Edging into the weekend #FCF

Literally dying (have a man cold) but we are persevering (stroking through it). Send healing nudes 🤒

Geared up

Gym socks are free cause you’ve been a good boy

Reporting in live from fat cock Friday

Bros that goon out on your dong and lick your hairy nuts 🥰

“Tell me more about the adventures of Princess Donut and her champion Carl”

Riled upppppp

Fighting for my life…leg day after the time change…what was I thinking??

cum inside your friends✨🌈

🎶 na na na na na na na na na na na na bath snaaaack bath snaaaaack bath snack 🎶

I just feel like my orgasms got way stronger after 40 is that a thing? Have the daddies been holding out on us? People should know

Buy my buddy’s cute tees and prints pls

Yes fat cocks are nice but I thought my tits looked hot today

Got bre(a)d

Rainy afternoon #fcf

Reporting in from saturbate central 🫡

Made sauce (it’s baked ziti night)

Road trip dick

Folded laundry and then gooned my face off

Had a lil saturbate treat

Well you gotta do something while the water is heating up #fcf

You rang?

Admitting I never beat this one, pls send your FFT tips 🥺

Bator since before I could nut! Made for penis pleasure, born to bate, thankful for my bros 🥰

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New year new load same hairy penis pumper

Need a bro to sniff my pits and love tap my greasy penis

Heard u wanna touch my hairy dong

Heard it’s #HairySackSaturday

Choosing leg day twice in one week should be flagged as a clinical marker of depression

The post 🏋🏻 horn is real

Gooned for the sauce

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Gateau Breton more like Get Your Brat On amirite??

Huffin’ with a buddy 😵‍💫

There’s too many bad guys on the map

A lil treat for good ghouls and goblins

Proof of life (I’ve been busy ‘kay?)

Do I know anyone looking for a tix to see Murder by Death at their Friday show in seattle next week? If so, DM me 🤘🏻🤘🏻

Playing Hades 2 but stoned and naked, he could never

Tits n pits 💪🏻 Yeah im just not good at ass pics you guys sorry but other humps are nice too

Is the dad robe very comfy? Yes! Does it come off? Also yes!

Had some much needed boner time

Heard it was tummy Tuesday

Ready to take on my dad (actually maybe under leveled here and without fighting type but that’s nuzlocke BBs)

Where have the nuzlocke updates been? Was literally too sick to even play video games the last few days 😖😖😖 But we are all better BBs!

Vacation horny def includes the airport before the flight home

But I don’t *want* to get outta bed everyone is posting fat cock

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