Road trip dick

Folded laundry and then gooned my face off

Had a lil saturbate treat

Well you gotta do something while the water is heating up #fcf

You rang?

Admitting I never beat this one, pls send your FFT tips 🥺

Bator since before I could nut! Made for penis pleasure, born to bate, thankful for my bros 🥰

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New year new load same hairy penis pumper

Need a bro to sniff my pits and love tap my greasy penis

Heard u wanna touch my hairy dong

Heard it’s #HairySackSaturday

Choosing leg day twice in one week should be flagged as a clinical marker of depression

The post 🏋🏻 horn is real

Gooned for the sauce

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Gateau Breton more like Get Your Brat On amirite??

Huffin’ with a buddy 😵‍💫

There’s too many bad guys on the map

A lil treat for good ghouls and goblins

Proof of life (I’ve been busy ‘kay?)

Do I know anyone looking for a tix to see Murder by Death at their Friday show in seattle next week? If so, DM me 🤘🏻🤘🏻

Playing Hades 2 but stoned and naked, he could never

Tits n pits 💪🏻 Yeah im just not good at ass pics you guys sorry but other humps are nice too

Is the dad robe very comfy? Yes! Does it come off? Also yes!

Had some much needed boner time

Heard it was tummy Tuesday

Ready to take on my dad (actually maybe under leveled here and without fighting type but that’s nuzlocke BBs)

Where have the nuzlocke updates been? Was literally too sick to even play video games the last few days 😖😖😖 But we are all better BBs!

Vacation horny def includes the airport before the flight home

But I don’t *want* to get outta bed everyone is posting fat cock

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Horny after the beach, pt 1

Dick heads sound off

Gonna need this to go down before I hit the beach 😅😅😅

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Got horny at the beach 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hump day but they’re arm humps some people call them biceps I’m told

It’s lunchtime and we’re so back, I’ll try to keep this run in one thread so those of you only interested in gooning don’t have to see too many pocket monsters

Decided that everyone needs to know I’m doing a nuzlocke run of Emerald

Sometimes I’m like wtf chest day is doing nothing, I’ve plateaued, and other days I’m like hmmm the tits look good actually

Consistently the sweatiest man at the gym 💪🏻🥵💦

Stroking the headache away 🥲

Hand humping 4 hump day

Nuts are a healthy snacc

Love when I shoot above the nips it’s like damn penis you really went for the long jump good work

Lemony Greek yogurt pound cake from Fat + Flour, which I picked up earlier this year and highly recommend Tossed some berries from the farmers market in this one

Watch me learn to zoom in real time while taking a vid my spermies

Gentle reminder I have a fat hairy cock etc etc