little kid: mom, mom, stop! i wanna show you something, it's only kinda smart!

shout out to nice bus drivers

neat talk going on about "how the rise of the internet shaped transgender identity and activism from the 1980s to the present." hybrid event! www.eventbrite.ca/e/the-two-re...

Honestly, this broke me a little bit.

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 
🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 
🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

old lady on the train, very loudly: you know cannabis? seniors smoke that stuff! it's not just the young kids!

tfw when a paper you thought might be interesting bores you to tears instead

Scholastic, i am majorly disappointed. you were the source of much joy in school, something i looked forward to, and now you pull this supremacist bullshit

hey fellas, is it gay if two manspreaders' knees touch by the middle empty seat?

thing that pisses me off today: "feminists" who don't accept accommodations just because they don't like/believe it

queer liberation not assimilation. mutant and proud. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍🌈

-opens work- i'm not high enough for this

got bored, made trainer cards of what i played in soul silver and moon. tcm.pokecharms.com

my boss complimented my writing style 💜

if your sick fucking STAY HOME

my experience with therapy lmao

you've turned the trolley into a powerful trolley mech it's time to go find the sick bastards that did this

me, doesnt wanna do duolingo for long this morning. duo, well in that case you win not 1, not 2, not even 3, but FOUR (4) XP boosts!

conflicted on people thinking I'm 10 years younger than i am

fuck the people across from me in the library who won't STFU at full fucking volume

The Klingon empire supports LGBTQIA+ people of all species

when i was in high school i was mad we weren't allowed off campus during lunch. as an adult on public transit, i appreciate the rule bc these kids are obnoxious. i'm getting old

fun for everyone

-teenaged guy hits on me- me: you smell bad

based on the law where i live, i can be arrested for doing a poetry reading anywhere that isn’t exclusively 18+. i had to quit my job leading a local book club at a bookstore. i don’t think people realize how surreal things are becoming for trans people on the level of day-to-day life. crazy shit.

[first person to eat an onion] this apple is haunted

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy -- no selfies

I have been completely unable to maintain any semblance of relationship on any level I have been a bastard to the people who have actively attempted to deliver me from peril I have been acutely undeserving of the ear that listen up and lip that kissed me on the temple

@.@

quoteskeet with a game that's nostalgic to you

also it's a space where you can like, just exist in. no pressures

my favourite part of going to the library is dodging the small kids who are running like hell to the books

i want to see more people embracing their inner child

Now that self-labeling is here, I can safely share the good stuff.

Good morning, Racoon PSA morning.

I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED... through a lot of shit

dirty and overgrown dirt road saying "my life" followed by a small paved section saying "that one happy moment" followed by more dirt overgrown road saying "my life again"

Babe I'm not diagnosed, I just throught it was normal to pick One Thing in a message with Five Things, respond to that One Thing in granular, agonizing detail, and completely memory-hole the Other Four

ah, a 92% chance of success! i'll definitely roll a 2 and fail it 🥹

new making friends hint just dropped: end every conversation with "supposing you survive."

a summary of my time in academia

dissociating! on public transit

to the bus driver who let me on even though i spaced it was the 1st and didnt have fare: you fucking rock! to the man who sat next to me and proceeded to lean into me despite the 15 empty seats elsewhere: fuck you, your cologne also smells bad

People asked about prints, and Neil graciously gave the go-ahead. This is my first time selling prints, so PLEASE let me know if you have a bad experience or if it is low quality. I don't want anyone disappointed! Thank you @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com for giving the ok! Yours is in the mail!😊

played some pentiment and liked these blurbs

old lady complimented my hair, i feel like i rolled well today