Dear diary... Today I found half full beer can on my beer shelf. It's a good day after all. :)

Mood

Porno where instead of having sex people just flip each other off

I blame @pixelthegnome.bsky.social and his shrooms for my wizard phase.

Yourself but as a cartoon

Many are calling this the most European sentence ever uttered.

He's an incredibly powerful wizard.

Im fueled by gin and tonic today, my alcohol coffers are full.

Me, when I hang my whole ass out.

Happy Pride month you buncha queers

Been visited by European Paper Wasp today. Creature was released in to the window. It's a good wasp that terrorizes parasites.❤️

Happy pride to all the gay and trans people fighting for socialist liberation. Abolishing private property is essential for the liberation of all queer people.

hope this helps

Burn it all down, my child

Proud of him, gives him rum and a cigar... Someday my son will lead a gang!

kobold parents: our little hatchling is about to say their first word :} kobold hatchling: 𝐂𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐬.

The thing about nearing 40 is that you realize your sense of humor is still extremely juvenile.

I like to imagine they're yelling "Parkour!" a lot.

I look at my friends and see that they are all amazing! Love you all! :)

When you got that grind down so hard you flip into the ocean. Humanity can be pretty lit!

Marten love is the best kind of love 🥰 (i'm not biased shut up!!!) for @nimbusbeeps.bsky.social !! ✨

You all need more cute dragons in your life.

Women should have more hobbies, especially explosive ones.

It's Friday, ass-clappers.

Nalgas gigante

This is Tom. Tom just scared a dozen grandmothers doing Yoga in his botanical garden. Make Bluesky your botanical garden, and post like Tom. I believe in you.

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It's not hot today... it's just very moist...

Pizza Hut be like

He laid her back on the makeshift bar top. A rough hewn plank haphazardly laid across mismatched wooden crates. “I can’t believe you’re finally here,” he whispered. She groaned and splintered as he pried her top off. She was a wooden crate.

Im a socialist, because altrnative is a dead planet.

nobody thought you could cram all of Karl Marx's works into a kobold's head. we proved EVERYONE wrong

Another design “fail.”

One issue, it's not Battletech...

trunkmaxxing for #ThickTrunkTuesday

@pixelthegnome.bsky.social that was last bottle of beer, stop breaking in at 3am!

U ever eat a egg

logging on in spite of my greatest enemy, Time

I would carbonate juice too... "We do what we must because we can"

Happy Earth Day 🌎 Behold my cherry blossoms 🌸

This emotional support kobold is here to remind you that you’re amazing ❤️

do it! do it! do it!

Posthumanist news techfixated.com/italy-become...

Masked bandit #deer