If this is what it takes to get the fucking Bluesky algorithm to show people one of the most undervalued, inexplicably obscure, lie-breaking documents in American history, I'll do it. Four times. And I'll keep doing it until SOMEBODY hears and circulates this. monthlyreview.org/articles/why...

I think it’s high time we just start referring to people that have willfully replaced their brains with ai as clankers.

Without saying your age, what's your favorite film from the year you turned 18?

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: Breakfast At Peggy’s - https://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2016/09/23/breakfast-at-peggys/

me earlier: "why have I not yet seen a picture of Miss Silksong with giant titties and the title "Milksong" me now: well now I have and I can go on with my plans for today #silksong #hornet #milk #lactation

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: cyberpunxnotdead - http://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2015/09/23/24632/

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas except the kid in the Omelas Hole is Elon Musk. He's been there for centuries. Nobody leaves when they find out.

idle hour of doodling, will I figure out a way to get these out of Illustrator and into something I can time/sequence these in? Who knows.

get your authentic cajun eggsacks and gator-scale bread, right here

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: The Archangel Dragons Of The Directions: Raphael - http://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2021/01/25/the-archangel-dragons-of-the-directions-raphael/

hi you just won the game you can tell anyone you like that they won it, too, and they will have a beautiful day, game-winner!

I woke up with this in my head this morning and now you get to hear it too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7B... (The video for Primus' cover is absolutely delightful www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk... but the original's funk-flavored Devil verse is tastier than Primus' metal version imho...)

doodle from earlier this week cw: improbably placed genitals, massive tits, bondage

I gotta get back to some kind of regular cadence of comics pages.

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: Double That - https://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2013/03/25/double-that/

I need to get new glasses. The plastic in the lenses of my current ones is starting to turn yellow.

One important thing the average corner store doesn't seem to have is A CAT and it sounds like bodegas always have one of those, it would be so fucking nice if the local gas station had a happy cat lounging around eating all its tiny sins and bugs and rodents!

cw: naked cartoon women with mouths where all their other horny parts would normally be

Welcome to the latex lounge. Have a drink. It will help you fit in. Or help things fit into you. Both, probably. Commission for STriker. Illustrator, 8h. #striker #wolfskunk #multicock #multiboob #multileg #multitail #threetits #threelegs #multiarm #sixarms

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: The Problem - http://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2026/04/22/the-problem/

An art fight piece for @wmdiscovery93.bsky.social so COOL SO COOL

I wonder if any of the AI Girlfriend As A Service companies offer an abusive robot overlord persona. Get findommed by SHODANELLE or GLaDyS!

Michael Moschen's Home Alone.

Lately some part of me has decided it would be totally fucking awesome to get my tongue split.

Available animals. Can ship.

Got served this ad today on Facebook. Y'all, whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE STU LEVY MONEY. If he's run out of venture capital, LEAVE HIM ALONE.

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: Rita: The End - https://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2017/12/16/26730/

My opinion is that if the art is separable from the artist, then it’s reproducible by a better artist, you should seek out that artist, and if that artist doesn’t exist, then it’s time to pick up a pencil and get to work.

"Like Thomas Paine once wrote: It's only common sense That if a government won't give you your basic rights You'd better get another government." Have a safe 4th, y'all. youtu.be/gdZYyY7g8g4?...

If I'm around for the Tricentennial I promise I'll smear ganache all over my body and preside over ritual human sacrifice hold me to this, I'm a person of my word

Today's eBay spotlight (Seller ID: RadioIndy) ElfQuest #10 (magazine) from 1981! Classic fantasy by Richard & Wendy Pini from Warp Graphics! #comics #elfquest #VintageComics #comicdealer #buymystuff

doodlin'

happy birthday bloovoop!

idly fantasizes about earfan-creation surgery

Holy shit, check out this record store find. I can't wait to find out what it sounds like. featuring @sleeps-darkly.gay, Illustrator, 3h.

Zohran Mamdani says "Protect Trans Kids". www.erininthemorning.com/p/mayor-mamd...

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: string art in Illustrator - https://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2018/10/17/string-art-in-illustrator/

Doing a short YCH auction, ending 24 hours from this post! Please repost! #ychsbyjonas Bid here: ych.art/a/5eyw

hey catholics

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: Self-Portrait As Metron - https://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2014/08/25/self-portrait-as-metron/

I like how this graph's legend goes up to 50% approval but does not actually show any states past 20%.

go engage with this tiger, I command thee

Please enjoy this randomly-selected post from my site's archives: Research - http://egypt.urnash.com/blog/2021/09/18/research/

MORTAL WOMBAT soundcloud.com/egypturnash/...

tubular bells (gabber remix) doesn't exist, it can't hurt... oh shit

self-portrait with flomp

the only thing regarding this image that I put a single iota of effort into was keeping my feet out of visibility when I took this photo still fucking exhausted, dunno what's up with me today