they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

I was at the Dallas airport a week ago when PreCheck was closed and SkyLink was down. People were ✨Not Happy✨ and whew, I am not looking forward to more of this🥲

Not me spraining my ankle sprinting to this app to talk with @calvinjburke.bsky.social and @brandtmalone.bsky.social about what just happened

Holy moly.

"The only thing more powerful than hate is love" AND God bless all the Americas...love it.

I just hope Bad Bunny wins. ¡Alza la bandera! Wepa, amen.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

As usual, if any other president had made a statement this delusional and racist, they'd be institutionalized within a day.

My dad is having brain surgery today (he does this every ~38 years), & I find myself listening to Listen To The Music on repeat as I think of him&wait to hear results. As someone who listens to @guster.bsky.social every day (not hyperbole), I wonder if there’s a cover anywhere, or if there could be.

NEW: Another declaration you have to read! Alex Pretti was shot near the apartment of a doctor, who saw the shooting occur and rushed to provide emergency aid as he lay dying on the street. They describe what they saw: "The victim had at least three bullet holes in his back."

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

It’s been a very, very difficult and lonely day. I just went to the gym to run, and on my way out the kid at the front said bye to me, including calling my name. It made me feel better, being seen and known.

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

I would write a poem about what it makes you if you look Good in the face and fire your gun But she was the poet who wrote about making room for wonder And you are the one who took her words

Put the day down where it belongs. Whatever stays heavy don’t need to come with you into sleep. The music can wait. The world can wait. Get some rest. Night.

Today is my husband’s birthday, and his wish was to run as many miles on this day as years he is turning. Yadayada, I’m waiting at the next stop on the trail to see what kind of support he needs. At the last stop he hit 40/56 miles.

Here. For you.

“He doesn’t ~look like a drag queen.” — best response to every report of a dude who harms children in any way, via @rfhkerry.bsky.social (whose commentary frequently makes me lol out loud)

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Me, to myself, apparently not knowing the actual name of anyone or anything: “Huh. I had no idea Steve Harrington sings that Back In Chicago song.”

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Some of y’all thought Into The Woods would have been better ending at intermission and it shows.

Two people talked with me yesterday in NYC because I was wearing a @guster.bsky.social shirt. And Christopher Jackson asked about my hoodie at the stage door, so I told him about my favorite band.

Hi please verify sources of fundraisers thanks love you bye

Is it the guns yet?

10 years ago I met this guy. Hope he’s well.

“Lord, is it Them?” Lately 20:25

Both Paul Newman and Robert Redford were a good moment for Hollywood because they were handsome and masculine without being domineering and macho. They both give off zero toxic energy while also being obviously masculine and classically attractive.

Things have been very heavy in this community the past few days. Shoutout to @guster.bsky.social whose music on shuffle is what’s enabled me to focus at all on getting any work done. Have a good weekend, y’all.

My kid is at UVU saying shots fired

But for real, shout out to Julia Roberts’s media training when that whack reporter asked a racist ass question and shout out to Andrew Garfield turning his whole body in disgust and Ayo Edibiri for answering a disingenuous question the way it needed to be answered.

•Hamilton socks ✅ •Hamilton leggings ✅ •Mixtape shirt* ✅ •Hamilton charm bracelet ✅ •Handmade Hamilton charm bracelet (from my daughter) ✅ •Custom pendant w/ date & seats from when John & I first saw it in NYC (from Carina) ✅ •Hamilton tattoo Let’s go. ⭐️ *yes, I was at the Mixtape concert

All of us rn

This year we traveled to DC and to Maine to see @guster.bsky.social … but we’re not at their show tonight in Maui 🌺 I will likely spend some time making a Who Did It Better video of @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social & Christopher Cross (who we saw Wed in SLC) 🤩 Have a great show! 😘 #RideLikeTheWind

I’m at work 🎬 all week in the hot dusty desert, but listening to Guster’s Tiny Desk this morning put me in a happy mood, imagining I’m still in Maine at OTO🥰 Congratulations to @guster.bsky.social @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social @npr.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QQ...

Lots of Firsts for lots of people these next few weeks. For me, tomorrow is a Last. Tomorrow is my Last First Day Of School as a mom. 1/

Today is Run Streak Day 1,717. Portland, Maine. Traveled 2,479 miles for On The Ocean with @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social @guster.bsky.social and been looking forward to it for months. Good music, good people, good laughs. (Are there bad laughs?) ☀️🌊

Also Happy Birthday to Leslie Odom Jr. and happy 10 Years on Broadway to @hamiltonmusical.bsky.social #Hamilten

Have been watching a livestream of a memorial service for my husband’s cousin, and the pastor interrupted the service to say there was a shooting nearby. Couldn’t find anything about it on the news yet. 4 people. Anaconda, MT.

This person is 44 years old. Don’t do Evil, Kids.

I see grocery/takeout shaming discourse going around again, so this is your periodic historian reminder that cooking from scratch daily while working has never been sustainable, and for millennia everyone either relied on takeout & restaurants or ate in huge households w/ big dorm-like group dining.

My brain: We're running out of summer, and there's so much you still need to do! Come on! Let's do all the things! My body: Taking a nap is a thing. Let's do that. Brain: 😶 Body: 😴 Brain: Fine, but I'll create the most unhinged dreams imaginable. You won't feel rested. Body: You're the worst.

Happy birthday to my 2nd Favorite* percussionist (*my top is my son; but he only arrived in 2006, whereas I’ve been following @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social since way back in the 1900s) — you are a joy. Have fun at Chautauqua (that’s where I grew up), and we’ll see you at OTO! @guster.bsky.social

11 more sleeps until I can see @guster.bsky.social again. This Friday they’re going to play where I grew up, on Chautauqua Lake. Bummed to miss it, hope it’s a beautiful night.

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

this is one of my ultimate “could never get away with this today” movies genuinely an impeccable way to teach kids that poverty is an artificial social construct and the cops use violence to enforce it also Friar Tuck is one of cinema’s greatest Catholics I am serious

Why don’t you pry carrot cake out of my cold, dead hands and give us back Medicaid coverage for millions instead.

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

This bill passed the House by 1 vote. It passes the Senate by 1 vote. I do not want folks to say to me again that voting & being involved does not matter. If this gets through, millions of folks now & in the future will see how much it matters. #AwakeAndAlive2025