I know what you’re all wondering - do I still check to make sure there’s no spider in the kettle every time before I use it? Yes. Yes, I do.

Sometimes I forget how cute humans are. Like, we give each other little gifts, and then whenever we use that thing, we think of the giver. If you give a human silly socks, they'll wear those socks the next time they see you because they want you to feel good. If animals did this, we would freak out.

I feel like most of my celebrity encounters would be considered minor because it’s all usually passing by and I say “Hi, (insert name here)!” And they say hi back. Maybe we say some other things and then we smile and go our separate ways.

Paterson was released 9 years ago today 🩵

Treated myself to German glue for some collaging today.

I’m sad.

"they will be, one day" no, they won't, any more than tires can help you fly. They're not built for that. They're a fundamentally different technology. An LLM does not exist to model conscious thought, it exists to take advantage of your willingness to see faces in things that aren't there.

“It is the season of the heart A special time of caring The ways of love made clear It is the season of the spirit The message, if we hear it Is make it last all year“ - ghost of christmas present

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

my inbox: Still need a gift? Get a gift card! Need a last-minute gift? Get a gift card! Need a gift card? Get a gift card! Send a gift card? Gift card a gift card? Card a gift gift gift gift giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift

If you grew up wanting a lightsaber— all you have to do is wait until a new trilogy puts out a teaser trailer for the 1st film. Make a costume of a character from that trailer. Then wear it everywhere you can leading up to the movie. Then voila - strangers will constantly hand you lightsabers.

Happy 10th Anniversary, Girl Suddenly Pulled Out of an Endless Cycle Who Then Keeps Moving Forward No Matter What (Even Though She Talks About Going Back A Lot).

Happy Anniversary, Wild Woman Who Wasn’t Afraid of The Dark.

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

I gasped. I laughed. I even started crying at one part. I also got jump-scared so hard I lifted out of my seat and yelled “shiiiiiit!" in a full theater. #wakeupdeadman

reading about genAI slop brokers makes me want to draw more weird manual art. extremely realistic brachiosaurus reconstruction for you

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I think it's so funny that the old refrain used to be, "it's not confirmed until it's on StarWarsDotCom" and now it "I'll believe that movie/game/tv show exists when it actually releases".

Today we learned don’t put honey in the 10-year old Kylo helmet mug.

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No thank you to the max. That’s grody.

why are we here?

why are we here?

I decided to try a Kitsch pillowcase because they had Star Wars patterns. I do not recommend doing that.

Ok. I thought it was unlikely Columbia (coats) would ever do anything with the yearly Star Wars collection again that’d get me to pay attention. And then they brought in Billie.

Had another moment where I wanted to tell you about a silly little thing I enjoyed and then saw how absolutely terrible some people are acting and felt silly for enjoying the silly.

oh my goodness pretty much every sale they said was ending yesterday got extended into today can you believe it yes I can because it happens every year now this is so dumb

Feels like I should do something to mark the 10th anniversary of TFA. Is this true and if so, what would it be?

Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:

Wake Up Dead Man is good cinema. And Steve Yedlin with your light. 💡 💛

Wake Up Dead Man is good cinema. And Steve Yedlin with your light. 💡 💛

had a dream where everyone communicated clearly and considerately. amazing.

had a dream where everyone communicated clearly and considerately. amazing.

I’m just glad we have too many Star Wars movies now that men cannot hear me talk about the Star Wars phone number on a podcast and then go pretend like they just came up with it themselves.

Have seen too many examples lately of people revealing they have almost no understanding of the technology they use every day.

Fit check for my Jedi era #KpopDemonHunters #StarWars

When you’re working out and a song comes on and you realize you know this song and it’s EJAE!

I watched the movie and I was fine. I got hooked on how often the sun was at the same angle in the sky and feeling like scenes must have been cut out because it felt like characters had these fuller lives that were cut down to just their function in the larger story.

What if someone is interested in watching gdt’s Frankenstein but is also already wading through a river of grief?

Yes. Yes, I’ll take this one too. Thank you.

I will also take a Miss Piggy movie. Thank you.

Oh my goodness I summoned them. Thank you, Universe.

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