MAMDANI ABSOLUTELY COOKED THAT LOSER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

🧵 process thread of turning this giant ugly ikea print my wife and I bought in like 2011 into a painting of the unicorn in captivity tapestry qualifications: ☑️never worked with acrylic in my life ☑️took a semester of freshman oil painting once in like 2009 ☑️it’s pride

WELP that’s it, my shits packed for the move!

Coronabeth Tridentarius #art #thelockedtomb

why tf do we even keep these guys on the payroll?? #tlt #thelockedtomb #art

“i asked chatgpt” damn thats crazy what if my friends and i beat you with hammers

They just let anyone in here

it cracks me up when people draw Paul Thelockedtomb with a cool new haircut, like sorry, that is a load-bearing fuckass bob and I will not be hearing any other arguments

I was able to help my wife do something in excel yesterday without having to look it up and I’ve been riding that high ever since

desperately trying to hammer out how to draw Gideon’s stupid face paint #thelockedtomb #art #sketch

babe wake up boss list dropped looks like there's 19 of them to defeat

Today is Kiwi’s fifth gotcha day. You’ll never have to eat garbage in a parking lot again, my tiny perfect daughter 🩶

Sanctify you. #thelockedtomb #griddlehark #gideonnav #harrowharknonagesimus #art

every single time i open a pack on tcgp and i see the shining boarder …i fear its that ̵͈̤̩̝̣ṱ͓̝̙̲̰͚̗͓̕͝h̢̟̲͠҉͏̫̼̜͉̭i̙͙̙̥̰̯͎̘̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̫̘͈͈͈̳̩̳̞͔̭̤̩͍͢g̨̪̣̤͎̟͟͠ again

I'll just leave it here #TheLockedTomb #griddlehark

i fell into a Burger King deep fryer i turned brown brown brown medical help was required and it burns burns burns that BK fryer that BK fryer

the luminous gay kiwi…

I’ve been over-rendering and fussing with that drawing for like two weeks, I am forcing myself to release it into the wild

Revenant #tlt #thelockedtomb #art

an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat

Gideon Nav, the woman that you are. [ #TheLockedTomb #art ]

Evil ancient GF 🌎 #TLT #TheLockedTomb

(studying the blade) ow that's the sharp side

Are you ready to unwind, relax, and explore the #Earth? One of our latest videos features a full hour of mesmerizing #Landsat images that take you on a peaceful journey of the world. Watch here: ow.ly/HftI50UYbnp

Everyone posting planet-poisoning AI slop images of the Earth for their cutesy Earth Day posts, I see your performative asses and I’ll be there when you die

I hope the pope at least got to play undertale before he left us

I have to stop being intimidated by my own WIPs, they literally don’t exist if I don’t finish them

WIP of my second attempt at that Harrowhark piece, it’s a little less dynamic but the anatomy is a lot better imo #art #wip #thelockedtomb

Apparently it costs nearly ten THOUSAND dollars to hire someone to move a mostly empty one bedroom apartment from Florida to New York, so me and @ataraxiansmile.bsky.social are gonna have to return to our roots and U-Haul this mfer

has the US tried pivoting to video

I CAN'T BREATHE GUYS HADHAHGDHADHAGDHAHSGAHGDAGDHDGHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSHHAAHHAHSH THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MONTHS

I beefed this so bad when I tried to color it that I destroyed the whole piece , but I’ve started over instead of throwing all my markers out and laying down in traffic, please clap

god pacific rim kicks so much ass I love these movies so much

This is Camilla Hect in my mind #camillahect #tlt

Ianthe teaches Harrow how to make burgers #tlt #thelockedtomb #art #harrowtheninth

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAT? now you have :)

Me: the practice I've been doing with art fundamentals is yielding great results Draws one face It appears that I was mistaken

Scrolling with my wife and we see a TikTok with the worst tornados ever or something and she goes “beautiful women are screaming towards my underground shelter, begging me to open the door” 🙄

Gideon, honey, you are not being subtle about this. #thelockedtomb #gideontheninth

i love them in vibrant/earthy colors so much [ #tlt / #thelockedtomb / #tltspoilers ]

Me and the boys are gonna go to Jupiter later to get more stupider as fuck

I’m concerned that the dwarven kingdoms below the earth’s retaliation on tariffs will cut me off from my supply of cursed gemstones, which I currently have an extremely reliable supplier for

i know the world is ending rn and everything but the completely insane object i bought on the internet that has been lost in the mail for weeks finally showed up so overall im at like an 8/10

as blue as the death of light 💎⚔️ [ #tlt / #thelockedtomb ]

The saddest girl in the whole universe #tlt #thelockedtomb

the first chapter of Alecto looks great #tlt #thelockedtomb