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𝘕𝘦𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨…
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Rob H&ynes
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This is magnificent. When you can't show a real operating system in a TV drama, presumably for legal reasons: "Microsoufle° Windoms°95"
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She must have been a very hungry kid.
1 day ago
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All the new films I’m going to miss 😕
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2 days ago
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Getting one’s aaffirs in order is easier than I thought.
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June Lewins
2 days ago
"My eyes are up here."
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wren154
3 days ago
The Stranglers used to do Bowie covers like 'The Laughing Gnome' and 'Heroes' but they don't do Gnome or Heroes any more.
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I’m sorry, I can’t come in to work tomorrow, I’ve put my back out trying to crack the last of the Christmas walnuts. 😬
3 days ago
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My wife got a parcel from eBay and this is what the seller used for packaging
#AChristmasstory
3 days ago
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Thanks for being, there.
3 days ago
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Ann G
3 days ago
"I remember when this was all fields"
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The highlight of my week is watching old episodes of Bullseye from the 80s whilst a bit pissed on a Saturday night
#smallpleasures
3 days ago
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Ruth Husko
3 days ago
I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there will be signs
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Devon Dympsy
4 days ago
Does anyone know the way. There's got to be a way to...
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4 days ago
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Jason
4 days ago
Oof.
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Geraint
4 days ago
If I had to choose three dinner guests, alive or dead, I'd probably go for dead ones to save on the washing up.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡
4 days ago
Isn't it weird how nobody feels they have to change their name to become famous? You can be called Judy Cheeks or Keith Sweat and no one turns a hair. I suspect this all started when it became acceptable to have a fridge with SMEG written on it.
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Mark Hamill
4 days ago
No words. 💔
#Justice4Renee
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Would you rather be the World’s richest man or the World’s biggest tit? ..Oh, hang on, it’s possible to be both.
5 days ago
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Went to one of those speed dating evenings for dentists, it was like pulling teeth.
5 days ago
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If you want to play solo leap frog you need to get over yourself.
5 days ago
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Hannibal Lecter was so healthy because he had his fava day. ..This concludes my TED talk, thank you for your attention to this matter.
6 days ago
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Peter Stefanovic
8 days ago
Should the UK rejoin the EU and reverse Brexit? Vote in the Daily Mirror poll👇
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Keir Starmer is trying to repair relations with the European Union but Brexit remains a thorny issue in the UK - and we want to know your views on whether to rejoin the EU or not
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Roll on Christmas.
7 days ago
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WeRateDogs
8 days ago
This is Ollie. He found a perfectly placed carrot snack on his walk. Simply can't believe his luck. 13/10 best day ever (TT: maxime_aries)
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“Put the fucking worm on the fucking hook and cast the fucking thing” - Bob & Paul go coarse fishing.
#MortimerandWhitehouse
7 days ago
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If Frankenstein’s monster came to me with a business proposal I’d definitely invest because he looks like the kind of guy that’s got his head screwed on.
8 days ago
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We can do this 😫
9 days ago
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Sure, I’ve got the dread but it’s not Upstairs Downstairs, maths first lesson with Mr Blamires who can hit you with a blackboard rubber at 20 feet kind of dread.
9 days ago
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Old MacDonald had a bot farm, AI AI o
10 days ago
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Bloody love Turners, great duo (Niche Hull tweet)
10 days ago
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🦋ᴹᴵᴺᵀᵞ🦋ᴹᴵᴺˣᵞ🦋ᴹᴹ7🦋
10 days ago
If you unplug an electric fence 🤔 Would that make it an acoustic fence!? 🤓
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Rob H&ynes
11 days ago
We're going to need a bigger Hague.
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trumpkennedycenter.org
has some interesting redactions & also introduces the Epstein dancers 🫣
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HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
https://trumpkennedycenter.org
11 days ago
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Everybody takes the mickey out of the local nudist, Bobby ‘no pants’ McGee, but I think we should cut him some slacks.
11 days ago
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I’ve nearly finished the nuts please send help.
11 days ago
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Couldn’t find the last of the stollen, for a minute I thought it had been nicked.
11 days ago
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Really struggling to find a photo on the internet of man of the people Nigel Farage holding a pint of beer.
12 days ago
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Still got the weekend before work, lads.
12 days ago
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Just seen a parking attendant ticketing cars in our village’s free car park.
#HappyNewYear
12 days ago
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“Yeah, not bad thanks, quiet one, just how I like it” - just rehearsing my lines for Monday 😐
13 days ago
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At least we agree with Americans how to write the date for a day a month.
13 days ago
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Happy New Year!
13 days ago
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Apparently Ronnie Wood is 78 but he has been in his 70s for the last 20 years, surely?#joolshootenanny
13 days ago
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Looking forward to my exciting new job as MTV head of advertising beginning in the new year!
#MTV
13 days ago
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Is it just me that shakes a Brazil nut to see if it rattles prior to cracking it open to assess the odds of it coming out whole?
#probablyyouweirdo
13 days ago
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Only when the shit hits the fan 😬
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13 days ago
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I bet there’s not many husbands childish enough to leave the vacuum out to make sure the wife notices it’s been done but I’m one of them 😬
14 days ago
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Andrew Harrison
14 days ago
Go round the outside.
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I didn't even know that American chickens could swim, never mind have their own swimming pools.
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