Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Christmas starts earlier each year AM I RIGHT?! 🎅🏼

Fuck Schumer.

This week has been a hope sandwich. 🥪💙🙌🏼🇺🇸 #podsaveamerica

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

ZOHRAN MANDATE-EEE

Chuck Schumer can eat a bag of ballots. #mayormamdani

PROTEST ANTHEM JUST DROPPED

Thanks but I'm rolling with Zohran.

Back on my grind for the inspiring Commissioner Kristen Rosen Gonzalez. The next Blue Wave starts now.💙🌊🗽

Want to feel less shitty? COMMUNITY. Tonight I met my next mayor, Kristen Rosen Gonzalez at the Miami Beach Democratic Club’s monthly mtg. Find your peeps. It keeps the demons at bay. 🗽✊🏼💙

Approved.

Hegseth showed off his Halloween Himmler costume today. 5-star schmuck.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I hope she makes ALL THE MONEY. #Kamala

Let's keep this 🗽🔥burning straight thru the midterms. #BlueWave2026

Bravo, FL. Now if we could only get rid of that damn DEI Oxygen infecting our pure, white air… 🤦🏻‍♀️😡

Thinking about the millions triggered by today’s American exceptionalism. Since 2010 guns have killed 600K of us. People with loved ones who get to relive their trauma today. And tomorrow. And blah-blah-bloody-carnage-blah. Let’s get to work, friends. We have a shitty country to salvage. 💙

I will always admire Kamala Harris. #sigh

Aberdeen, Scotland today:

Hope, thy name is Zohran.

This is NOT what Hegseth posted to my LOVE ISLAND USA Discord server on Thursday.

New Substack joint ft. @guinz.bsky.social

LFG.

NO KINGS.

Preparing for this weekend—ad infinitum.

This is better than Christmas. It’s like Hanukkah. It will go on for days.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Oy vey.

Such a good read @truebluemoreno.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/bluemore...

This is several years in the making. I'm really proud of it. 💙✊🏼 open.substack.com/pub/bluemore...

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

To quote the great Nadia Dajani, “ONE HUNDO.”

Through all the ebbs and flows of life, politics, and economic collapse, there is but one indisputable fact: I got a color TV So I can see The Knicks play basketball

Congrats @tyrangiel.bsky.social on the best run-on sentence in the history of sentences/running. P.S. Best profile pic ever. #eddiemurray4lyfe

The word you’re looking for is kidnapped. We need to be out in the streets STAT.

BeautifulRealPainfulImportantLovingMustReadNow

Oof. All he did was showcase his wildly out-of-touch unchecked ego. Go home, bubbe.

Join us tomorrow! 🗽🔥

More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.

WaPo headlines have devolved into DMs from one rich bald asshole to another. (I’m allowed to say that because I’m a poor #baldasshole)

Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.

My grandfather worked at Voice of America during WWII. Though he died in ‘77, he just asked me (in 7 different languages) to tell POTUS to go fuck himself with the world’s largest flagpole. Your wish is my command, Grampa Sam.

AOC rhymes with PRIMARY. Let’s vote the bum out.

AOC should announce a primary against Schumer tonight.

Back in Selma for yesterday’s 60th Bloody Sunday jubilee. My soul is replenished, my spirit is strong, my fight is back, my rage is righteous, and my cup runneth over. #resist ✊🏼

🔥 Rep. Al Green is not new to standing up

No more business as usual. Donald Trump and Elon Musk are imposing pain on millions of people. Tonight, we’re taking this fight to the Senate floor. Russ Vought - author of Project 2025 - is up for a vote, and Democrats are using every second to throw a wrench in their plan.