From Time Mag's article on the "funniest Lindsey Graham Jokes" -
“We’re not going to deport 11 million people here illegally, but we’ll start with felons, and off they go. And, as to the rest, you can stay, but you got to learn our language. I don’t speak it very well, well, look how far I’ve come?”
add a skeleton here at some point
about 12 hours ago