I think it's obvious that the problem is they've hired the wrong Jon Taylor from the internet's nerd spheres. We have a solution ready for the Neopet people when they are ready to hear it.

The King of the Hill reboot is amazing

I need the Horrors! I'm holding out for the Horrors till they end human life They've gotta be vast And they've gotta be strange And they've gotta bring madness and strife

just seen the Feeding of the 5000 referred to as "the bread and fish glitch"

Why the fuck is everyone thinking about Firefly this week Stop thinking about Firefly, except the one where they pretended to be space EMTs to steal a bunch of pills from the space hospital, that one whipped ass and it's ok to think about that one

please promise me that you will never use it

Attention continuity nerds: Whoever started using "Toon Force" to describe what cartoons do, I will find you, and what happens to you after I find you will not be ha-ha funny, it will be that-quote-from-Mel-Brooks-about-people-falling-into-a-hole-and-dying funny

Does chud mean a new thing now? People have been using it in a new way

Eric Shumaker you did not have to go so hard on Look Outside It was not necessary to make a series of 5 individual tracks for the endgame, one of which you hear for about 20 seconds, then special versions of them for one path The Eviction suite was not necessary You did not have to go so hard <3

Guy reading Homestuck for the first time, unknowingly about to reawaken six billion international blood wars: "Gee this Vriska girl seems kinda mean"

sometimes someone in my discord is is so self-hating, stating as fact such nasty shit, that they become hostile to any kindness at all. "i'm shit and if you say I'm not you're lying to me" type shit. you have to change your outlook before your helplessness becomes real in a way you don't expect

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

Today is my people's holiday, "Appreciate a Dragon Day" Not "Appreciate every dragon," you pick one, and appreciate it fully. I'm choosing to appreciate Uncle Iroh, Dragon of the West, an important dragon in my life and many others

FIST 2

Man it sucks when you see people posting about new content for Sonic Crossworlds or Rumble or whatever and then remember "oh actually Sega is an AI First company now" www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sega-sa... If Sega wants to make games with AI, it can get AI to pay for and play them

DDDDD

Hey, its fucked up that we live in a world where this is necessary, but here's how to not get flashbanged by an autoplaying video of ICE killing someone in broad daylight

bluesky developers, please let us add more than one video to a post 😔

i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration IG roodabeguh

Tonight, you will be visited by three donkeys. The Rum of Short Size Christmas Past. The Rum of Average Size Christmas Present. The Rum of Long Size Christmas Future. All three will eat all your cookies and kill you.

tis the season to get a fucking animal to represent yourself with online already

merry chesmas to all who chelebrate 🎄 ❤️ an oldie and goodie by the great @silverfox5213.bsky.social

It happened tonight...! twenty-eight years ago...!

Legal weed is fine to corny, illegal weed was cool, thus we must conclude that drugs aren’t cool but crimes are.

I said in 2024 that I'd say it again in 2025 and here I am saying it in 2025 People of earth, remember that you lost your Krampus privileges by making a bunch of Edgy Public Domain Mickey Mouse grade horror movies, you used him up, you wasted him. Humbug humbug humbug upon you all

please promise me that you will never use it

On that note, now I'm just sad out of like the DOZEN Home Alone games, not a one has a puzzle where Kevin has to collect sound fragments with his Talkboy and stitch them together into a complete sentence

Holy shit why does the badger sound like Chris Pratt

It really is nice thinking about how many of the things we like to do are things we've been doing forever

Comet's got a whole refsheet now! I had shared the incomplete version on Twitter back in April but i decided to pretty it up and add a little bit more to it lol #sonic_the_hedgehog #sonicoc

There is an energy field connecting all living beings, except for you.

Creating a Little Guy named Archie with @furetching.bsky.social! He is a stoat who is doing his best…

If AI is so strong and brilliant why can't it tell when I want to see a photo of the Sailor Moon TTRPG instead of pictures of the Sailor Moon JRPG How many trillions of dollars did you throw into this hole, and why do I still have to type extra letters, grok explain yourself immediately

Should I give Gran-Gran a Chancla? I think Abuela needs a Chancla after the ass kicking she did over the weekend.

What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?

"Oh, Honey, he seems like an angel, but I think his friends are a... bad influence." Wanted to doodle a sweet (naive) bean, so here we go. #art #digitalart #cartoon #toon #sonicoc #sonic #artwork #furryart #furries #anthroart #bunny #mobian #character #oc

Tour de Fussy 🦊 #furryart #blender #3D

[very close to the mic] Fox Stephenson's "Victory over Truth" will one day be the villain song for the antagonist of a Disney movie about Gamergate www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDW...

"Experience the magic of Christmas" No. Counterspell

Dios mio it really looks like that

@unidedtypingobj.bsky.social knows whats goin on

Full disclosure I felt nothing at the end of Klonoa 1 Buddy, don't do the things you did, and expect me to feel sympathy for you We are enemies and when I find a way to return to this land it will be to kill you with my cute little gloved hands

The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?

Tribute to my childhood dreams of travel & exploration🌈💙

Me, level 1 pronoun scholar: Gogo from FFVI would use They/Them pronouns because they're covered in scarves and don't want outside implications Me, level 99 pronoun scholar: Gogo from FFVI would use your pronouns, because he is a perfect mimic and his skills are without equal

Commission for Pavel Verbel (Artstation) it's a custom proxy for the Knuckles the Echidna MtG card. I'm not good in all those card things (I have no idea actually :'D ) and for me it's just a cute echidna-spelunker ^-^