"forced to" idk I get the flu all the time, can't get out bed, must just be me 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hi there, I'm the elite hacker who took over Don Garber's official Twitter account to post exactly 1 (ONE) tweet that coincidently reads exactly like something Don Garber meant to post on his private account instead of his public.

Just have to accept that I'll never be good enough for some people, no matter what I do.

They took the Copilot button out of Word last week and sent a memo about the change. I didn't even know it was there until I was told it was gone 🤷🏼‍♂️ Anyway, in what I'm sure is unrelated news, someone has been really struggling to get anything done this past week and it's becoming a problem...

It was 1

the Arsenal fanbase gets slept on as one of the most reactionary and downright stupid sports fanbases of all time imo

Easy Democratic win: free passport renewals and reissuance for 10 years.

That's what frustrates you?!?

Has a redditor ever heard a rhetorical question they didn't feel compelled to answer?

I'm sorry, what did you say RUSH? #wrestlesky

Reddit, mate, you're a website. Stop trying to make the app happen.

I see people keep repeating the mantra that a title like "From" is bad SEO. It's not. You don't understand SEO. A slow called "From New York" is bad SEO as it's a phrase that's commonly used. If you search "From", the engine knows you're looking for the definition or a title, and it's at the top.

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Manny doesn't sound like Many. The joke doesn't work.

My favorite myth from my childhood was that CID didn't put hubcaps on their cars and that's how you could spot the plain clothes polis out and about. We never once questioned the logic of this.

Aww, are the poor little sailor boys finding out after they fucked around for this?

I held back on shit-talking Mr. Beast for a long time because all I really knew about him was he had a face like a haunted doll. I didn't want to hold that against him, but it turns out he's pretty evil anyway so let's call that a W for the ol' intuition.

Watching a Coachella performance and having to remind yourself it's not the pandemic again and those aren't just thousands of mannequins in the desert.

As a tribute to Barrie we've reissued the episode of The Melchester Odyssey where Roy Race got shot in the hair. Here's the source material...

We had great seats for the AEW show last night. Would have liked to stay longer but folks were getting tired 3 hours in. Had a good time though.

Grabbing the young ones straight out of school and hightailing it up to PDX tonight for my first @allelitewrestling.com show.

So there's this company named after an insidious device that spies on and corrupts the mind of the user, and it is run by bloodless tech weirdos who talk about racial purity, like, a lot, what should we do? The UK government: plug them right into the heart of the NHS, of course!

A statement so White it just flipped my phone off dark mode

Remember the rhyme when deciding which Football Manager version to play: 24, play some more 26, bag of dicks

I'm sorry to bear bad news to headline readers everywhere but no, you're not getting a replaceable battery in your phone in 2027. There's a huge loophole in EU regs that allow certain types of in-built, irreplaceable batteries and guess what - it is the same kind all the big manufacturers use now!

I have a strong and reliable metric that says 30% of people will do or say the absolute dumbest thing possible when pressed, so going below 30% support breaks the model in my head.

I can't shake the feeling that Danhausen is the Big Bang Theory of professional wrestlers #WrestleSky

i was promised a 21st century of cancer cures and flying cars and what i got instead are nazi trucks and a pasta sauce company surveilling me.

I get that he's got that nepobaby failson ego and he probably enjoys torturing the Timbers fans a little bit out of spite, but surely to fuck even Merritt is bored of watching this pisstreak of a football club #rctid

Timbers have the remarkable ability to look like they're playing uphill #rctid

Is Antony getting paid by the touch? #RCTID

Petty me is pleased Leicester are going down. Was on board for the fairytale but have only wanted bad things for the club after they sacked Ranieri the very next season. The guy who wins Leicester a PL title is literally unsackable, I don't care how "bad" it was. That's the return to norm. Karma.

Everyone is against copaganda until they come for your Columbo DVDs

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man," said the moneylender to Jesus.

"But they have to have an exclusive, extravagant party to pay for the museum." "Couldn't they just donate the money and be happy that the museum is funded?" "... they have to have an exc-"

Man it makes my heart happy when I see local businesses being neighborly

I find that the smartest people I know are the ones that I hear say "I don't know" the most often. I'm always suspicious of the people who always have the answers.

A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur. And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops). Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...

Tonight, this will be me locked in to watching #AEWDynamite to figure out who I'm going to see in Portland next week. #wrestlesky

"Wow, you're so chill about <work stuff> why don't you get mad about it?" If I'm sitting there at 7pm on the couch still stewing over some office bullshit, a) I'm not getting paid for that, and b) I'm only doing it to myself. Leave that in the office/on Teams and walk away when your time is up.

Probably controversial, but i don't mind this. Yes, time wasting is annoying and should be penalized as unsporting, but it's become accepted wisdom that we need more "active" time in games and i don't agree. These players aren't video game NPCs. They're playing 50+ games a year...

Did you know that all the dogs and cats from 80s and 90s movies and TV are still alive? It's true. I just visited their farm upstate and they're having a great time.

I never knew overdosing on vanilla was a thing until today

Good. It was. And there were some utterly shameless souls on here claiming it was a shove in the face in real time. Oof.

They had a decent price for Game Pass, and every couple of months I even got a bonus month free for using Bing. I dropped both the moment prices went up and they fudged the rewards program.

Sold Project Hail Mary on the work chat as "Ken from Barbie in Interstellar" and if Hollywood marketing agencies want to form an orderly line, I'll be accepting offers.

If you love charts and penguins, boy do i have the perfect gift for you www.kyoto-aquarium.com/special/soka...

He'll outlive his usefulness as a political bulwark and wrecking ball (fast approaching this point) and then he'll be worth a lot more to the far right project as a sacrifice to the center's inevitable sense of self-congratulatory complacency.

15 years ago: "There's no true competition" - Blockbuster fires shot at streaming competitors #wrestlesky