Didn’t they?

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

I look forward to the moment when Newsom stops saying ‘moment’ at every opportune moment.

Trash

This extreme doofus needs a therapist

its so weird how i havent seen a single op-ed thats like "intentionally starving americans could prove problematic for gop midterm chances"

Looking forward to Trump claiming credit for funding SNAP rather than acknowledging the Judicial branch fomented same

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

May the ghosts of the East Wing move west

Translation: “I don’t want to cancel flights due to unpaid FAA and TSA burnout and subsequently lose revenue for United.”

She’s also unwilling to put a pause on lip filler over Halloween.

do your fuckin job bozo

Anyone been to Hawaii?

This is “law enforcement,” not an Indiana Jones movie.

Same tbh

Warm up the tor

I believe she would have made an excellent president. I’m sad to agree here.

I plan to change some spending habits

Contrast w Trump: Deficit spending is weakening bond market and the dollar amongst global currencies. Business are running out of inventory, so tariffs are REALLY about to hurt. Job growth is slowing. Healthcare $ is about to skyrocket. Trump’s biggest priority is the ballroom/billionaires.

Best possible outcome

Shocked. Shocked!

He will

This is, I believe, a “cluster”

Taken at SeaTac just now… Essential government workers are not getting paid during the shutdown; and some might even have to fight for backpay when the shutdown ends. Those that show up anyway and keep doing their job every day deserve our recognition and respect.

This might be the plan

Seems bad.

Charge the contractor with destroying a National Register landmark without proper approvals

Allegory of The Cave

Maybe Sundar picked them up at Trump’s inauguration.

Motherfucker

Had he bombed the poor soy farmers instead, at least he’d be fertilizing.

Clownshow

A new low in personal analytics. Just eat more legumes, people.

tbh Bari Weiss may as well be running the NY Times, too. I loved that paper before the analysis and opinion sections contorted themselves into weirdness.

He put himself in a diarrhea plane

When you’re making your #NoKings posters, remember… Donald Trump LOVES a good nickname.

but why would marc benioff suddenly decide to support trump was literally the story last week lolol

Mike Johnson is about to be baked and consumed like a Thanksgiving turkey. Deservedly.

Women don’t like the vehicle

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

It is very nice to see frogs reclaimed to the side of justice

Speaking as an English major, why is this fucker acting like the lamest, most insipid possible English major?

Benioff makes me sad

The editors of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR) were apparently fired today. The precursor to MMWR began in 1878 to address emerging public health threats rapidly. We are not “great” without it. We are vulnerable to threats from sporadic foodborne illness to bioterrorism.

Some Democrats are already doing this, but I think all of them should treat No Kings protests as mid-term mandatory attendance events, like the local fish fry or county fair. Push back on the sweaty Republican attempts to make them seem scary.

Protest. Be large. Be peaceful.