Putin's puppet. How weak. How disgraceful.

I mean who among us hasn’t stopped 8 wars nobody’s ever heard of.

What is the actual plan for this? AI magically starts producing new industries that don’t exist in the next three months? The unemployed who have never done construction work start doing construction work? Nothing is pointing in this direction, except for elite spending on tennis seats and gambling.

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/

Just in case you needed to get caught up on current events:

Trump and his billionaire buddies running this country are hoping that the rest of us will just give up and quit fighting. But our country, our chance to build a future for our kids and grandkids is too precious. We stay in the fight because it's a righteous one.

Legend.

BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…” Read that again.

How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

A growing body of research indicates that Texas's restrictive abortion bans have negatively impacted the health and lives of Texas women and babies in multiple ways. Across the board, pregnancy outcomes and complications have worsened.

Unbelievably pathetic. Jesus fucking Christ.

The President of the United States is simping for Putin.

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/

Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox. Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.

Our future is so bright 😎

“In one of the most astonishing political transformations in the history of democracy,” Hitler destroyed “a constitutional republic through constitutional means,” Timothy W. Ryback wrote in January. Revisit one of The Atlantic’s most-read stories of 2025: theatln.tc/wPdKTofM

America's richest 10% now hold 60% of the nation's wealth. The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%. Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.

I always think about the maya Angelou quote because it’s really true, “People will always remember how you made them feel,"

Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.

This message hits hard.

Speech has never been freer! Not performing for the president is now illegal.

Context you rarely hear: global stocks are up about 30% over the past year. U.S. stocks? Around 18%. That means American investors underperformed the world by about 12 percentage points, even while headlines called it a “fantastic year.”

BRAVO Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg for standing firm and protecting her father’s name and The Kennedy Center. #Pinks #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

America has 925 billionaires as of this year. Collectively they have a record $6.9 trillion in wealth. The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth. When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

What is Jim Jordan afraid of?

I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.

From our family to yours, merry Christmas! We hope your day is filled with good people and good food.

You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun. Almost.

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

He let loose almost 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day. You’d think someone would have wrestled his phone away after 20, 40 or even a hundred posts. They know he’s too far gone. They also know he won’t escape the Epstein fallout. They’re letting him make his case for the 25th amendment.

Hard agree. Even in America, refusing to spread lies is not censorship. The original lies can be said (that’s free speech) but nobody should be forced to amplify them (that refusal is also free speech).

What the fuck man.

Narrator: he was not a good award show host.

After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's. Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1. Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.

Just Dance Hitler doesn’t really have the same ring to it tho

“Epstein’s brother, Mark Epstein, told the FBI in 2023 that Epstein was murdered in his jail cell because he was about to ‘name names.’ Mark Epstein, 71, who has long believed that his brother was killed, also alleged in the tip that President Trump ‘authorized’ the late sex trafficker’s murder.”

Completely fair assessment also.

EPSTEIN SURVIVOR WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP: “I am no longer supporting the Trump administration. Bondi & Patel should resign, and Trump should be impeached over this.”

There are like a trumpzillion sexual assault victims tho.

Trump has revoked legal status for at least 1.6 million immigrants over the past year by cancelling programs like TPS and student visas. Remember: these are people who entered the country legally. Trump never cared about “legal immigration" — just inflicting cruelty.

Anyone who possesses the humility to admit mistakes should be celebrated. That said, mistakes should be backed up with action. Help others to understand they have been lied to — democrats, immigrants, trans people and other minorities are not the enemy — they are simply his vulnerable distractions.

Careful, you’re using logic and common sense!

A day after federal agents arrested Epstein in 2019, they were also apparently trying to contact 10 people they called potential 'co-conspirators,' according to a newly released email exchange. All the names were redacted except three: Ghislaine Maxwell, Jean-Luc Brunel, and Leslie Wexner.

We’re just casually talking about the President of the United States selling pardons for $1M a piece now? Would his supporters be ok with a democratic president doing this? Be honest. This is not fucking ok.

She fucking called it.

Really says it all, doesn’t it? Also, why didn’t Kash say there weren’t any? #TrumpEpsteinCoverup

THIS is among the most important list of documents the public needs to see. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

We’re at the part where AI is going to be blamed for all the actual evidence that comes out.

Man I would be absolutely SHOCKED if Elon — who’s father is married to the stepdaughter he raped since childhood — is found to be involved in some dark and fucked up shit.