Looking forward to doing Father and Son by Boards of Canada at karaoke

I see Blair’s made one of his interventions or a ‘TB jab’ as I’m calling it.

@robinallender.bsky.social think you might enjoy this … www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

@petermblackburn.bsky.social beautiful words earlier mate, topped only by ‘and now a word from Global Telemetrics’ @mattdaviesff.bsky.social

One for @personalbeatles.bsky.social you know how there’s a ‘Hendrix chord’? What would be the McCartney chord?

It was me that pushed the crossing button when you already pushed it.

Waiting for my glasses to be repaired so am in a coffee shop wearing prescription sunglasses. I look like a disgraced DJ 😎

Choose your fighter …

A GoFundMe for those of us that need our Scott Mills tattoo removed

We can all write our own reviews ’good’ Friday.

Am I in a death cult now?

@dankackroyd.bsky.social I think it’s safe to say you’re very much in the culture 🎯 🍻 🎄

When I was a freelance strategic communications consultant, I carried out research with @freedomfromtorture.bsky.social on how to talk about people seeking asylum in a persuasive way. Seems like a good time to share the messaging guide we put together www.freedomfromtorture.org/changing-the...

Thank you Gareth what a lovely write up!!! ❤️ 🥲 *And yes it is about up the arse 🤝 x

I’ve started a substack and would be thrilled if you’d kindly take a read. The first post was an introduction to me, the Manics, Forest and Labour … open.substack.com/pub/garethwa...

Sure, I get it, but it’s not THAT shameful to be seen at a Coldplay concert.

It’s a brave man who casts shade on Bob Mortimer…

Is it too soon for Brian Milson? 😔

🚨 Episode 18: The Only Way is Forest 🚨 Join Holly and Nolly to: 🔙 Review Forest’s 1-0 semi-final win at Hashtag United. 📱 Hear from friend of the pod @garethwatts.bsky.social 🔜 Preview Sunday's trip to Halifax. 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/1jcl... 🎧 Apple & Spotify #NFFC | #FAWNL

@emilykenway.bsky.social Yay great to have you on here 🙌

@dankackroyd.bsky.social remember it’s Christmas Eve Eve, not Christmas Eve Steve 🎄

Just saw Gillian McKeith on the M1. She’s driving home for Christmas “can’t wait to see those faeces”

I must’ve missed the candlelit vigil from young working class women, desperate to hear more of his banter …

The worst people you know are currently getting matching pyjama sets down from the attic 🎄

Imagine sinking so low that [checks notes] Rod Stewart calls you out on your treatment of women

Please send thoughts and prayers: my daughter is now too big for me to walk her all the way to school and says goodbye at the end of the road 😔

hold on how did they manage to gather her support

Had these on my bedroom wall 💔

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An excellent end to Daytime Dancing with Dave and @garethwatts.bsky.social...

Huge privilege to support @nffc.bsky.social with their academy project this afternoon 🙌

At least, she’s pretty sure that’s what they call her …

Bluesky is okay, but I’m working on an adult subscription app which livestreams the blokes at my local bookies. Launching in the Spring, it’s called OnlyFans and Horses

Still furious they cancelled Tab Clear 😡

A Victorian child would literally DIE if you hit them with an AMG-114 Hellfire missile.

SOLD! 🎳

Bleak insight here from Tesco to know there’s a distinction

If you ever feel like beating yourself up because you didn’t give 100% at work today, just remember that someone signed off on this toy supermarket food

Sure the crisis in the Middle East is tragic and worrying, but we had a lot on our plate in the 90s too you know…

Having a cracking time re-imagining Pulp lyrics via the Duolingo ‘friends’ quest…

Little known fact: in Brazil this lad is known as Ronaldinho McDonaldinho

Not sure anything can match the adrenaline thrill of being told my password is strong.

Fair play to the creative team behind the English dictionary. You don’t even have to get beyond the first page before the raunchy stuff kicks in.