TURTLES!!! #GBOL

“He wants a bit off the top, a bit off the sides & a bit off the floor!!!”

Off to the match tonight! Bath City v Weston Supermare, under the floodlights at Twerton Park. Last time I went to this fixture, the Weston fans seem to think they’re a big noise in this division and came across a bit cunty! #cunty

New daps lads! Feel fast as fuck!

Great film, better book!

Good film! 7.9/10 youtube.com/watch?v=uaOe...

FUCKING FUMING

I’m George and you will forever be Andrew…..#takemedancingtonight

Hearing @hills71.bsky.social wears those curling shoes on a night out!!! #mong #clubfoot

Have that you plastic Yankee caants!!!!

The English have disinherited and now arrested a literal blood royal over Epstein and America can’t even get a public hearing.

This curling?!? Doesn’t ever end?!?! 😤#vaffanculo

I thought the Dutch were famous for flowers, drugs and prozzies! Who knew they dick about on ice as well???

Just bought a single bottle of Stella in the local off sales, ike a proper ruffian!

LOOOOOLLLLLLZ WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? ADIDADUALS AOTS!

😍😍😍😍

Still owns a black & white telly!!! 🚮🚮🚮🚮

Give yer ears a good time & listen to this…. music.apple.com/gb/album/ros...

Does this curling ever finish?!? #dogshite

Dano’s daps! #danosdaps

The state of the north!!! Soggy chips is it?!? 🚮🚮🚮

Battered horse cock and I’ve seen more colour at Tommy Robinson rally, than on them jockeys whips!!! 🚮

“KEEP IT TIGHT FIRST 20 MINUTES LADS!” #utg

Coffee with grub?!?!?!?

Been to my favourite tea room at Penshaw farm, the best salmon quiche.

SATTO!!! CADDY!!! IVES!!! THE REST OF THOSE WIGAN BOIS!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!? MARGARET THATCHER!!!! YOUR BOYS ARE TAKING ONE HEEEELLLL OF A BEATING!!! #magicofthecup #facup

Wanky cans!

Hearing via the World Wide Web that a certain Bristolian took his wife out for tea last night, she had a gurt steak and he had a Pork Schnitzel 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He then went home and got Pegged by her too, just for extra submissiveness

Incredibly powerful front page from the Sunday Post ‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’

PORK SCHNITZEL WANKER

Massive food envy last night. Wend ordered the steak and when it came out, it looked banging! I however ordered the pork Schnitzel! It was nice like but PORK FHAKIN SCHNITZEL FFS!!! 🤦🏼

LOL @ BURNLEY! WHERES YOUR RASICT IKKLE AIRPLANE NOW

HAGGIS SHAGGING DRUGGY BASTARDS

Coconut these bad boi’s #danosdaps

Post an image you can hear

Hey @hills71.bsky.social where you taking Debs tonight?!? Better be some where nice!!!

Hic

New daps incoming! Watch this space! #danosdaps

Ere @johnstafford72.bsky.social you seen those USA snowboarding jackets?!? 👀👀👀👀

Loving the new Jamaican kits!

Been the tip lads!!! Might book a cheeky visit tomorrow an all!!!! #tipclub

Brentford have won 7 out of their last 10 games. It’s not a bad result…..

Just going to leave this here

Just helping @hills71.bsky.social decorate his spare room……

CMON!!!!!

Can report @hills71.bsky.social is massively impressed with my new trousers….

Gwan Steve Cram! Going in on this swede’s barnet!!

Currently watching the Superbowl halftime show, simply because it upset that fat orange twat Trump!!

Shite! Just had an espresso and found a pack of orange clubs in the fridge after the fact!! #danoscouncilchoccybars

We’re watching women’s big air. It’s shit! #winterolympics