somehow managed to mess up the dns for shrimp.magmaus3.eu.org by adding a txt record ​:neocat_woozy:​

thanks, teto

flying

does anyone know where my pfp came from ? i don't remember and reverse image search gives no good results :neofox_googly_shocked:

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would anyone by any chance be able to help me register for an ASN

[kinda subposty, but also not really] girl who posts nudes on main vs girl who has a lewd acc

you should make sure you have tor browser downloaded now, by the way. when you need it, you won't be able to get it as easily.

oh wait, i can log in with moshidon to sharkey (idk if that's due to the update or me not trying before)

circles jumpscare

happy birthday @puniko@mk.absturztau.be :3

im an unpaid intern at microsoft here, they told me to learn the fediverse. what the fuck is a yaseen

pytanie, czy ktoś może polecić jakieś tanie opcje transportu z polski (okolic trójmiasta) do niemiec (lipsk)?

pytanie, czy ktoś może polecić jakieś tanie opcje transportu z polski (okolic trójmiasta) do niemiec (lipsk)?

[ph-] > wakes up > back hurts for no reason

that's what they call the Swedish Sapphic Corporation locally RE: https://transfem.social/notes/a85ufj0x1jrv77kb

xboxes have no rizz. they're just computers that only run DRM

I just want to give a HUGE shout out to all the developers working on #phosh and #mobian because the latest experience is amazing. I know there is no first class citizen Linux Mobile device, but the software has improved leaps and bounds over the last few years. Bravo to everyone involved. I […]

woke up and smell the pronouns

reminding myself that when your enemy wants you dead, staying alive is victory no matter what.

mdni (Moomin do not interact)

happy birthday @[email protected] :3

sometimes I forget matrix is (very technically) older than discord

The web feels so broken. Subscription and login gates at every corner. Using Google on a phone now means being periodically quizzed on which of the buttons to press to *not* be redirected to the app store. Opening an Instagram link casually throws up a browser alert dialog because it tries to […]

​:boosts_okgay:​ Boosts appreciated ​:sharkey_boost:​ @ActuallyAubrey@void.lgbt, is currently struggling financially. She was kicked out of her parents’ house and has been living in an Airbnb since then. She needs help to afford basic necessities and secure a stable place to stay. Any help you […]

ice my shrimp? no thanks I'm a responsible pet owner

if you ever wondered how your lights work there's this special pipe that transfers the glow into your house. the light fixtures just periodically sprinkle things with it. #shitpost

wondering how well would windows 365 devices work with linux (or regular windows) on them

We have a cronjob to spot unwanted utf8 letters in #curl PRs as we have noticed that GitHub will gladly show the for example (identical) Cyrillic version of a letter next to the Latin version in a diff and it is yes, entirely impossible for a human to spot […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

sometimes i shake this thing like an 8 ball. "hello. what do you think of orange juice"

they put export tariffs on fucking john oliver

WinRawr

[what is the opposite of a polycule] free-for-all deathmatch

If you are blind and like kubernetes and testing software, I can also hire you for an hour or two to test the software if you'd prefer that. I only have €100 to spare for this, but if you could try it and give me feedback/answer a few questions, I can try and improve it and hire you again in the […]

new blog post: https://damcraft.de/blog/doublecounter-is-violating-your-privacy maybe y'all have heard of the DoubleCounter Discord bot, it's used to stop alt accounts for joining servers turns out, it's an absolute privacy nightmare, and that it sold access to alt account links without your […]

me looking at my hot pocket spinning in the microwave

[cock and balls compression] oh? babe? my cock it's too fat to fit inside you? sorry 😔 [turns towards the camera with a smile] But that's no problem! Because I'll just use WinRAR®, which is Windows 11™ and Windows 10™ compatible; available in over 40 languages; compatible with several […]

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out of curiosity, does anyone know of a tool like obsidian's canvas, for use with a (neo)vim notetaking setup? (thinking about checking obsidian out, but im curious if there's smth similar)

the year is 2063. ipv4 addresses are now more expensive than mansions. ipv6 is still only supported by about 60% of the internet

I need a GLaDOS just so I can port PostmarketOS on her/it

what if cargo mommy but rustc forcefem