At one of my previous workplaces we had a diminutive vertically challenged, self important manager who was universally referred to as Tiny Dancer. Regularly hummed when he entered the room.

Tiny dancer by Elton John. It’s got to be up there

C’mon!!!

Wanky cans caant!

Yuuuurrrssss! Fuck off Harrogate!

Chelsea getting handed their arse by the second best team on Tyneside…..beautiful stuff.

Just watched I Swear. It’s a 9.5/10 from me. Great film! #fuckoff #spunkformilk

C’mon!!!!!

The Gerry Back

Travis Head actually seems a decent bloke. The fat little cunt! #theashes

Drew the second half 0-0

Oh fuck right off!!!

Sounds like her brain is the same state as her Jack & Danny #fullofgloop

Training shoes and daft jackets. They were the days…..

Nonce pump is active!!! #noncepump #active #pisspotsoftheuk #hazypiss

Just drove down the UK’s steepest road. WUU2?!?!

Anything Hills likes! The miserable shitbag!

Ciro has been to the vets this morning and they are really happy with his progress. Still Needs to be caged and rested. The ikkle champ is doing well….☺️

Had a right shit day! Had the glums all day! #theglums

Just having a quick England cricket team! #theashes

He’s a real threat from deep

That cycling commentator doesn’t have to try and say something historic…..EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS NORTH & FHAKIN SOUTH!!!!! #theashes

Watching Skyfall lads! It’s well documented, I’m best at James Bond on here! #007 #bondjamesbond

Six and four…sixty four! Two fat ladies eighty eight.

DONT BRNG EM HOME! LEAVE EM THERE! #theashes

Hah!!!!

Alright Starc, you’ve made your point

Thanks insomnia. Nice one!

New Dracula…..shite! 5.3/10

"They're eating the neeps. They're eating the tatties. They're...they're...they're eating the deep fried Mars bars"

Midlands car dealer stuck in traffic somewhere near Worcester 😂😂😂😂🍾🍾🍾🍾#cans

TWAT OF A KEEPER

WHAT A SAVE THAT IS!!!

FUCK OFF BRENTFORD

Is that robot pissed?!?! 🇳🇴

Pep! #shitshoecaant

Wends tattoo is coming along…

Proppah Tory vibes from Hills this afternoon. “And to think I’ve missed the F1 for that!” #interwebs #F1 #F1caants

Radio 2 controllers are adamant Zoe must stay.

Tommy Cannon when their manager suggests a solo career

Hitler to his surgeon, when asked what shall he do with it, after that infamous removal

A young Bob Geldof after annoys his neighbour by kicking his footy into their garden that one time too many.

KEEP THE FUCKING BALL

REFS LOST IT! I’m screaming at a television here!! #dirtyrentbois

This is the Tottenham

Cmon the Gas! Into these scab bastards!