Next season in "The Pitt"...

I firmly believe you can think Balogun's red card + suspension was bullshit and corrupt AND think the machinations behind its reversal are also bullshit and corrupt. They aren't mutually exclusive.

Honestly think it should be illegal to conceal the death or incapacity of an elected official.

Jesus... that's just distasteful and mean.

Scientifically... it is POSSIBLE someone can walk more than the length of a football field dragging a box cutter along the bottom of the reflecting pool. It's shallow, one can easily walk and reach the bottom with a hand. Logically... no fucking way.

Press X to doubt.

... does he grasp how much volume 45,000 gallons of water is?

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

Oh shit son!

Dang, this match is getting spicy.

Okay, I'm back in a limited capacity. Just in time to watch that bullshit red card against Balogun.

I need to take a break from social media for a little while for my mental health. I'm okay, just need to zen out for a bit.

I'm not gonna begrudge them this if they tell Trump he fucked them over in Game 3 to his face.

Have they tried doing literally anything to assert themselves?

World Cup might be the closest thing we’ll get to world peace

The fact that @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social is a bird is 🤌

God I want to just punch him in his stupid face.

Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...

Is it carbon monoxide

I've got mixed feelings on this. I genuinely feel bad he felt so ostracized. At the same time, HOW did he think a party like the GOP would welcome him given their long and publicly obvious track record when it comes to anyone who isn't a white Judeo-Christian male?

Fuck off.

semibicentennial midnight thoughts, very first draft

Miss Frizzle's final form?

Good luck enforcing that shit.

do you think they’re letting him sign fake peace deals because his cage fight might get rained out and they don’t want him to be sad on his birthday?

The Trump White House picking a fight with the *Weather Channel* because they *reported the weather* is the most pathetic, easily triggered, loser energy I have ever seen

We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.

i really, truly, find this offensive

I once did some remote contract work for USAID. It was only six months long, but the glimpse I got was that this was an organization that mostly had it's shit together and exercised the soft power of American diplomacy effectively. The logic behind killing it wholesale still eludes me to this day.

You also have to ask yourself "is Ken Paxton really the person I'm going to listen to on the finer points of support for trans folks?" Probably not.

I want a politician to run on freeing this elephant

Reporting on Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire should be done with the same general tone as a lethal virus escaping containment, not as an awesome achievement.

Do not play dice with coyotes.

Oh my God, there's a crowd of spectators! 😆

Jesus Christ... this was an actual legal document filed with the court? I imagine any other attorney who submitted something like this would've been admonished by the judge.

Did he watch The Amazing Digital Circus and think the digital nourishment Caine was providing was a goal somehow?

More money than God and he's one of the most miserable motherfuckers on the planet because no amount of cash can fill the empty void in his soul. Fucking Temu Lex Luthor bullshit.

repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community

Under no fucking circumstances will I give ChatGPT or any other "AI" permission to access my credit cards, and certainly not to debit cards or my to bank accounts, which don't have the same fraud protections credit cards do.

This is terrible, but I initially read the balloons as "RP DIE" and was like... who hates roleplay that much?

Heart warming story illustrates capitalist hellscape

There is absolutely no harm in curating your timeline to what you want it to be. Make use of muting words and accounts, block them if you have to. You don't have to sit and stare at things you don't want to every day. The tools are there, use them!

It's hard to be excited about the Artemis III mission announcements when the CEO of the company making one of the mission's rockets has spent his week inciting racial violence via his personal social media platform.

OH MY GOD!?

"Ultra-Processed" is fad buzzword bullshit. Like "CLEAN FOOD" it is a meaningless term. Can we stop, please? This helps NOBODY.

CNN: President Trump has said the the war will be over within days at least 37 times before

"Whether you can prove fraud or not"? That's not how this works! If you can't prove it, then you can't say it was rigged! You don't get to claim both possible outcomes as evidence of a flimsy supposition! That makes you sound like a toddler!

What's fucked up is he started saluting JUST before the camera switched to him. He raised his arm at "Whose broad stripes and bright stars" which is the second stanza. Either he forgot the anthem was playing and only realized at that point, or he's doing it just for cameras. Looks bad either way.