i fear the democratic party dream of making it 1995 again forever may now be impossible to achieve

This is also why I get driven mad by Sanders banging the "we have to fight illegal immigration" drum as it frames it as an inherent problem for society with only one solution: more fences, walls, and (ultimately) lethal enforcement with massive economic barriers for the "right" way.

Immigration is not a problem. Like I’m sorry but you literally have an intellectual deficiency if you think immigration is a problem. Like I think you should be kept in a fucking padded cell and studied by science so we can prevent you happening if you think immigration is a problem.

Ah, @governorwalz.mn.gov out there, fighting the good fight, writing stern letters and composing no-foolin' skeets and, eh, well that's all he can do, other than arrest clergy carrying out a peaceful, though economically inconvenient, demonstration, come on guys, he's just a governor, be nice.

Sorry, Tim, they're no broom big enough for you to keep sweeping this stuff away, and no amount of washing will clean your hands of it. I know it goes against everything your party stands for but you're going to actually have to DO something rather than just write stern letters.

For those wondering why the left spends time fighting Dems: Imagine someone set your house on fire and laugh at you. You try to get to them but you're stopped by a firefighter. You ask why they're not fighting the fire. They tell you they're waiting for the 911 call. The fire melted the phonelines.

If it's not to resign because he realizes he's out of his depth and holding on to the role would be tantamount to wage theft, I don't care 🤷🏼‍♂️

A 4-0 loss today, is it Killie? So appointing a tax cheat, failed manager-turned-pundit hasn't turned things around? Shocked. I am shocked, I tell you.

I'm not sure how to quantify it but it feels perverse to be drinking a hot chocolate out of a tall glass at home when there are perfectly good mugs available

Putting "actual guardrails" on a gestapo is not a "bare minimum" and it shouldn't be framed as being in any way a responsible or acceptable outcome. it should not exist at all - that's the minimum. That's where the line is drawn.

I love it when games shows have a contenstant who works in medical claims insurance cos then you know who the villain is

Time for the weekly blue check following purge

I'll bet you right now that they definitely won't, Bloomberg. Name your stakes.

lol the Cyberpunk VR clown got their patreon nuked

Restaurants have no idea how bad they look when they don’t have Heinz

Idk... casting Jared Leto in your movie then covering him in make up and CGI seems like bringing home the stinkiest dog turd you could find in the park and then covering it with a decorative bowl... I just don't know why you did the first part at all. #MastersOfTheUniverse

Both parties want to go to brunch. One wants to arrest the staff, the other insists they use their preferred pronouns while they beat them.

Oh, the Oscars nominations are out? Pass

trans sky in the morning, bigot's warning

Google Street View should have a night mode cos some places look very different in the dark

The AI era of tourist trash is in full swing.

Using Ctrl-Alt-Delete is like asking to speak to my computer's manager.

I mean, yeah, but you say that like the Democrats didn't just spend 4 years paralyzed and scared to do what had to be done because they, too, are cowards. The rot doesn't stop on one side of the house.

But but but I was assured by libs and Democrats that charging a President with the very obvious crimes they committed and then prosecuting them to the full extent of the law was a dangerous precedento set that would fatally undermine the authority, standing, and dignity of the role.

It's a bold chairman that hires a coach from the MLS ever again

Must be exciting to be a twitch streamer and knows that you might be live when it happens

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

Hey, could someone let Congress know that they need to do something? Thanks. It's just that @chu.house.gov is trying to reach out to Congress to get them to do something. Can anyone help with this? Is there a website or something? Don't worry Judy, we've got you.

Pathetic. "Guardrails" are useless when one side has already said they don't and won't respect them. Truly pathetic.

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

Great, just what the club needs in a crisis: giving game time to help develop some old firm prospect they can then sell for £500k to an English League 1 mob in two years.

I love that I can get a rare day out for a few hours to go do something that I want to do, but don't worry, no one is going to clean the dishes or anything while I'm out so I can have all that work to do when i get back as well, that way I can feel like I didn't have a day off at all! Fun.

the response of the most spooked man of all time

Just know that if your ever call me from an unknown number and I immediately pick up, I'm having some kind of medical emergency or I'm being kidnapped, please hang up and call the authorities, thank you.

Yes, we lost Nancy, a tragedy, but I think we might have gained something even funnier here...

I mean, on one hand you have some anonymous staffers saying they're getting bad vibes... on the other hand you have committed true-believers at the top of a paramilitary organization with guaranteed billion-dollar funding and carte blanche to operate wherever and however they like... Hmm...

They were warned not to give their silly medal to a far right-wing opposition leader who was openly advocating for invasion and civil war but the Nobel committee knows better about peace prizes 🤷🏼‍♂️

People keep saying this as some kind of 5D gotcha, as if: a) be wouldn't just declare that whenever he wants based on whatever Fox News segment he just watched because no one will stop him b) the ONLY thing stopping that isn't the decency of the victims, it's that they don't have the numbers. Yet.

the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?

And Jameela Jamil is right! I'm infinitely less inclined to chip in to a gofundme, or anything is that sort, shared by a celeb. Like, motherfucker, I'm paycheck-to-paycheck here, you fucking pay it with your Netflix millions. Arseholes.

I ate a whole banana by myself and the dog is giving me a hurt look to make me feel guilty and now i have internal bleeding.

Rosa Luxemburg and Karl Liebknecht were murdered on January 15, 1919.

Okay, Sophie Turner is not a good actor, granted, but I've always said that just nailing the look and letting the stunt team do their jobs would cover about 70% of the role, and that's more than enough for me to hopefully enjoy a Tomb Raider project.

Who are you angry with exactly?

I hope you all celebrated

I have to work at the New York Times. It's where I work.

"Sensible moderates are scared of change" But not the the sudden change where people started getting dragged out of their cars, let's just ignore that change - we can't expect *that* to suddenly stop, it will confuse and alarm the sensible moderate voters... Only a 🤡 works for the New York Times.

O hope The Pitt enjoyers are looking forward to their "sympathetic family-man agent just going their tough job in hard times" storyline! Fun!

I like that you can tell from the Google ai results which subreddits allow memes to be posted because the robot can't tell the difference when it's giving you "facts"

The manager will see you now