Some people may think I’m being hyperbolic if not absurd when I say a vote for Pierre Poilievre is a vote for Donald Trump. Maple MAGA is a problem in Canada. Don’t be conned by the Conservatives.

Read the whole thing. Absolute gold.

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Can we stop making headlines "this new game is these two other games combined!" It's makes the game sound unoriginal. "Shadow of the Collosus meets Elden Ring" might kinda describe Monster Hunter, but, "Fight giant monsters with friends and customizable animal companions" is interesting!

It's a weird thing to watch the difference between Albertas MP doing gymnastics to get the maximum about of boot in their mouths and Dougie and the Que MPs actually doing the Canadian thing and telling the US to bite them. It throws so much shade on Alberta. Imagine being that much of a stooge.

Pierre Poilievre is a bootlicker for billionaires.

Good to know that learning Jeff on Marvel rivals is likely teaching me bad habits, because bot lobbies are a thing. I thought I was getting better or I was getting good teams who kept me from being swamped. Now I have no way to improve against humans without ruining competitive for someone. Nice.

It's weird how some people get mad about pizza toppings on pizzas they aren't eating.

@marcelias.bsky.social: "I am more powerful than Elon Musk, I am more powerful than Mark Zuckerberg, and I am more powerful than Jeff Bezos, because I can say right now out loud, fuck you, Donald Trump, fuck you. And they can't afford to do that."

Looks like Zuck is going full hater mode. I hope it backfires for him.

You gotta love dingbats who take "hunter was a nothing burger" and go off about how family members outside of politics are "influential" when orange potato man literally puts his own fully untrained children into political positions. Lol

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

Hey @ubereats.bsky.social can you maybe let me opt out of coupons and notifications for alcohol in my profile or something? I can't drink, personally, but I'm sure people who are in recovery would like this option too. Thanks.

Hey Twitch, another year goes by and another year you don't include hours streamed on our "flashback" cards. Are you avoiding it because we might cotton on that we don't get paid a fair wage? (Yes, that is a screenshot. Yes, I do stream a TON)

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

Some CEO or other got what he delivered, en masse, for years?

The onus has been on us for long enough. It's grass's turn to come in here and touch me.

When the US said it was turning back the clocks this week I didn't think they meant back to the 18th century.

To all my comrades in libraries: please start archiving anything you can, especially government sites.

how am I supposed to draw and focus on art right now when my primordial mammal brain just wants to dig a big deep hole and hide in it

Shame on you, America. Shame on your for your hate and your hubris. Shame on you. At least you'll never have to vote again. Stupid fucks.

I just had a thought. What if Kamala is actually really good at her job? Like, really, really good, and a whole bunch of really good things happen? I'm genuinely amused by the prospect. Wouldn't that be nice. Ha.

She was so real for this

goodnight

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I like Palworld. I am a professional artist. I don't think AI was used at all, because i actually understand how hard it is to make 3d fakemon. I enjoy playing the game. Have a nice day.

It's that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child. Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them

I feel like people who are against opiates don't realize that folks who have chronic pain don't expect a zero. We hope for less than a 5. But more than that, we are aware that habituation will result in less relief. So we will tolerate extremely bad days just to keep opiates useful. It sucks.

"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers"

“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“ Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.