Hey! I finished my BA program I’m done with school twenty years after graduating high school! 👨‍🎓 <——— me

He’s appointing judges who don't dare cross him.

Trump FUNDAMENTALLY misunderstands the military if he thinks we have guys stationed in Germany, Italy, and Spain just bc we’re doing them a solid This is what happens when you elect stupid people who are also intellectually lazy and egomaniacal Avoiding this in the future would be advisable

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Oh hey, “private donations” are no longer paying for the ballroom. Who could have seen that coming?

You just don’t understand her because you’re all brokies. Duh. Get some money and you’ll gain her level of enlightenment #bbsky

if at first you dont succeed, try try again

WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia voters approve new US House districts that could aid Democrats in midterm elections.

Remember when Akron, Ohio got a shout out about the rat proof bins?

Don’t sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me

I think I like this pope?

So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….

Ok so who the hell are we all voting for California? We need to figure this out. #CAPrimary

Hey, I realize you're all busy with other stuff right now but I wanted to just take a minute to make it very clear that I am not and have never been close friends with the Boston Strangler

Eyewitness video from the scene of today's ICE shooting in California appears to (you guessed it) contradict officials' claims that the man "weaponized" his vehicle. The car is reversing and the agents appear to be well clear of it.

ICE shot someone in the city I work in today. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Please share this because people need to know about it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is the state of our world because that man was elected.

Just a quick post. Fuck Donald Trump. He should be ****

BREAKING: Mike Johnson didn’t see the tweet.

A reminder that last week, Pam Bondi accidentally released a Jack Smith memo revealing Trump’s motive for stealing and illegally retaining classified documents.

Can someone please explain the Ashley drama to me? I need to spend more time online. #bb27

Please share widely!

The wrong guy died today.

The fact that one of the republicans concessions to ending the shutdown is they won’t deport AMERICAN CITIZENS is absolutely wild.

unironically will MomTok survive this

VENEZUELA BEATS USA in The World Baseball Classic Championship in Miami!! 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪 🇻🇪

Noooo 😩 😊

@thecareywo.bsky.social I had a dream last night that you were hosting a traitors style game at your house and it lasted multiple days. How odd…

I’m going to keep posting this until someone gives me an idea.

I’m going to be in Long Beach next week for a conference and I need something to do Tuesday night. Any suggestions???

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Don’t come at me but I’m ready for Jonny and Tara to be off my screens. Pick one, the traitors or the Olympics

It isn't an empty gesture, it may not do anything now, but it's a signal to history, and to the world and to ourselves, that this is not ok.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Little gay 12 year old me just lost my mind at Ricky Martin being on the tv!

RICKY MARTIN! PLAY LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA IM BEGGING

Ricky?!

Please tell me that was a real wedding

Lady Gaga, duh.

Space mountain at Disneyland is Akron Ohio architecture and I love it.

Apparently Twitter is a bunch of straight men realizing San Francisco is a beautiful city and Californians a burning hell scape. I love that 😊

THE MUPPET SHOW was an excellent revival, and the most Muppet-y I've seen the Muppets in a very long time. More of that would be nice.

Fuck ICE. Abolish ICE. Prosecute ICE. If you have a problem with that, unfollow me, stop coming to my shows and STOP calling yourself a Christian.

Ordered a pizza to go from the bowling alley now settled in with the muppets

This may be the year we get that Texas senate seat. I’m just saying. If ever it would be this year

TRUMP TODAY: There was an election in Texas? What? TRUMP YESTERDAY: