Can already feel Monday Kevin getting mad that the piece of shit that is Friday Kevin isn't even opening his Outlook because he doesn't want to start anything today.

Well, yeah, I'm not surprised, did you see how much the Tartan Army had drunk in Boston? 🤮🤮

John Fetterman is the Democratic party's final form, he just jumped ahead a few cycles.

They know exactly what they're looking for when they post on Facebook- unhinged boomers and gammon-necked brexiteers happy to blame immigrants or the existence of trans folk for anything.

Oh, this is an easy one! They realize that their common enemies are educated liberals and minorities and continue to work together. Journalists have no pattern recognition. They must watch watch reruns of the Simpsons like they're seeing them for the first time, every time. Must be nice.

Hearts losing a guy who came within minutes of lifting the title, losing out to a late winner to finish second only too hire a guy who came within minutes of lifting the title, losing out to a late winner to finish second is just 👨‍🍳💋

The whole, who could drink more - Americans or Brits, thing isn't even a contest. I don't get the debate. Like I know you guys over here like a drink and you have some real enthusiasts but no. It would be messy, but it would not be close.

Neil McCann melting down and sounding like a roaster on the radio is why I will never ever trust a manager who doesn't immediately drop their media work when they are hired.

Leonardo DiCaprio asking a woman to confirm she's definitely under 25

Did I just watch the mayor of New York give a speech on Scotland beating Denmark to qualify for the World Cup?

Don't you just hate when you idly yank your accessory nail out and it just. won't. stop. bleeding. ... No, I wouldn't know either.

You won't read a more bitter and butt hurt thread than this today, the poor wee lambs. 🤣🤣🤣 www.reddit.com/r/ThreeLions...

I'm hearing one of the biggest bars in Boston is closing for the day of the England game to give their staff a breather, and that's just funny.

So you're telling me that Scotland partied in the sun and drank the city dry and then the English rocked up in Boston and it started pissing down? Its not for me to say that the big man upstairs has His favorites...

Wow @valvesoftware.com really botched the Steam Machine, huh?

My favorite pinned IG bot comment is the "I can't follow this account, is it just me?" one, that's really good. Kudos to the piece of shit who came up with that one.

An impromptu Juneteenth night out turned out very well

American History X. Ed Norton.

You never know which random posts will take off

I'm guessing Patreon changed a setting or something because it's been a week of podcasts accidently putting paywall episodes on the free feed.

I know there's a more "obvious" candidate but Hearts fans are the England fans of the Scottish Premier League - widely unliked by other fans, delusional despite winning nothing of note for decades, and they have, like, three songs in total.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Where do I go now that Roku's enshittification will be accelerated under Fox?

If McInnes had went to Rangers in January, Hearts would be champions right now.

22 medical specialists? In a row??

I think, in 2026, we can do the "i'm just asking questions" framing and just say the thing. Why? Because she is the wife of the President and heavily implicated in human trafficking. That's why not. Just say that.

I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up

"The Good AI is only taking the boring, procedural work that no one wants to do" they say about the entry-level jobs you've been told for the past 30 years you need a college degree and crippling student debt to do.

ngl I really hope the new york bouncyball team keeps losing now

And I'll say it again, not watching or engaging with this shitshow World Cup is literally the easiest thing in the world.

Ironically, the US hosting the World Cup is better sportswashing for Russia and Qatar than those nations hosting it a they weren't as much as an openly xenophobic shitshow as whatever this farce is.

We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

The last decade or so has been a constant revelation after another that everything i thought everyone did, turns out they do not. There's a good reason why I'm so physically and mentally exhausted at the end of a day and it's not i'm lazier, it's the constant hypervigilance and self-commentary.

Why was the store selling stolen trading cards in the first place?

finish ver ^_^

#tolkientuesday One of my favorites from the LOTR meme vault.

Ahh, the classic ol' lib shuffle 1. Make bold promise 2. Do nothing of substance 3. Continue to talk a good game 4. Hire more cops

It's Sunday!

Is it Sunday yet?

Is it Sunday yet?

Is it Sunday yet?

I got L

Guys are fucking stupid

It feels good to be happy

The internet *could* be full of beautiful things

Suddenly making a lot of summer plans

I had a very good day today.

29 years since one of the happiest days of my life, when Killie won the cup and I was there!

I think me and my two cats could've held West Ham to a scoreless draw in that first half.