Velde hit that one like it owed him rent #rctid

Biscuit wrists #rctid

That will be a 2 point lead now, will it Del? Never been more sure of anything than a McInnesball team shitting it when it comes to the crunch. Routine win for the Killie.

He didn't "suggest" anything, he just flat-out said it, you despicable fucking cowards.

amazing improvisational comedian who is terrible at coming up with names

I want to hear the words “we will put Pete Hegseth in prison” and then actually do it or I’m fucking out forever

Oh I can see future too, but @bsky.app won't let me tell you about it.

I know AI isn't conscious because it can listen to an entire meeting on a Friday afternoon without zoning out and thinking about the weekend even once.

Wow, it's the rare reverse-Murray from the BBC. When Andy Murray did well he was British, but when he lost he was Scottish. Now it seems when English teams do poorly they're British, but when they do well they're English.

Limmy describing the English as "Britain's Americans" gave me a proper 🤣🤔 reaction.

Hey, remember when most of us could work from home and it didn't hurt productivity, and gas prices weren't going to make or break your monthly budget just to get back and forth to work?

Wow, sure glad Joe played by the old rules and obeyed the norms. Really worked out well. Imagine he had acted in the nation's interest first... *shudder* Just uttering the words "presidential authority doesn't override..." in the year 2026 should get your internet privileges suapended.

Me, in 30 years having not gotten the news that the boycott ended

Anyone who has ever been good or efficient at their job could've told you this was inevitable.

I watched Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die yesterday. The first 2/3rds are excellent, really fun, but the last 1/3rd is a slog. ⭐️⭐️

ah yes, let's go back to the good old days 👍

told you so #wrestlesky

So y'all had bought the 'Hugh Jackman is a nice guy' bit, huh?

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This is what happens when you have no ethical compass and you rush to the right to embrace their policy because you believed the media's blown-up narrative on the hot-button issue and then realize that the people you want to vote for you don't like it, but you also can't ever be wrong...

If you're the sort of guy that gets upset by things like this, you're the sort of guy that necessitates things like this.

"can" is doing a lot of the lifting here. People, politicians, and institutions CAN do something but they DON'T and WON'T. Do not give them the "out" of helplessness and futility, like there's nothing else to do. Doing nothing is a choice. Collaboration and cooperation is a choice.

The media, for some reason, is trying to sell the notion that we thought Trump was "competent" or that noone could have seen this happening. Right? Right?! You don't blame us for platforming fascism, right? Right?! We had to protect our access! Two sides to every story, right? He bamboozled us all!

It's never stopped them before

aye but the passion of the old firm fans, eh? 🤮 #wanks

Brain: oh, it's 7am, I guess I better get up. Body: you dolt, you dumbass, you dingus. #daylightsavingtime

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Some hit, that #rctid

Phil Neville is day old, room temperature tap water #rctid

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I miss Trillian

Well, I guess that will be the last time The Game Awards "👉👈 hmm maybe" their way through rumors of a Half Life 3 trailer drop on their show.

No. People are googling the new thing that's happening. They didn't "lose interest" in current things.

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

Why do directors feel they have to lie about using greenscreen / CGI?

My "hot drinks should be hot and ice is sacrilege " ass lining up beside the iced coffee moms in this fight.

The Scottish have won the AI Wars.

I can maybe make exceptions for those who are allergic or have had bad experiences but, I general, yes:

It's a good day to have always preferred BK to McDs.

Once again... Just because I am currently kicking you in the balls, it is not a distraction from my friend stealing your car, which is also not a distraction from our mutual colleague burning your house, we're just all cunts doing different cunty things at once because we can and it's funny.

Turns out the quickest way to get a writer for the NY Times writer to stop replying is to present to them dozens of instances of the NYT knowingly publishing false narratives. Curious.

No, you don't actually get to be all pissy if you pronounce your standard-spelling name in an idiosyncratic way and people assume you're boring and normal like the rest of us drones and not cool, unique, and special.

I can't think of a statement that throws MORE doubt on the provenance of Hogan's boots than Hulk Hogan himself saying they definitely were his real boots, for real, brother.

Feeling personally attacked by reading that yellow Starburst are the least popular, in a world where that waxy-ass cherry "flavor" exists.

My issue with the Premier League trolling Spurs isnt the yrolling, it's the cringe "just how the play was drawn up" yank banter.

teaching your kid to bake is a gift that keeps giving

Oof. Just saw the Danhausen "pop". I truly thought he would come in and do alright and shift units for a few months before inevitably ending up on NXT as a comedy manager but I might have to revise that timeline down. #WrestleSky

And you can say you didn’t vote for this but you did, it didn’t matter who you voted for this was always on the fucking table, look at the democratic response

Timbers really poor but still in it and could've been level as rapids aren't much here either. I fancy PTFC to score but oof that defence 😬 #RCTID