your first moment of calm: hummingbird! look at that color!

Cormac Ryan stuns Rockets with 25 points and four triples, throws four dimes in Wednesday's loss #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Pete Nance joins starting lineup, drops 23 points with five triples in 40 minutes #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Did Victor Glover attend Cal Poly on a wrestling scholarship & later play on the football team? Yup. Was he a prime agitator in forcing the administration to create a DEI plan of action? Yup. Was he part of a group of men selected to inform students about rape & sexual assault? YESSIR

most helpful summary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

A 7-month-old baby in a stroller was killed by a stray bullet when a man on a moped shot at a group of people on a Brooklyn sidewalk.

DARRYL IS A KING bsky.app/profile/finc...

One of my faves

Brice Sensabaugh scores 28 points in Wednesday's loss #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Florida just passed a bill stripping cities and counties of all authority to set climate policy — banning net-zero goals, carbon taxes, and emissions trading at the local level. At least 14 local governments had already committed to 100% renewable energy; the bill now heads to Gov. DeSantis’ desk.

"the joker woulda had no leverage over me, taking bout some Maggie Gyllenhaal set the block on fire IDC"

everyone knows this is the funniest tweet

Since the New Deal, the right edge of the conservative movement has been committed to the goal of eliminating all facets of the federal government that do good in the world, leaving behind only a war machine and a surveillance operation capable of containing the “internal leftist enemy.”

Collin Murray-Boyles scores career-high 20 points vs. Kings #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Twins have started 1-4 for the second straight season. They've also lost eight of Joe Ryan's last nine starts.

Merrill Kelly (intercostal nerve strain) set for potentially final rehab outing on Friday with a 2026 debut next weekend vs. NYM is possible per @alexjweiner on X #FantasyBaseball #MLB

Reed Sheppard moves back into starting lineup, erupts for 27 points and nine triples in win vs. Bucks #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Ousmane Dieng, a Bull for roughly 24 hours before the trade for Nick Richards, put up 36 points, 10 assists, 7 rebounds in 45 minutes for the Bucks tonight. Some trades are obvious misses from the moment they happen. This feels like one.

Chase DeLauter (left foot contusion) could return to lineup Friday vs. CHC per @jacobgurvis on X #FantasyBaseball #MLB

Maxime Raynaud slows down on Wedneday with only six points #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Seiya Suzuki (right PCL sprain) set to begin rehab assignment Friday, should last between 3-7 days per @Taylor_McGregor on X #FantasyBaseball #MLB

Pascal Siakam leads win over Bulls with 25-4-5 in 22 minutes on Wednesday #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Precious Achiuwa delivers revenge game vs. TOR on Wednesday with 28 & 19 #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Freddie Freeman - Los Angeles Dodgers: Home Run (1)

Ethan Thompson sparks for 24 points, five assists, five 3-pointers in Wednesday's win vs. CHI #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Jeremy Peña may play in back-to-back games this weekend per @brianmctaggart on X #FantasyBaseball #MLB

Carlos Estévez on the 15-day injured list with left foot contusion per @anne__rogers on X #FantasyBaseball #MLB

Roman Anthony - Boston Red Sox: Home Run (1)

Shohei Ohtani to take mound for second start April 8 vs. TOR per @ByJackHarris on X #FantasyBaseball #MLB

Kyle Isbel - Kansas City Royals: Home Run (1)

José Ramírez’s first homer of 2026 was CRUSHED 😳

Derrick White continues to struggle on Wednesday with six points #FantasyBasketball #NBA

CLE Home Run! José Ramírez homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. Angel Martínez scores. The score is now CLE 4, LAD 0 (Top 8)

Blake Snell (left shoulder fatigue) to face live hitters next weekend, trending towards late May return per @THEREAL_DV on X #FantasyBaseball #MLB

Goga Bitadze assessed Flagrant 2 foul & ejected on Wednesday after dangerous play against Jock Landale, via @OMagicDaily on X #FantasyBasketball #NBA

A DOGE staffer convened a meeting with Department of Energy officials to discuss the future of nuclear power and downplayed the risk of radiation exposure at nuclear test sites: “They are testing in Utah. … I don’t know, like 70 people live there.”

Carlos Estévez (foot) placed on 15-day IL.

Terry Rozier's Heat tenure now entering its final week, with two-way player expected to be elevated. www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/04/01/t... So next a standard deal for Vlad Goldin, Jahmir Young or Trevor Keels?

So Sandy Alcantara is back to form

Scouts GUSHED about Seth Hernandez this spring. buff.ly/FtjzQdY

He's not lasting the season. It's been a shitshow already and we're barely a week in.

Landry Shamet (right tibial plateau contusion) cleared for action on Wednesday #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Denzel Clarke robs Drake Baldwin with a phenomenal catch.

Mitchell Robinson (left ankle injury management) & Miles McBride (core muscle injury management) out second leg of B2B on Wednesday #FantasyBasketball #NBA

Myles Turner (left ankle), Kyle Kuzma (right Achilles), Bobby Portis (left wrist) all out on Wednesday #FantasyBasketball #NBA

🏀 Wednesday, April 1st: Daily Cheat Sheet 🃏 There is no fooling around here, as @andmlemos.bsky.social discusses Steph Curry's potential return on Sunday, Franz Wagner's status for today & more, while providing waiver wire targets. #FantasyBasketball #NBA Read⤵️ sportsethos.com/top-posts/fa...

Oh man. CB Bucknor took a foul tip off a 100 mph Jacob Misiorowski fastball straight off the mask. He's leaving the game now.

Details On Willie Mack's Contract With AEW

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.