The funny thing about the Buttie stans replying to this is that there is an entirely different pedantic correction they could be making But they don’t actually KNOW that information because they aren’t actually interested in learning or researching. They just want to sabotage Left politics

Regular reminder that Buttigieg has not won a SINGLE election besides South Bend Mayor and received fewer votes than Bernie in EVERY primary before he dropped out. The idea that he is electable is ahistorical at best suggesting he’s MORE popular than progressives like AOC or Bernie is laughable.

Why do Leftists dislike this “Moderate” Liberal who doesn’t want to implement progressive policy and is being actively pushed by Establishment figures for political office? Maybe they’re Homophobic?

It just occurred to me that they’re all literally trying to make THIS happen, except they‘re trying for the robot army. (Link: www.angryflower.com/349.html)

What’s crazy is when someone says “XYZ’s just a celebrity. Why do you care about their bad opinion?” And then you ask what XYZ’s famous for and it’s their Opinions on Things

average conspiracy cycle when it’s actually real

Teleportation Sickness (Minor)

It’s weird to me that we count the gutter as part of bike infrastructure width.

How I imagine people without bidets wash their dishes

Discourse about finding "the Rogan of the Left" or "the liberal answer to Fox News" rarely accounts for the reality that the entire conservative media universe is the enormously unprofitable vanity project of a few rich sociopaths. It "succeeds" because they don't care how much it costs.

If you said you’re eating a Dutch baby it sounds like you’re eating a child’s organs or something 😂 but it’s just sweet bread!! Now, sweetbreads, on the other hand——

If you saw this happening in another country, what would you call it? https://newrepublic.com/post/210013/fbi-investigation-atlantic-reporter-kash-patel-drinking

Complaining that [Insert Group Here] never runs in local races is generally a self report. The speaker themself only pays attention to National Politics, so they only ever see [Insert Group] when they run for President and assume that’s the only thing they ever do.

These dudes think they are casting spells. @wolvendamien.bsky.social called it a long time ago.

The entire right wing ecosystem, from politics to media to business, is just for-profit contrarianism. The formula is: they name a real shortcoming of the imperfect status quo and once they got you they sell you horseshit that's much, much worse

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

Two different places, my guy

An important part of childhood development is watching obscure cartoons over and over again until a random line read is so deeply implanted in your subconscious that you recall it regularly as an adult, even with full knowledge that no one else will even know what show you’re talking about

two things I believe 100% about finding intelligent life in the universe 1) we won't 2) it's totally out there

100 million undocumented people living in the US is both mathematically and logistically impossible. 100 million figure into perspective: it would b equivalent to taking 1 out of every 4 people from every Spanish-speaking country in the Americas. Someone would notice.

ICE has violated almost 100 court orders. Let me say that another way. 100 times ICE was caught brazenly ignoring the law. 100 times a court told them to immediately stop. And 100 times they ignored the order. That's an out-of-control agency that shouldn't get another dime.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

The words "North Carolina," and "Missouri" do not appear in this piece of shit article. Neither does the word "decade." "Florida" and "Texas" appear in subordinate clauses, after words like "After Virginia ..." and "Gov. Gavin Newsom of California framed ..." www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/u...

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Exactly one year ago today:

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

the tension with clavicular doing mainstream interviews is he genuinely sees himself as some sort of self health influencer philosopher but the average person generally looks at him like he’s an animal in a zoo to be studied

Everything is staged. Including his assignation attempt.

McCree’s April Fools line should have been “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”

I have no stake in this besides a deep affection for “A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out” but I think the funniest thing Ryan Ross, Spencer Smith, Brent Wilson, Jon Walker, and Dallon Weekes could do now is start a band and called “Panic? at the Disco”

Everyone hates infinite scroll because it makes things more addictive but the other thing is let me tell you about this great feature, the "back button"

Yeah, this isn’t journalism, @nytimes.com. “Marathon” isn’t even in quotes. What editor OK’ed this lie?

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

All this shit is a heat check by mainstream press to see if they can still pull off a “there’s equally bad guys on both sides, and here’s the guy we decided is just as bad as Nick Fuentes.” It’s: 1 - A way of avoiding the real problems: Trump, Vance and Netanyahu 2 - Probably not gonna work anymore

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

This is cute, but I think mine's probably more accurate.

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

Wow looks like we have a Republican here giving advice to the Democrats. Wonder if it involves punching left?

Parasocially, it’s crazy that Dropout hasn’t purchased the rights to the MbMbaM TV Show yet

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Esquire couldn’t book this actor for an interview so fed previous responses through a couple of thief machines and ‘interviewed’ a digital photocopy. Including asking personal questions about his dad. People need to be sued and then fired for this.