My #1 most hated cliche: "...the [event/reveal/death/brunch/whatev] that CHANGED EVERYTHING!" Depending on your choice of metaphysics, either nothing ever changes *everything*... or everything changes everything *all the time*. Don't hyperbolize. Don't generalize. Tell us WTF actually changed. 🤦‍♀️

and which piece of unsullied ancient network architecture maintained by transgender furries since 1993 is going to be the basis of the Second Internet 😼

Today I humiliated a preacher in front of a crowd outside the French Market. I challenged him to define two VERY IMPORTANT WORDS in Biblical Greek. He failed utterly. The crowd, largely southern tourists, was NOT impressed by my display. I don't care. I feel like the biggest tiger who ever lived.🐯

His words of wisdom still ring to this day! #DavidLynch

Excellent reporting from Heated and Atmos. It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry. heated.world/p/fossil-fue...

Switching ~80% of our phatic speech to "rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr" has been incredibly helpful as well. It turns out it's so much harder to accidentally pick a fight when you're speaking in a tiger-dragon creole. Who could have guessed mixing those two tongues would lead to LESS arguing?! 🐯❤️🐲

workin' on the comic again egypt.urnash.com/npol/comic/4...

There. That's much better. Even I only got a 25.

Heh. So THAT'S why communal life didn't work out for me! Is it the whole "snarly impulsive disobedient feline razorbeast" thing? 🤔 Maybe that sort of life is better left to the canids, bless 'em.😽 I'm so lucky I found another good durable razorbeast, one who matches me so well it's uncanny. 🐅❤️🐉

Beets, snails, boiled/fried eggs. (The white + yolk absolutely must not be separate.) Also not fond of mushrooms but I've been known to eat mushroom bisque or Jägerschnitzel. That's it. So where's the *advanced* version of this? I need the one with haggis and surströmming and kiviak and whatnot.

Did I mention I created a Bojack fan character? Can anyone guess who she's based on? 😼

OK, I think my current obsession with mahjong (rummy, i.e. "real" mahjong) has reached a fever pitch. I spent three full hours last night dreaming about a video game that was a cross between the old Berserk coin-up and a mahjong roguelike, where your loadout depended on your tile sets...

PSA: For the twelve millionth freaking time: It's G-A-N-D-H-I. Dh. It's not G-H-A-N-D-I with a gh. It's not you, it's me and my OCD, and my kvetching was not inspired by anyone on Bsky (recently). But it still stands my fucking teeth on edge. G. A. N. D. H. I. #petpeeves

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown: 🧵

Haha, I was trying to puzzle out exactly how long I've been a Martian tigress and ran into this Dr. Bronner's soap tribute from my Livejournal days.😸 (Also added a copy of the original, for comparison and also because it's a minor legend of fringe culture in its own right and must be seen...)

egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter... 🔫😼

"Using only images, explain how you became a furry" 👵

Blorgween has a plan for living. Won't you? Thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z6H... #metapersons #augmentedreality #Kayfabe4Ever #ExistentiallyDifferentFriends #headfriends #GoodNewsAccordingToBlorgween #KABOOM #WWBWD #garmonbozia

TIRED: "OH NO THIS IS RIGHT OUT OF THE AUTOCRACY PLAYBOOK! FASCISM!" WIRED: "Fuck this noise. It's illegal, and we're not standing down or shutting up until these bastards are gone. We have our own playbooks for destroying fascist regimes." www.npr.org/2025/09/19/n...

Her Majesty* also got to use the word "blithering" at work (specifically to refer to Google's bumbling nepo-baby of an LLM and the godawful bullshit it hallucinated in a work task that should never have involved it in the first place). So yeah, today everything's been comin' up Rezy so far. 😺

Any day that involves you and your wife picking up stuffed jackalopes and making them mosh to a song about killer rabbits by her friend's mad-science band is bound to be a pretty decent day. #CoreValues #WhyWeFight #KayfabeIsAll #Poiuyt #Blivet #TheJackalopeTwins

I hate it, I hate it.. and I promised to avoid uspol on this account, I know... but I just can't help thinking: If we survive all this, this is gonna make a pretty damn good GMT card-driven strategy game in 20 years. 🤔 I think I'd wanna play Yellow. And burn the Gavin Newson card on principle.

Does randomly posting out-of-context images from my webcomic count as marketing? I sure hope so, because it's cheap and I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing here. None whatsoever. We don't have advertising on Mars OR Luna "back" in the 24th century.😾 egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...

Terran friends: Now more than ever, it is crucial to remember that you too are a monarch*. Be your own Ubu Roi. Respect no earthly law. If you don't get caught, it didn't happen. Absolve yourself of shame and guilt. Unlearn what society has taught you. In short: be more like a cat. It's great.😼

Dear HuluDisneyESPNMarvelParamountABCYoyodyneSkynet: Thanks for reminding me to cancel you. I'd been procrastinating on it for far too long. Might as well pick off Netflix while I'm at it. Oh, also, go fuck yourselves. If you ever see me again, it'll be on the high seas. 🏴‍☠️⛵⚔️🦜🏝️

Remember when trans people complained about some of Chappelle's jokes and then he got a multi-million dollar deal to make more Netflix specials? Now THAT was cancel culture!

Hey! Wanna see the comic that Anthropic stole from my wife and me? Not that I'm entirely unamused by their AI being trained on our TF comic about the joys of exploding. Maybe it'll take the hint.😏 egypt.urnash.com/blog/2009/05... Or there's our main comic... egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...

Don't you wish you were having as good of a time as Alba G316, here? egypt.urnash.com/npol/chapter...

furries got it absolutely correct when they spearheaded the culture of referring to people by their screen/fursona names instead of their government ones

My ward Artemus probably knows plenty about canal structure. But she's a very pious Daoist and wouldn't lift a fucking PAW to help ths Confucian fuckwit. 😸

Poor bastard read the Terran news. I TOLD him not to. It's OK, buddy. We're gonna eat the human oppressors' heads someday. 🫂

Critcit. Short for Critter Citizen. Like Sovcit, but furry. "I think you'll find there ain't no law what says a dog needs a driver's license, officer."

"That's not Val Kilmer. That's Chris Knight. I don't think he was ever in anything but his autobiography, Real Genius." #DabneyEatsIt #MoralImperative

well crap, if it's this easy, maybe i should throw my hat into the ring🐯🍴🏌️‍♂️

Make a band singular? Phish.🎙️⬇️

Heh. Tigers do love Aphex Twin.

Very well, Terrans. Her Majesty* has been pressed by so many* of you to speak about recent events from a Martian perspective, She feels obliged to break Her "no uspol" pledge. To preserve Her dignity*, She shall express it in her native* High* Martian*. *disputed by Office of the Solar Annotator

"Hey, Bogdan, you got a little somethin' on your chest there." "I am not gonna fall for that shit again, Sergei." #KeyAndPeele #TheFlicker #SiberianEdition

I think it's important to note that something almost all recent high profile shootings suspects have in common is a terminally online mentality which is poisoned by irony slapped on 5 layers deep, and fuelled by a profound nihilism. We need to give kids hope, and teach them it's okay to be sincere.

"Never assume your gear will just *work* when you need it to; objects are capricious and cruel things and you must never turn your back on them." Pynchon's V also helped drill that one in, so to speak...

just a friendly reminder 😀👍

Given the sort of era it looks like we're about to enter, and the general emotional health of my less bitey friends, I am going to work harder to keep US politics off of this account. For those of you who WANT to see the War Doctor version of me, consult my spybug persona: @normalpony.bsky.social

"Thoughts and prayers, eh?" 😾🛐

condemnations of political violence are well taken but it does feel as if some prominent political commentators are of the view that violence isn’t a part of the history of American politics and that is very much not true.

Her Majesty*. Sovereign* of Mars has released the following official statement about the recent event in Utah: "Thoughts and." 🐯👑✳️

Just keepin' this in circulation. Give 'em hell.

This is one of those things btw where calling/mailing VISA et al and being as willfully dense as possible is an amazingly good idea. Bring up everything you own that falls under the category 'fantasy.' Bring up everything you own with cat ears. Be a pedantic little fuck about ALL of it.

Al Jaffee was the greatest mind of the 20th century. Among his many inventions: the mute button, the riff, the home theater, and tabbed browsing for porn.