THIS WEEK ON STREAM! We have a surprise tomorrow! Thursday we continue our delve into Slime Rancher 2! And Saturday all hell breaks loose as we start Hades!

Time to settle into the last of those holiday doldrums with some cozy Slime Rancher 2 www.twitch.tv/alness49

I think a lot about this bit by Kazuya Niinou about how an RPG can be one thing on your screen and another thing in your brain

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'll feud with any one of you culminating with a steel cage stream if you want me to.

VTubing is Pro Wrestling. I will not be taking questions.

Brb, rebranding as a "Pingetuber"

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

This 2026... I'm going to take that word Slop from you all. CLEARLY you can't be trusted to use it right.

Happy New Year everyone! We all know last year was challenging but I'm so glad to have been a part of your lives in whatever fashion, whether you're inviting me to collabs, watching and chatting in stream, or just whatever goofy way we interact. Here's to 2026!

Playing poker just to deal something

THREE HOURS UNTIL HEADPATS DISAPPEAR FOREVER. AND BY FOREVER I MEAN THE DISCOUNT ENDS. THREE HOURS. Come join in some Marbles on Stream but we all know what you're really here for. www.twitch.tv/alness49

Today's the Quality Street Mix of streams. A little bit of everything. Come on in as we start off with Agreeee! www.twitch.tv/alness49

Management would like you to find the difference between these two images...

Manifesting my 2026 goals Get to 800 followers on Twitch. Have a better understanding of what I'm doing on YouTube shorts/Tiktok Join a Minecraft SMP Remote in to a con Meet more people in this space Cook. The perfect. Burger.

THIS WEEK ON STREAM (I'm so, so tired edition) Tuesday's a crapshoot. Could be anything. Wednesday is New Year's Eve so we're seeing in the new year with MARBLES! ON STREAM! KEEP ON ROLLING! and Saturday we Slime Rancher 2 and chill

my demands are simple, mr. bond

Tonight, with @everfreefire.bsky.social, we (hopefully) beat Modded Terraria... CALAMITAS! MUST! DIE! www.twitch.tv/alness49

Hold possum like baby

Damnit FF14, stop taking overtly jerk characters and making me feel sorry for them!

POST UR THIGHS!!! (Great for one meal)

Pssst, today's stream has been rescheduled for 7pm Tomorrow as we hopefully finish Modded Terraria. Now if you don't mind, I have a train to catch (draws Black mage staff)

That time of year again!

The turkey has been eaten, the cheeseboard demolished, the crackers have cracked and we're all wearing funny paper crowns. Now to see what the Christmas Gorilla has left us, and they said the man at the store said this is the Super Mario you wanted... Sunshine Eclipse. www.twitch.tv/alness49

Possum sign at the top of the hour. It's Gorilla Night.

Good haul this year

"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?" "Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?" "Oh ha HA."

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal www.twitch.tv/alness49/cli...

It's past midnight so MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS! We'll probably say more later today(tomorrow) with the Gorilla stream but otherwise thank you all so much for a great, if tough, year!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE! WE'RE CHILLING WITH SOME CHICKEN AND VIBING, COME JOIN US! www.twitch.tv/alness49

Look, I'm not saying I'm a professional voice actor. Or an amateur one. But if you need a Brit with a vaguely Matt Berry affectation? I'm yer man.

DISCOUNT HEADPATS! Now I have your attention, we're playing Peglin tonight. www.twitch.tv/alness49

THIS WEEK ON STREAM! IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAS! Which means... Tomorrow is a surprise game (if it releases in time) Wednesday we're doing Japanese Christmas with the Colonel Thursday is the annual Gorilla Stream and Saturday we wrap up loose ends on the Terraria server!

🔮THE BAT SIGNAL IS UP⚰️ Yes im beating this game... probably not today but I'm gonna twitch.tv/potionbrew ⛤ #vtuber ⛤ #Dateeverything ⛤ #ENVtuber ⛤

WE DID IT! Thank you all so much for your generous donations, we've hit our goal for Discount Headpats for the rest of the month! Now for double-or-nothing: If we can hit $200 we'll extend them for January!

BECOME WHAT YOU MUST. BECOME THE wait hang on this is Terraria? www.twitch.tv/alness49

never has a meme format been so well matched to its subject

Tired: Expedition 33 uses Gen AI in their games, and loses indy rewards. Inspired: Megaman throws down the pencil and tells players to "pick it up" for the robot design contest.

The IGAs Nomination Committee is officially retracting Debut Game and Game of the Year, awarding both categories to new recipients. Additionally, we are retracting one of the Indie Vanguard recipients. Full details can be found in our FAQ under Game Eligibility: www.indiegameawards.gg/faq

If I wanted to look at pages of redacted notes from people who think black bars are going to make up for their own shortcomings, I’d read the SCP wiki.

Found a celebrity

Wanderstop is now 40% off so actually you do have to buy it now. It’s a great game that I liked quite a bit, and maybe you will too! store.steampowered.com/app/1299460/...

Hopping onto the 100 Pixels Terraria server and apparently we're Shadowbringers now? www.twitch.tv/alness49

We spoke to a dozen professional concept artists who are currently or have previously worked in game development about whether generative AI image tools have made their jobs any easier. Zero said it did. Most said it made things harder. thisweekinvideogames.com/feature/conc...

People are this mad about it because that was a blow to a sensitive wound we’re all feeling - where the art we’re seeing can’t be trusted, where the voices we hear might not be human, where the stories we experience might come from somewhere entirely hollow. It was a tipping point for a lot of us.