Many of you should be familiar with the concept of a shower orange or shower grapefruit, but how are we feeling about a shower rotisserie chicken?

oh god oh fuck

I recommend dog

looks at you like this

if you were gonna lobotomize me would you do it like *thiiikss s* orl ike ,mn

Hey there. You’ve had several kinds of food now, so it’s time to tell you about meals. Meals are when you combine different foods into one larger food. This way you can enjoy several flavors at once. Well, I’ve got nothing left to teach you. But I’ve heard someone in the city can tell you more.

how your e-mail finds me

the emergency responders at chernobyl got paid in exposure

10. gojo

Bouncing on it, and by "it" I mean, haha, my traumpeoliene

if you jump into a black hole, you come out the other end as an Italian

Every time I see a witch's hat, I /need/ it, is that anything?

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

For @storytellers-universe.com

I am pretty sure I'm not therian, but my brain is barking and it's refusing to stop, wtf is it then

Everybody's asking if woodchuck could but nobody's asking if woodchuck should

Raffle winner wins a kidney from the user below this post

Seen.

sex so good HR is asking about it (we broke the office printer)

Paws sliding, slamming snout-first into a dog bowl, spilling kibble everywhere

Made it safely back into the doghouse <3

you can just pick up kobolds and take them home

Hovering and rapidly rotating like a crash bandicoot wumpa fruit

It's been a week since I laid down on my back and had multiple people pat my tummy calling me a good boy The dog thoughts have not stopped since

Staring into your soul👁️👁️

Full of energy and yearning for tabletop roleplaying, might run Mothership later idk

cannot stop thinking about this image

JK Rowling level design

Dogs CAN pet other dogs And also bite them, apparently

Was letting me cows out on the pasture early in the morning when a few wizards tore through the sky in V formation, the sonic boom gave ol Betsy a right fright. Something's coming, the air ain't right.

who the fuck knocked up the pregnant pause

ballsack hangs so low they call him grandfather clock

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Rotating everyone who reads this at 7 RPM for 4 minutes

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I CAST SUMMON A SPOONFUL OF NEUTRON STAR

The Hat Man wanted me to let you know you still owe him

caves of qud