*Trump appoints Kent* "I only pick the best people!" *Trump starts war over BS reasons* *Kent resigns in disgust* "He was always weak on security." Machiavelli would be impressed.

I cannot stand Trump, but I am not a fan of all this pushing for his son to be deployed either. Ours is a volunteer military, filled with people who made the noble choice to serve. Our society should not be making people feel guilty for not volunteering, no matter who their family is.

I'm gonna get shit for this, but I think Firefly is overrated. It launched a lot of the cast's careers, and I'm thrilled for them, but the Firefly universe was never really that robust, even with the movie, and I'm content to just let it be a product of the past, not some "gold standard" of sci-fi.

I don’t think this shit will work but i never want to hear about free speech from any trumpers or anti anti trumpers ever again, fuck off forever bsky.app/profile/cram...

Chris Murphy: “This is the most incompetent, incoherent war America has fought in the last 100 years — this administration has no idea what they are doing I have great sympathy for our soldiers & our military leaders — they are being given directions by a senile old man who is losing his mind”

I swear every time I find my mother-in-law watching some AI-narrated YouTube video about a murder on my living room TV, I'm one bad event away from going off like Al Pacino in HEAT.

DON'T TOUCH PP!

Sometimes I really wish we could smack world leaders upside the head for being the most dense, bone-headed fucking incompetents in generations.

Chili's had value?

Oh no, the mayor didn't put out an official TikTok about the incident.

*watching Mrs. Doubtfire as a kid* Man... why is the mom such a killjoy? *watching Mrs. Doubtfire as an adult* Holy shit, her crashout at her husband is 1000% justified. No wonder she decided to divorce him.

How'd they get our F-4s, F-5s, and F-14s then? Did they repossess them?

TAKE OFF THE FUCKING BASEBALL CAP! 🤬

Who gave the order and how soon can we prosecute them?

What in the absolute fuck is he saying?

Fetterman is more useless to the Democrats at this point than Krysten Sinema was. I hope his ass gets primaried in 2028.

Actually... our side fired first this time. That doesn't make us the good guys in this case.

i got back into helldivers for this reason. i want to be a member of a team. i want goals that don’t involve fucking over others

A reminder: You CAN think the Ayatollah was an evil bastard who deserves to go to hell and simultaneously be mad that we helped bomb the shit out of him and most of the Iranian government leadership alongside Israel. They aren't mutually exclusive.

A reminder: John Cornyn is on the Senate Select Committee for Intelligence.

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds. I support neither imperialism or dictatorship. Sahar Delijani said it best:

Motherf- On top of *waves hands at the world* all this... my insurance company notified me that they wouldn't let me renew my homeowners policy at the end of April because I had two hail claims on my roof two years in a row. Well, we were considering dropping them, I guess the decision's easy now.

The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

I'm sorry... but when did the Scouts fall under the purview of the Department of Defense?

Let's GOOOOOO! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGh... cc: @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social

Bam bam bam bam bam! I'm lovin' it.

You know what? If she knew this would be the outcome, and she still wouldn't have given him the vaccine, then don't bother with an article. They deserve zero attention for how little they care about their son's life. The parents are willfully negligent. The article is journalistic malfeasance.

"you're gonna get in trouble for that" *stone-faced* "okay" goddamn son

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

“The Dow is over 50,000 dollars right now!”

"i'M nOt gOiNg tO wAtCh tHe hAlFtImE sHoW!" Fine. Go fuck yourself while you don't watch it you close-minded rube.

Oh FFS... it's a retention pond. I loathe this administration and its policies as much as the next guy... but sometimes I swear liberals focus too much on one less significant tree instead of the whole goddamn forest.

I got new glasses for the first time in six years today. Can someone tell me why in the hell vision insurance covers frames but does NOT cover the lenses that go in those frames?

Remember: you can refuse illegal orders.

I wish /EVERY/ marginalized person who ever thought maybe there's a place for you with this administration would read up on this guy's history. Gay Nazi. When he was no longer useful, he got the knife. History doesn't repeat but it Rhymes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R...

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Youtube Let's Player's indie horror film with a budget of $3M and no marketing or distributor to domestically out gross $25M Amazon-backed Documentary about the US First Lady with a $50M marketing budget 6-1 in opening weekend.

@sailorrooscout.bsky.social I don't share this to bring down the mood, but my grandma passed away today at the age of 104. With the COVID vaccine, she survived catching the virus had no losses of function afterwards. Thank you for helping give us five more wonderful, fulfilling years with her. ❤️‍🩹

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I hope it flops spectacularly.

we as a society need to remember that celebrities doing dumb shit in january means they're in a super bowl commercial

@ilhanmn.bsky.social isn't some wilting flower like the right would have us believe. She was ready to throw hands!