Sceptres game in a suite? Hell yeah.

I want to see a diagram of the seat orientation inside that Orion capsule during reentry and splashdown

Incredible that human beings figured out how to do this. How cool. What if we only did cool stuff

I want in on the record: Schweppes sucks ass. This is a Canada Dry household.

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

becoming increasingly worried that I won’t be able to afford to have a mid-life crisis

wife just pranked me by “accidentally” sharing pics of her and her boss in a hot tub in Cabo. Not falling for that one Linda, I know you’re at a conference in Phoenix lol

I think a wizard died here

Excited to announce that I have been named the new General Manager for the Toronto Maple Leafs

My default state is like the opposite of non-chalance. I am chalant.

I need someone to do the math but I’m pretty sure Truro NS has more pizza places per capita than anywhere in the world

this might sound dumb, but the hardest-hitting US boycott item in my household has been goldfish crackers. I fuckin love goldfish crackers. I might be the world’s biggest goldfish cracker fan. It’s been more than a year.

my favourite part of wheelchair curling is that because there are no sweepers, it’s clear they’re just yelling at the rocks.

can cats still have little a salami, as a treat?

Operation Epic Fury, one more piece of evidence for the Everyone is 12 theory, holy shit.

You wake up in the morning With gray clouds overhead And you struggle for the will To rise up out of bed The world outside is frightening A sad and dismal place You pray for inspiration A moment of pure grace Maybe there’s something out there To take away these blues Perhaps

I fucking hate when I finally get around to doing a task I’ve been putting off for a month and it takes five goddamn minutes.

you’re telling me the king jamesed this bible?

really good book that everyone should read right now ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

who wants to help me with a mystery printer spooler error that is driving me fucking insane?

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

fuck

I should have peed at intermission

Just gonna say Mike Johnson has been such a treat. Best colour guy I've ever heard. Great feel for the game

we're all about to experience a blip in the space-time continuum. we've already experienced the last 2 1/2 hours but what happens next will retroactively change how you remember not just the goal, but the whole game before it.

Has team Canada considered injecting hyaluronic acid into their penises?

Fucking hell

That’s the most insane save I’ve ever seen holy shit

Hell yeah makar!

Just pulled a Celebrini card that’s gotta be a good sign right

I want to see Sid on the bench like Charlie in D2

The suits:

Something something how many tkachuks can you chuck

Hang on is Leafs legend Martin Marincin playing in this game??

Ladies and gentlemen: the greatest sport on Earth.

YES FUCK YEAH YES YES YES

Holy shit what a chance there. What a save Saros

I just yelled at Theodore to stop shooting from the point and then he put it in

Crosby should be on the bench with the coaching staff like Charlie at the end of D2

fuuuuuuucking brutal

gotta say those Finnish jerseys are fuckin sweet

ahhhhh fuck my stream dropped whats happening

gretzky looks like they breathed life into a corpse they found floating in a river

what a game though

Fuck damnit noooo