So I think my Healer progression can now be summerized like this: > "Oh, you got hit... No worries, let me help you recover" > "Oh, you got hit... maybe next time try not to stand in The Big Evil Orange™..." > "Oh, you got hit... that means BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I have unlocked the Blood Lily and am delighted to announce that all healing shall now take place not because I wish for you to survive... No, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁! You all are now nothing more than sustenance to me :)

To give a quick update: I'm not going to stream Shadowbringers (or at least not the MSQ), however... I am going to stream Endwalker for all you emotional vampires ^^

This is like literally the funniest clip I've ever made (My sanity is fleeting, I'm losing all sense of self, this body will be nothing but an empty shell come the next 20 minutes)

I fucking love Final Fantasy 14

It's true! On international women's day you should support your local international women's day by reading BirdHaven (Ch. 7 out now) Before reading BirdHaven, international women's days hated me, but now they are just slightly annoyed by my presence! What an improvement, Thanks BirdHaven! 👍

Heute ist feministischer Kampftag

Guys... GUYS, THE STORMBLOOD RAIDS??!! THE FUCKING VARIETY??!!! This raid series just keeps surprising me in such fun and creative ways, literally no raid is like the others. I almost did all of them in one sitting, I was so captivated ^^

I FUCKING KNEW IT

Wanna see me completely lose my shit in a horror game? Well then today's your lucky day! youtu.be/bO5fBnxcMOI (Also ignore the thumbnail)

THERE'S MAINTENANCE IN ONE HOUR DAMN YOU SQUARE ENIX, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEE???!!!!!

Did I play through Resident Evil 9 again in a single sitting? Yes, yes I did... This game fucks so incredibly hard.

Guys, I think this game is scawy

First page of BirdHaven Chapter 7, I'm gonna die brother

I don't know why I'm doing this to myself... NAH FUCK IT, LEON S. KENNEDY LETS GOOOOOOO

It's all about the drip... always.

Oohhhhhhh Pooommmbbooonnnnn :3

I'm considering streaming Shadowbringers whenever I get around to playing it I feel like Shadowbringers and Endwalker are going to be the end of me lmao

Hey Gamers, did you know that you can stay alive when you don't get hit by the [Very Damaging Ouchy Attack™] repeatedly?! This is a great tip because I CANT FUCKING CURE STUPIDITY, DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN CLEANSE LOW IQ???!!! ESUNA MY BALLS YOU BITC- Hope this tip provided helpful insight :)

So many people writing "Eierkuchen" under my recent video because they think I'm gonna shadowban them... Jokes on them, they got ENGAGEMENT-BAITED

The lore of PowerWash Simulator is GETTING INSANE In this 5 hour video essay I will-

I just finished editing this clip, but because I don't know the copyright situation with Library of Ruina music I'll just share it as a little exclusive funny for you all :)

Me when I'm saddled with unnecessary S̴̛̥͚͎̤͙̣̾͐̑͊̂̽̇̌̋͑̄̇̕U̸̘̪̘̠̦̙̱͇͍̫̙̾͒̿̿̄S̷̢̡̛͓̪͇̻̩̥̣̲͔̬͔̝̙̩̊͆̈͋̽͒̒̂̿̓͗̉̇̿͘͝

When I would tell you that I fucking love PowerWash Simulator, would you believe me?

Es ist Mittwoch meine Kerle

Guys, I'm sorry but I put Shen in the cement mixer :(

Ok, so I need some help to settle a debate: In a classic Tank / Healer / DPS party, who are the Subs and who are the Doms?

YOOOO HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HAMILTON REFERENCE?!?!?!??!?!

Hey! You there! You better fucking start reading Birdhaven (birdhavencomic.com) or I will force you to pronounce this German word: "Arbeiterunfallversicherungsgesetz" This is a threat.

I'm losing it over this comment... This is so fucking funny

CONTROL 2 GAMEPLAY RRRRAAAAHHHHH Please play the first Control if you haven't yet. It's so peak!

A friend informed me that there's a 6-7 emote for Soldier 76 in Overwatch now... I... I need this madness to cease

AMONG US IS FUNNY OKAY?!

I already feel nostalgic about Heavensward music... I don't know how, I just finished it yesterday. But listening to "Against the Wind" gave me the feeling of "Ah, back when I played Heavensward" IT WAS YESTERDAY

In case someone wants to watch a German idiot (me) crash out for 4 minutes youtu.be/DRkRTVHNZ1o

TODD HOWARD YOU FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

Legitimately one of my favorite parts of having started FFXIV is that I can jumpscare Shen now ^^

I have discovered the photo mode, so you can expect regular drip pics now ^^

Just finished the Heavensward main campaign and if I wouldn't have been hooked on FFXIV already I would definitely be now. It is such an improvement to ARR in every single aspect, I absolutely loved it! Very excited to go through post-HW and then Stormblood ^^

I hope that people realise that I could be so much more unhinged with the editing of my videos to the point that they might be incomprehensible to anyone without encyclopaedic knowledge of German memes :)

Hello friends! BirdHaven Chapter 6 is now out on www.birdhavencomic.com Please enjoy it! I spent over 35 hours on it!

Local Sprout started Heavensward :)

I also drew your WoL I hope you like it

Drift King

I'm very sorry for posting so much FFXIV recently, but I'm now post-ARR and I'm actually going crazy Yet another game I fell in love with because a friend went "Hey, wanna listen to some music? :)"

Trust me, I'm the man for the job! I'm going to run for chancellor in 2029!

CHAT, IS THAT FUCKING VOXER ELAFIEL?!

I played FFXIV for over 40 hours in a total of three days and I'm now a level 54 White Mage... I think I get it now, this game is awesome ^^ Very excited to finish ARR soon-ish :)