looks like he’s saving a comically large pill under his tongue

Cozy outfit for a rainy work from home day.

Seattle and knocking off incumbent mayors, tale as old as time. Let’s goooooooooooooo, Mayor Wilson.

I know it's just dopamine But it feels so real to me

I wish Bruce Harrell a long and happy private life.

Ken Starr? The former Baylor University president?

Happy hump day Bluesky 🍑 @pupshutter.bsky.social really knows how to capture my humps 📸

#Tummytuesday now with dad nuts

Drip

I hate to say it but I could run through a brick wall after the third period and OT in the Edmonton-Columbus game, hoooly fuck

feckless, stupid, completely short sided, DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Egan Orion… now THAT’s a name I haven’t thought about in six years

HARRELL DEFEATS WILSON posts form Tuesday are looking really dumb now! Now go check your ballot status if you live in Seattle and make sure your vote counts.

Habs may be excising some close loss demons on the Mammoth tonight

BADGERS ARE GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME!!!! I love (hate) my fuck ass university.

oldest selfie on your phone (2017)

Katie Wilson, the electoral second coming of Kshama Sawant

“Being a gay top with a fat ass on Bluesky, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more queer liberation than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a gay should be.” -Boston Gay Boy

No nut November was short lived #fcf

bate Wisconsibly for this #fcf

you jerk off. i nice guy off. we are not the same.

I’m gonna go do cardio today, but I’m still gonna complain about it!!!

Having quite a hard time today #bator problems

Sara Nelson, Seattle city council president who once set up concrete barricades to prevent people from parking around her brewery, is gonna lose her reelection race lmaoooo

Habs and Flyers fans on a random Tuesday in November

I’m Demidoving Out

Bluesky rn

“progress isn’t linear,” I chant over and over as Montreal goes down 3-0 within the first 10 minutes of the game

Where you going first?

HEY SEATTLITES DON'T FORGET we have a slew of progressive candidates on the ballot this year! and you can vote for them tomorrow!

Time to get my real costume on for tonight. 👻

winter beard mode activating

good morning

bro did a death drop like he’s lipsyncing for the crown

LEAGUE GOAL LEADER COLE CAUFIELD!

First union suit, what do we think? #FCF

More Nut November please

scrolling through the TL and pointing out all the fat cocks

hockey truly is a special sport

ready for the pagan orgy

I’m trying to play Outer Worlds 2 but he won’t leave me alone

A friend recently mentioned that he can’t work from home in sweats or he will be jerking off at some point. And well, he’s not wrong about the temptation.

Montreal I love you, but if you play like this for 71 more games I may end it all Habs W

bienvenue à Seattle, Canadiens