He is a very powerful wizard....

Having a period is so fun bc wdym my uterus pain travels to my knees and my back too 😭

Saw a golden retriever puppy on the way to work today. 😭

My older brother is a history teacher and I truly cannot wait til he has to teach kids that the administration was so bad that Portland trolled it in costumes. Fucking legends

Do I want to end it all or am I about to get my period - the monthly conundrum (it’s my period)

I make a latte at home every morning. It’s delicious. But I’m trying to cut back on dairy (I don’t like alternative milks) so Im switching back to regular coffee everyday. This sucks 😭

Would like to know what Big Cottage cheese is paying bc I saw someone put it in a ground beef taco

Crochet is all fun and games and then you have to weave in ends. 😭

If every healthy smoothie or protein shake could stop having chia or flaxseeds that’d be great bc I’m allergic 😭

I had to put one of my cats down recently, and I just called out for him since I was feeding my other one 😞 pets not living forever isn’t fair. Miss you, buddy

Will never understand how turning your neighborhood into a war zone is a way to celebrate anything. I hate hate hate hate hate fireworks.

So happy to see an anti-ICE protest in a predominantly white community near where I live. 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Me: did you see the news about Israel/Iran? Friend: pls don’t tell me Israel attacked Iran bc that’d be really bad Me:

Marines are trained for combat, not crowd control.

It’s exhausting to be any human at the moment but as an Angeleno - we’re fucking tired bro. It’s always some shit with this admin and California. leave us aloneee

The protests will stop when the kidnappings stop.

Hope ICE agents have the day they deserve

Calling out thousands of soldiers onto the streets for a couple hundred protestors in basically two locations. It's theater.

Monthly reminder that whoever designed the 101S to 110S interchange was an asshole

why are we all talking about... (gestures wildly at entire feed, then the internet, then all of the culture and politics of 2025, then the entire human story)... THIS??!?

Might cancel Hulu bc why TF did I just see an ad with Kristi Noem (satan) praising trump and saying I’d you’re an immigrant to gtfo. Hulu can suck it dude. I was just trying to rewatch One Tree Hill

The sun is OUT!! I love seeing the beach busy

See I know I’m pmsing bc I just listened to the girl so confusing remix and started crying

horrifically embarrassing moment in our household just now when i referenced “what does the fox say” and my partner said she’d never heard of it and then i had to play the song and she is looking at me like im insane and i am just here yelling “it has ONE BILLION VIEWS”

Do not ever say "team building" to me. Are you trying to piss me off

Crocheting something new is so fun bc it’s very much trust the process but I just knowwwww this isn’t gonna come out right

Really loving that the pope’s last act was shading JD Vance

My early 20s coworkers told me I would pull big time as a bartender and I fear I will be riding the high of that compliment for the rest of my life 💅🏻

Fuck tariffs but seeing Dave Portnoy crash out bc he lost 7 mil yesterday brought me peace

So we’re not checking our 401k’s for the foreseeable future, right?

@darthbluesky.bsky.social in the national security team group chat

Sitting at the coffee shop listening to a dude mansplain endometriosis to a woman…everything he is saying is incorrect ☠️

Part of getting your nails done is hating them for the first 24 hours

Now why would I be able to make an appt at a lab for a test they can’t run? And then they don’t call you to tell you they can’t run they rest, instead you show up after having to be off meds for a week, fasting & say “oh yeah we don’t do that test here.” The level of rage I have is astounding

An ex guy friend reached out to me after three years like he didn’t ghost our friendship. On international women’s day??? Calling the cops rn

Cried when gabby said if she won maybe her and her girlfriend could get married 😭😭😭

Making mistakes at work is so fun bc what do mean I did an oopsie and now I could vomit over it. 😭

I’ve pretty much have had to change my diet overnight because of gerd and I hate it here!!!! I just want a carbonated drink and a tomato based dish!!

Hey so heartburn is the worst 😭

I’ve had to spend over 2k in dental this year so far. It’s only February 😭 and that’s with good dental insurance. Nobody ask me to leave the house I can’t spend a PENNY

There’s a guy at the doctor’s office striking up convo with a stranger commending RFK and what he wants to do. Siiiiiiir pls

Happy football day to all that observe. I’m thankful for Super Bowl parties bc I was able to go in and out of Costco in 10 minutes

The 101S to 110S interchange in the pouring rain is DIABOLICAL work. And with astigmatism?? I was fight for my life last night!

Ya boy is not participating in any traditional Grammys week celebrations,,, if ya catch me outside,,, we giving back to this area and its families and first responders. 👍🏾

do we get to open one present on tariff eve or do we do them all tomorrow

Anyway had chipotle last night and I’ve had heartburn ever since. 34 is so fun 😭

There’s a bunch of cop cars a couple houses down and they’ve been there for hours and my security camera has perfect view but the livestream won’t connect at the moment. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, A NOSY NEIGHBORS NIGHTMARE

Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

I DONT NEED $115 WORTH OF YARN (but I really want it to make a sweater 😭)

me at 6:99am when works starts at 7