im still cold

im cold

baked four pies and got my car repaired. taking a nap now 🙏

i have a story coming today that explains how this tweet is… unacceptable levels of weirdly inaccurate

Be a real man and earn that stache by kissing another man instead of posting growth updates about it on LinkedIn

to be fair, i buy campbell’s soups from time to time. i am definitely not rich. so, clocked

had fun with the opn album for @pastemagazine.bsky.social www.pastemagazine.com/music/oneoht...

i'm a simple man. if i see a man with a thick mustache i want to kiss him

you could move from dallas texas to rochester new york and save a lot of money actually

people talk shit about x users and i understand why but i'll add that my articles do way better on x than anything else i post, whereas my selfies do way better here than my articles, and i can't pretend that doesn't make me feel a certain type of way

i saw sentimental value

he did not realize until later, he thought i said "i don't have time to go to cleveland" for no apparent reason

25 songs for 2025

does anybody know what my family members want for christmas

oomf texted about going to an art opening but it's in cleveland

In this fight we find ourselves in—the struggle for independence in the modern age—, we need to fearlessly push back against all market concentration wherever it arises. I wrote an essay from the heart and mind about independence and the current state of culture industries.

my sister got married last month but most importantly i chewed

buddy played his first noise set yesterday everyone say “good job caden”

unfortunately this is hilarious

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

hey

some news: i'm affected by this round of layoffs at paste so my last day will be nov. 14. it really sucks to have this happen right before the holidays. now looking for full-time and part-time work opportunities so please reach out if you have any leads

went to get coffee this morning and was caught very off-guard by the presence of a hot barista. truth club was playing over the speakers and i wanted to ask who the fan was behind the counter but i just needed to get out of there

why is every movie so stressful now

if i had legs I’d kick you, then Taco Bell, then eddington at a friends house

week + month

you're never too old or too chopped for a dance floor makeout

i follow a few economic analyst/commentator types because they have a really strong grasp on their chosen fields of expertise but im really skeptical of their theory that getting rid of the h1-b program will open up jobs to us-born workers bc the last h1-b crackdown incentivized permanent offshoring

i don't think i'm at immediate risk of getting laid off but i've been thinking about what would happen if i did and truly i'd be shit out of luck

smell that? that’s list season on the horizon

two of my secret straight guys crushes got straightly married this weekend ???

unfortunately i like geese now

i wasn't the personality hire at work but i was definitely the personality promotion

is the age verification thing on here real? like is that secure?

Yesterday, one of the finest albums of the 21st century turned 10. Natural Born Losers thrives on taboos how contemporaneous alt-pop stars could only dream of approaching. The doors it opened are numerous, substantial, and growing. www.pastemagazine.com/music/nicole...

best song i've ever heard. i am anxious all the time www.youtube.com/watch?v=aziJ...

well

i saw molly nilsson the other night

got to the jazz gig thinking it was doors 7/show 8 but i fear it may be doors 8/show 9. pray for me

oh Yeah catelebon.bandcamp.com/album/michel...

Happy Yes Day!

three! friends visited this weekend from three states i am overcome with love

refusing to accept this isn’t just about “purity” or whatever, it’s about effective politics. someone who thinks it’s practical to cave on trans rights misunderstands how politics works, they don’t recognize that public opinion is forged by perseverance

drab majesty overrated

interviewed for a job ~a month ago but in advance of it i was feeling really good abt my current job and decided to give the interview more like an 80% only to find out that the structure of the org is changing and so is my role in a way that makes me wish i had put my whole p*ssy in2 that interview

uhh

sobbing uncontrollably lucyliyou.bandcamp.com/album/every-...

tonight we let the pufferfish do the talking