For a long while my Twitch go live notification was “I’m sorry I’m late, I was pooping.” But today, I was peer-pressured mid bowel-movement into doing a collab stream that not only started earlier than my usual stream time, but ended up lasting over 21 hours for me. #bachelorlife #poop #twitch

Tomorrow

Thank you for 1100 #followers on #Twitch. I’m about to chow down on a chubby bucket of good times to celebrate.

Went live on #Twitch at 9pm last night, finished #ResidentEvil4Remake for the first time, then started playing #StreetFighter6 with friends online while walking and jogging the treadmill and ended up doing a whole #marathon (26.2 miles) and a #24HourStream. No particular reason. Huzzah!

This is the future leftists want

Establishment Dems: “We just had a sweeping win proving people want us to fight for them and that we can beat the fascists.” Also Establishment Dems: “Quick, back to capitulating!” What an utterly spineless and embarrassing political party.

Asked why Chuck Schumer hasn't endorsed Zohran Mamdani, Rep. Ilhan Omar replies: "I really don't know — it makes no sense." "In an election, we support our party's nominee. Schumer has pressured other Democrats to do just that, and he should be following his own advice."

Asked if @AOC should primary Chuck Schumer, Ilhan Omar smiles and says: "I would like Alex to do whatever it is that Alex wants, and I'll be there to support her."

#PromoSky 📲 In the 👀 🥓 Stripped club ♣️ 📏 Straight up ☝️ 🥵 “Jorking It” 🍆 🤙🏻 And by “it” ⁉️ 🤣 Haha, well ❤️‍🩹 🥬 Let’s justr say 🤦‍♂️ 💆‍♂️ My peanits. 🥜 Oops, did I do this one before? It’s almost like it’s the perfect promo for who I am.

Released 44 years ago "Nazi Punks Fuck Off", the fifth and most important single by the Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (In Studio) #punk #punks #punkrock #DeadKennedys #nazipunksfuckoff #history #punkrockhistory

In bed by 2am

I have a plushie of @lackingsaint.bsky.social because he challenged conservative sword YouTuber Shadiversity to a duel and called him a coward. Anyways, here’s his latest video: youtu.be/pFdO8jYWOeY?...

I got a new #PersonalBest in #KatanaZero for the #Psychotherapy #SpeedRun category (27:35.53) beating previous best by 24.45 seconds. Putting me at 33/54 overall on the leaderboard. On a lark I did a couple runs of #AllStages (PB: 24:42.92) which puts me at 474/927 for the main leaderboard. Huzzah!

It is disheartening to once again be reminded how almost everything I do relies upon electricity. #PowerOutage

Oh snap, I hit the big four digits on #Twitch

overconfidence is my super power, but reality is my kryptonite

Bluesky right now.

Just call me Lando the way I be Cal Rizzian. (I’ve landed in California for #twitchcon) I look forward to alienating as many of you as I can.

amazing opening www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/p...

good morning bluesky friends ❤️ (im late im so sorry)

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

i would like to become more off-putting and weird

Awww ye, nine-hundo

ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks

Everybody shut up, there’s a new @kbash.bsky.social 2-hour video about a B-to-C tier game with a cult following. youtu.be/geScjMvgBqA?...

As someone who does not do YT as a job or for the money, there is an aspect of how to play the YT game that is enjoyable cause it's a challenge to try & toe the line without selling out or being embarrassing or makin slop. It can be pretty brutal but there is a finesse to it that is fun to push.

At rate consistent with growth since starting, will not hit 1,000 by my birthday, haha unless…? 🥹👉👈 But will be over 900, dude y’all that’s bonkers like hey what the fudge y’all don’t make me kiss you and your dads.

thinking about what got me out of bed today

me after a long day of remembering

Diarrhea upgraded to Diarrheaga

Matt Furie created #PepeTheFrog which has become one of the most popular memes ever. I recommend everyone, but particularly artists read the section of his wiki page titled “Art and comics” because I don’t know how I would cope with that being done to my own art. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Fu...

My neck hurts.

MY NOSE IS STUFFY AND IM MAD AT THE GOVERNMENT

Yo, as a dude who has consumed many hours long video essays about games on YouTube over the years, you should take me seriously when I say this one is very good.

Bonkerballs, yo. Thanks for 800 followers on #Twitch

anyway

You never forget your 790th follower. Thanks @squeamysalami.likes.earth

green day - wake me up when september ends

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

guy who studied hegelian dialectics: "i require academic intellectual stimulation from youtube gaming videos for some reason"

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