they should invent a Microsoft Word where you can format the document according to your wishes

A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

2-0

Marlins Man making his absence known

Scorsese’s mom

Apollo crew member hits moonshot

Remember that for a lot of people around you the Civil War doesn’t seem like it was “just yesterday.”

No hawk tuah costumes this year

“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. “He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.” -Declaration of Independence

guys, we have a tone shift

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

In a zoom meeting with parent of child who was at Annunciation shooting learning about another school shooting

The only legal principle SCOTUS is operating under right now is King Trump’s word is law and racism is OK, actually.

Guys remembered

80s night at the Twins game

Checked Facebook timeline and everyone posting today has jumped from odd or unique to insane. Like this rock in a field in Kansas is an Egyptian god returning or “Trump is bringing common decency back to the U.S.A.”

🇺🇸👎 happy 4th!

Crow at the peak of one of those new builds they paint black

No Kings includes Draft Kings

HOLY YIKES: "Paraglider Peng Yujiang, 55, was testing new equipment at 3,000m above sea level, over the Qilian mountains [in China], when a rare updraft or air current known as a "cloud suck" pulled him about 5,000m higher into a cloud formation." This is an image from his camera, via the BBC. 1/

Burn it all down "Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth led a Christian prayer service in the Pentagon’s auditorium on Wednesday morning, during working hours, in which President Trump was praised as a divinely appointed leader."

Thumbs up Friday: seeing how far I can get in work emails and Teams using only the thumbs up emoji

Birbath

The stormy night

Hand of God or a giant space lizard on the sky last night

Just to be clear, I'm advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia

Identical twin cops on COPS

Lutnick not answering snot on face the nation

My grandfather worked at Voice of America during WWII. Though he died in ‘77, he just asked me (in 7 different languages) to tell POTUS to go fuck himself with the world’s largest flagpole. Your wish is my command, Grampa Sam.

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Looking at my 401k it’s costing me a lot more than $150

Watching the joint session and parade of ghouls in the Cabinet marching in. They cut to JD Vance. ‘That guy fucking sucks.’

Western Australia premier calls US vice-president JD Vance a ‘knob’

3 of 3. On to the Senate, may there be a teaspoon of sanity there. Beltway media, get your shit together.

LinkedIn in my regularly-focused career is a bloodbath today. Probationary federal workers, instructors yanked mid-semester, newly returning fed workers with over a decade of federal experience, GSA contracts. All trashed.

This is masculine maximalism to me

Sending in Elon Musk & 'Big Balls' to do what they can't get Congress to do becomes far more appealing to hardliners. 7/

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@rokhanna.bsky.social Boo

Reminds me of someone who should blow himself

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Punxsutawney Phil has declared martial law.

-1 linked in connections this week. It’s all coming together folks!