do u guy think it will ever nice out again

When you click on a video that’s like, The Secret to the Perfect Ponytail, and it’s like, “Imagine in your hands a knife. Let your conscience guide its divine path. And excise that part of yourself that even wants a ponytail.”

winning two dollars playing three hundred trillion card monte

guest rider in today’s elevator

you're telling me that a toad fried this rice?

at the unction busted as fuck no tits woated outfit sinus irritated #sneezing but you know what. i hadded a fun.

and yup #imsneezing

bro her chief exports

news blast. the president has been smashed by colliding spikes in a maze one second later: the president was saved by an amulet and found a treasure chest

baby shoes, indestructible

candy pieces 🤤🤤🤤

just bought the world a coke so you can all relax now or whatever

it’s Fratellis Friday make sure you listen to chelsea dagger ten or fifteen times

it’s homestuck day

is it just me or is everybody on earth excited for the mailman to deliver my package today?

(captain picard in the episode Darmok voice) Studs, when they kids do good in school.

type stuff!

labubu

le dota face

let’s fucking stay at the Y And C A 🎶

If U Mention Chili Around Anybody They Will Tell You They Have A Really Good White Chicken Chili Recipe

It’s Easy To Blame This All On Computer- That’s Because It’s Computer’s Fault

new wallet i just finished 🙂‍↕️

look at the bag I made ☝️

i get all of my weather and current event updates from food bazaar

A female Downy Woodpecker showcasing couture fashion by wearing a snowflake, a one-of-a-kind piece.

Baby can we watch Homer Simpson and the Simpson Family Five?

those fucking nerd gummy chunks are really good.

candy can so yummy me 🥹

Dehydrated as fuck, miserable, swerving in and out of my lane , unfocused, flailing — and SMILING! Relax — life's not that serious! Hugs 🤗

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

alving. siming. and of course theingdor.

Wig, your honor

to be honest when somebody says sandwich like samwedge it makes me be about to throw up

Oh I’ve Forgotten To Make My Pig. Guess I’ll Just Die.

labubu

i think i’m Too Old Now to stay up until Next Year

when that lady took my passport photo I Do Think that What She Did Was A Hate Crime

when the place where the train is smells crazy it’s like what the F 🤣

everything is going to be in this year :)

and yup here he comes down the chimney as expected. mr bean.

chieces of peese

lol waittt. Picking on someone super tiny actually sounds awesomeee

does any body know what’s protine and why there putting it in so much thing’s?

getting rhythmically beaten to death with broomsticks and trash can lids by the entire cast of Stomp

are londos millennialslop?