019)

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Whisper of the Heart is better every time I see it

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I saw the wee mouse Scurrying about my house Forgot I not set traps

Ready Or Not, Here I Come Young, dumb and full of exploding corpses

The 2009 version of Pelham 123 is just so much dumber than 1974 it's startling

Notable for a cameo by future Oldham Athletic defender, Fitz Hall.

Yeah but Barron might have hereditary bone spurs so

I like to wake up at 9 and then have three hours of drinking coffee and napping before going out at noon but sleeping all the way til noon is also effective

8 cups a day keeps the headache away

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Ok, here it is, massively updated with today's news. I haven't gone through the program cuts myself yet but I will at some point! noraloreto.substack.com/p/counting-t...

Afroman disproves the famous F. Scott Fitzgerald adage “there are no second acts in American lives”.

Games gone

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I don't want a cheesesteak, I want whatever it is you call a cheesesteak with green peppers

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

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My da had the temerity to call Sansho the Bailiff depressing