I simply HAVE to swipe my blade and create a vortex of light that deals 17 hits of chip damage

People are my religion, because I believe in them.

"Midway upon the journey of our life I found myself within a forest dark, for the straightforward pathway had been lost." I had expected my middle years of age to be more morally complex. And that simply isn't the case. As a speech pathologist, I am here to serve and instruct the least among us.

You heard her.

everyone must stop thinking like this. nobody is illegal. the united states' immigration policies have been cruel and inhumane regardless of who the president is. demand better than the lesser evil

Back to work soon following the Winter Break. Pouring one out for a few lost friends though. Wish they were here, and may we meet again in a more peaceful time.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

This rules people.com/halle-berry-...

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

Trump was able to find $40 billion to bail out Argentina and $300 million for his new ballroom. Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry. Cruelty is the point.

Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Tried out adding hand weights to my walk after work. Feels decent, started at a very light 4 pounds, probably gonna move to 6 tomorrow and give that a shot. Time for the cycling follow-up.

Do good things. For people you may never know. It always matters, and it always helps.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Outrageous. Over 200 journalists have been murdered by the Israeli military. Grateful for the courageous truth-teller journalists in Gaza for their bravery and sacrifice to tell the stories of Gaza to the world. Shame on the continuation of funding this genocide.

Discovered yesterday after work that my front bike tire had a huge bur stuck in it. Not worth just replacing the tube, it's too compromised. Ah well; it needs servicing anyway, so I'll handle that this weekend and just get in some nice trail walks after work this week instead. I'll get my exercise.

Also, holy shit, Bluesky sends real traffic. Will update this tomorrow with firm numbers but journalism is going to move here for sure. Twitter is a drop in the bucket. It's over, but we are so back, and so on and so forth

If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

Trying to consistently get out for bike rides and walks after work, build up some healthier habits again and get my shit together. My sleep quality has immediately gone way up this week.

Fuck it, here's a solid first post: Free Palestine.