ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection? KIDS: "lets see the mascot" (shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion) GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

I’m glad he’s not alive to hurt anyone anymore

Real America's Voice, which airs the Charlie Kirk show confirms that he has died.

I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...

This site actively works against the time I have spent in therapy not even kidding

Oh cool we’re Balkanizing?

This single promo may have worked more people than any other promo in the history of wrestling lmfao

I bought a fuck machine on wish and they sent me the shinzo abe gun

This is nazi logic. The Nazis would redistribute the confiscated property of Jews to the German populace as an incentive to support their mass deportation to concentration camps.

I want to know if the President of the United States is a pedophile. And I know the American people do too. I'm shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile. So why not release the files?

i really truly wish any of the epstein furore was caused by a genuine concern for cruelty for teenage girls, for exploited kids. it would be a different country if it was, of course, but the discourse is sometimes jarring

That WrestleDream poster is AI smdh

holy shit lmao

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

it's called "Ferrari" Tone. it's like the transgender of automobiles

Think about this for one second: boobies

Gender affirming care for cis folks gets celebrated.

The Vince McMahon Three-Quarter Nelson Club

WWE Smackdown! #362 They are literally doing three rematches from the PPV 5 days prior including both main title matches

Every time I get on this app I see three posts and immediately feel like I’m using a site created by the CIA

WWE Raw #687 (07/24/2006)

Israel bombed an Evin, an Iranian prison that housed dissidents and political prisoners. They ended up destroying the trans wing and murdering over 100 trans people incarcerated there, many for simply being queer in Iran. This is unspeakable evil. archive.ph/PA2n5

Yeah, but they got her.

App still sucks.

The quotes and replies are just as bad as I thought they’d be lmfao

That is not a real name

Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language

One day Jamie and I will recreate this photo

If Tommy has 7 watermelons on a Tuesday…

Alright cool let’s have testosterone sitting around at punk shows out in public let’s get everyone arrested so then there’s no easily available DIY at all, what a great idea bro

Bluesky is so cool I love how every post results in an “I love pancakes, oh so you hate waffles” situation

God forbid trans women ever celebrate even the smallest moments of joy and resistance in this world without a trans man crying about it not being about them too

My favorite Friends character

how to correctly use a bun

the UK must be liberated from it’s elder population whose only hobby is getting radicalized in far right forums

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

Ita never been clearer. America is a hostile nation now. Kick their troops out of Europe and break off as much contact as possible. As a nation, it can not be trusted. Fully a fascist nation after decades of build up, America has finally died.

Service Dog Ollie is doing her best.