I’m actually being very normal and relaxed about an overtime Montreal/Tamp clinching game, I don’t know what’s wrong with y’all

looking for this summer 2k26

barely got the camera on for this #fcf cumshot

Inside you there are two wolves

it’s Friday :)

South Lake Union, West Seattle, Bellevue

what the hell sure

“Hey, Matthew, what do twinks eat?” “ASS!”

Brendan Gallagher is a literal Montreal legend!!!!!

Who’s ready for pool days?

Ben Kimura.

AI toonified profile photos in 2026 is insane, to me

Always lovely to wake up and discover that the Supreme Court was like are you a person? nah

the raspberry reich (2004, bruce labruce)

Partaking in responsible FinDom (pretax 401k allocation)

I love being an adult man in touch with his emotions and processing them in healthy ways, this is going so well, I’m so excited for 50 more years of this!

Watching the Boston Bruins get embarrassed on home ice can be such a simple pleasure.

quick little 2 rep deadlift PR to start the weekend

#scs this week stands for Size Comparison Saturday, loser gets cummed on. thanks for good bate time, @winston23.bsky.social!

fat cock(s) friday

HON HON HON!!!!!

the only way out is through but the only way through is together

quarterly donation representing gold medalist, Cleveland Heights and Badger legend Laila Edwards’ career point total at Wisconsin @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

me focusing on anything but work

Ryan Poehling? The Montreal legend?

This is just a description of an orgy that has a referee for some reason

Wow you’re handsome and funny. Can I lick your butthole

whenever I see a gay guy with an American flag in their bio

breaking news: gay sex is fun, and you should partake!

🫯

Tampa Bay loses one game and they turn into a low rent Broad Street Bullies reboot

me when NHL writers try and sell me on a 17 year old WHL defenseman “with a lot of upside potential”

crop top tummy Tuesday, king?

yeah you can’t do that

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

Happy 4/20!!

the gays keep discovering louder songs

🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬

That’s my first overall pick.

JURAJ FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF HAT TRICK!!!!

Fuck yeah.

oh boy another Montreal Canadiens playoff push

you want some coffee before we take care of that morning wood?

Trevor Zegras to Jamie Drysdale scoring while wearing orange jerseys in the playoffs, just like hockey twitter imagined in 2022

tried out a new gym today and learned some insane gossip about my current gym, I love how messy straight gym bros can be

Showing my straight coworker Slayyyter to distract him while I take off from work early

Belly and balls on this here happy #fcf. Happy weekend!