This might be anecdotal, but I feel like America specifically contains a high population of messianic thinkers. One could argue the American Mythos, combined with free market capitalism sort of self selects for that archetype.

One of my coworkers, a younger guy made fun of a customer for being bald and in a wheelchair today so I said that was mean and that I hope he loses his hair and gets hit by car.

Sooooo are you pro-Anti AI? or just Anti-anti AI? This is for census purposes so I need to check one of the boxes.

Oh for god's sake. It's true.

i’m baking bread for my mother who has cancer for the third time and you’re making a list of people who hate ai, we’re most absolutely definitely not the fucking same

It’s so funny to still be concerned with library books when we all have acces to AI which will write anything you ask it to.

Trying to make nicotine into a secret health hack is the sign of a weak, soft mind. Do the thing that's bad for you, accept that it feels kind of good for a second because you're a drug addict. Like an adult

Happy 4/20 to all the stoners out there. And a very bad 4/20 to the other guys who are excited about today.

One time, a patient tried to shoot up my psych’s office. Killed his caseworker and grazed my doctor, but my doc had a gun and clapped back. I don’t blame the mental illness for that.

Oh, indisputably. MAGAs expressing their animal outrage about being asked to sacrifice for others.

The left gets info wars and the right gets Warner Brothers. So basically both moves will probably cancel each other out.

Got my new tooth installed.

They should put Stephen Colbert in charge of info-wars and have him bring back Colbert Report Stephen.

the president is committing war crimes, once eradicated diseases have returned, immigrants are being disappeared, concentration camps are back, billionaires are murdering communities with data centers, abortion is criminalized, and trans people are being erased, but at least robots can run marathons

It’s funny how much people just viscerally hate the idea of a robot running faster than them.

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having stronger parties rather than a revolving door of anti-system personality entrepreneurs would make american democracy better and more responsive to the public

Joe Rogan getting Trump to decriminalize psychedelics is a strange development. And why was Trump so adamant on calling Joe Rogan a liberal? I decided to see who’s tried to get it decriminalized before and who opposed it. Scott wiener tried in 2023

Let me tell you a story about the time I at 8 years got scammed by a product. I lived with my grandparents at the time, every now and then they would drive me up to the swap meet at the Ventura college and I would walk along with them and if they were feeling generous they would buy me something.

We should probably be more accommodating towards convicts and ex convicts, because America treats criminality like an identity rather than an action. I think that arguing about dumb made up terminology helps no one, especially when you as a democrat can fight for prison reform.

That post by Trump attacking Pope Leo going around? It’s a rudimentary, obvious fake, people. Please. Stop sharing it.

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Alright Well I’m so close to being homeless again in 12 days that all I can do is cry So I’m gonna go do that Be back later I guess Until I’m on the streets in 12 days and CANT DO JOURNALISM OR CHARGE my PHONe Very cool stuff

Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong! Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness. Goku: Wow.

I said the other day that the claim that the DoorDash grandma had saved $11,000 from the dumb, pandering “no tax on tips” policy made no sense. Yahoo Finance did the math. wealthofgeeks.com/the-white-ho...

Hey look at that, you destroyed all of your alliances. Gutted any agency responsible for bureaucratic oversight and started a fight with one of our oldest enemies. Now the roads are unsafe and roving bandits and corporations are setting up toll booths along choke points. Great work asshole 👍

Uuhhhm maybe I’m just a goody two shoes, but I would prefer if the FBI was functioning, because we have a president that wants you to believe there’s secret antifa super soldiers everywhere. And I’d really like them to clarify that there’s not.

Whatever happened with homunculus? Is he ok? I didn’t mean to be so hard on you son I just want you to be the strongest employee at the Jamba Juice.

Booooo! Just be more funny

It’s kind of funny for Trump to be shocked that the Italian prime minister won’t take his side against the pope. A leader of a country where 79% of the population is catholic.

how it feels trying to post on Bluesky today

I’m gonna be real on this one. I liked the Ballroom, I was excited about the ballroom. Mostly because I thought it would be a really funny eyesore for whoever the next president was. I hope they finish it by then. It would be dumb if they made them build it back exactly as before.

Did my taxes, took 45 minutes.

That's because they've decided only one form of religion is legitimate (white Evangelical Protestantism of the anti-abortion anti-LGBTQ variety) and all the others (from Buddhism to the Roman Catholic church) should butt out. They're happy to have religion in government as long as it's their own.

this is literally how the turning point debate “prove me wrong” dipshits operate

Trump literally said his goal was to destroy their infrastructure and set them back years, that’s not stupid that’s just ruthless. Why are we pretending they’re doing anything else?

It’s like you almost understand it.