If The Purge starts at 10am on the first Tuesday of the month I'm going to be in trouble

Looking forward to being cis again real soon

Happy Trans Day of Vengeance!

The polycule goes to the Vatican

TF2 but it’s Paw Patrol

toilets rule

Get yourself someone who stays over then makes you breakfast

A medical doctor asked if I had a pregnancy today

Haven’t felt this talkative in eight weeks

You're so vain you probably think this song is about you

ACAB includes children dressed as cops

On Halloween puppygirls dress like catgirls and catgirls dress like whores

Everyday I wake up with incredible gratitude. For the people I love and love me. For my commitment to personal growth and development. For all lessons learned. For all the gifts and life that I continue to enjoy.

Won the $200 costume contest at a big house party last night

Spooky

i wanna go on one of those jubilee debate videos so someone can say some mean nonsense to me then i take their hands and lean over the table real close “do you know many times i have died and come back here”

I was shot in the back of a yellow cab in 1992 by the Gottis and the Gambinos

What if Tron disc but triangle?

It’s only been eight and a half months

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

there's so much to say about dolls night and what the last year has been like. this all started because I wanted a couple of friends to come hang out with me while I worked. What started off with five people became ten, became twenty, and ultimately became over one hundred and seventy last night.

The Chicago Cubs fan?

I’ve arrived in North Korea for my voice deepening surgery

I can’t believe how many places they know you in, your reputation proceeds you!

All my homies hate Snoop Dogg

there are more trans americans than there are operating farms in the united states

Duck Dynasty? More like Cuck guy is nasty

Weapons very good movie

If there isn’t a porn parody called Womb Raider what are we even doing?

“I’ll never get sick of this!” - me, seconds before getting sick of this

For eating the forbidden apple, God cursed mankind to suffer printer errors through the end of time

Brie’s secrets to accomplishing more in life: 1. Do stuff when you would otherwise sleep

Naked Gun good movie

Happy National Girlfriend’s Day to my wonderful girlfriends Laurie, Carly and Moira

Joe Vibin’

Eddington good movie

Escape from TERF Island

Oops! All Radionuclides

here to say that life is better with a hot dog

Its so crazy that gyro backwards is orgy

trans women have a biological advantage at piloting mechs

CHICAGO ILLINOIS THE BIRTHPLACE OF HOUSE MUSIC AND GAY KISSING GAY WOMEN

When she starts sucking

I love my dog

My landlord expects a $250 non-refundable deposit for my catgirl girlfriend, so now I’m a Meowist