Soooo... you are telling me.... to get these really cool wing mounts that would look totally awesome on my character... I have to... run extremes? I'm screwed... cooked even. Unimaginable levels of "it's so over" 🥀🥀🥀

I finally wanna learn another job so I'm not forever stuck playing WHM but I have major choice paralysis and no clue what I should go for lmao

I recently had to reinstall FFXIV which of course reset all my settings. I just went into the DT Alliance Raid without being aware that all battle effects were turned on. Safe to say... I didn't see shit lmao

It took me far too long but I finally achieved e-numbers in Balatro

BirdHaven Chapter 8 is now live and you too can read it for free on www.birdhavencomic.com/chapters/cha...! Please enjoy it and let me know what you think!!

HABICHT HABICHT HAT ZWEI H DAS FÄLLT MIR JA JETZT EIN ICH BIN SCHON GENAU SO BLÖD

Chat, I have made a big mistake: I started playing Balatro again. This game still fucking hates me, but you gotta trust me when I say that POLYCHROME BLUEPRINT IS JUST ONE REROLL AWAY YOU NEED TO BELIEVE

They are making this for me specifically :)

I have been hit with the Beam of Immense Illness™ Please make sure they play Nightcore versions of sad FFXIV music at my funeral, otherwise I'm not coming. Thank you, I shall now slowly wither away and perish because nose stuffy :(

I LOVE THIS EXPANSION ALREADY RAAAAAHHHHHHH

> Finishes FFXIV > Instantly feels a cold coming Chat, it's so joever 😔🥀

It took 3 months of VERY dedicated playtime, but I'm happy to announce: I've caught up! I've completed 7.4! And just in time for Fanfest!!!!!!

The Dawntrail raids were absolutely fantastic! These raids might now be my favourite content in the game. So much variety, so many fun mechanics and THE MUSIC?! They really cooked with this series :D

I can't play Tomodachi Life, but if I could, the only thing I would do is: > Create John Powerwash > Create John Yaoi > Make them kiss And there we go: ✨PowerWash Yaoi✨

I wanted to write a little review of the Mario Galaxy movie and while writing noticed that I'm literally just regurgitating the public opinion... Also nimm dein "Joa, ist okay" und mach, dass du Land gewinnst, du Backpfeifengesicht!

If everything goes as planned I will finish Dawntrail by the 20th. I then have 4 days for Post-Dawntrail and Raids, which should be manageable. I might actually be able to catch up before fanfest ^^

My menu experience now that I reached Dawntrail

Ok, the most embarrassing thing just happened to me. Most of my party was dead and I wanted to lb3, but instead of clicking the button I accidentally REMOVED IT FROM MY HOTBAR So I had to fucking put the button back in while the chat was like "Ummm lb3 healer?" I'M GOING TO PERISH ON THE SPOT

I HAVE 10 DAYS LEFT FOR POST ENDWALKER AND DAWNTRAIL I GOTTA LOCK IN HOLY SHIT

Today I finished Endwalker. And what a journey it was. When Shen first introduced me to FFXIV music and I subsequently started the free trial I never expected how emotional and personal this game would truly get. I will forever remember walking to the end.

I'm now at the final quest of Endwalker (gonna finish it tomorrow) and words cannot describe what I'm feeling about the quests leading up to the finale. 5.3 already wrecked me, but this was a wholly different level. This game is pure art

Saw this was a thing and man I love nothing more than sharing my opinions about videogame so here you go:

I have successfully infiltrated the Vulpixie stream lmao

New PowerWash DLC release, you know what that means: They took my 100% achievement completion!

Damn bro, Endwalker... what a fucking journey. I loved that final boss, definitely was a huge payo- 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗟 𝟴𝟯???!?!!!

Listen, all I'm saying is if Dutch would have used the literal tens of thousands of dollars I donated to the gang we all could have had a nice trip to Tahiti and EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE GODDAMMIT

Oh dear, I'm both anxious and excited ^^

Chat, what the fuck is happening?

I wanna give the important context that I had to search "Things young people say" for this Not to say that I myself am indeed unc-pilled and therefore... cooked 🥀🥀🥀

You know, when I started playing FFXIV I jokingly named him Jonathan Clericus... and tbf that also was because I didn't expect the game to hook me as much as it did ^^ 3 expansions passed and this guy grew so much on me. He's my Warrior of Light and I couldn't be more proud :)

I'm gonna have to make an update that will be disappointing to a lot of you. Because of personal reasons I don't think I'm gonna be emotionally able to stream Endwalker HOWEVER, I am going to try and record my playthrough so I can edit a potential video for my channel.

Never underestimate my ability of getting hit by a large object coming at me with a very slow speed

Happy 1 year anniversary to the Minecraft Movie!

"Hey Cleric, how's the ffxiv speedrun going?"

We are witnessing a new conspiracy theory being formed in real time. The Artemis II launch? Completely staged by NASA! The phone recordings from people online? Clearly AI generated! People who literally witnessed the launch with their eyes? Must be paid by the government!

The next time I see a portal show up in an FFXIV raid I'm gonna have a fucking conniption The way I got repeatedly fucked over by that same mechanic needs to be studied. I think I'm reaching new levels of human stupidity

Chat, I only have like 22 days to finish post-Shadowbringers, all of Endwalker and all of Dawntrail to catch up before fanfest. How cooked am I?

Salut tout le monde, je vais enfin vous dire la vérité. Je suis française.

Just finished Shadowbringers 5.3

It's really funny how a German person can click on a video with an English title, an English thumbnail and an English description and then be perplexed and annoyed that all the German stuff has English subtitles.

Modding Fallout New Vegas almost makes you wish for a nuclea- *crashes to desktop*

Today Shen and I finished PowerWash Simulator 2 and with that I have yet again gotten all achievements For now... that is :)

You know... back in my day consoles used to get cheaper over time

It's time for another episode of your German podcast :) I hope you have as much fun watching as I had with editing, because this might be my favourite of the Powerwash videos ^^ youtu.be/ijgQioqmGxI

Hello hi artists (and those who table at cons) I'm looking for help to design my con table for Dokomi because, I'm gonna be honest, I'm so ass at it. I'm real bad. I will give money, please either respond here or send me a message directly (references are appreciated)!!!

DID SOMEONE SAY P̴̛̬̠̫͇̱͉͗O̷͔͉̿̓̽̒̌͗͘W̵̛͙̠̳̳͎Ę̴͓̳̦̬̈́́̈́̈́̀̚͝R̸̻̙͍̗̜̂Ŵ̸̝͉͇A̴̭̞̹̜̽̒͜͜͝͠S̵̢͈̱͇̐̋̂̅H̴̖̣̝̜̒̽̎ ̷̳͚͔͖̟̼͐̒̓S̴̞̠̱̼̗͔̀͑Ị̴̟̰͍̈́M̵̩̱͑̑U̵̫͍̾͊̚͝L̴̜͎̩̗̱͉̎̂͂͜A̴̤̤͈͍͈̝̝̍͐̔T̸̡̛̛̫̲̊̀͒̀O̴̱̜̩̦͗̽͂̈͜R̶̡̬̦̙͉͂̀̈͂͋̿͠

Someone once asked me what a "finished" video looks like in my editor... So there you go: The absolute clusterfuck that happens whenever I touch an editing program lmao

THEY MADE A BACK TO THE FUTURE MUSICAL???!!!

They fixed the flying gnome glitch in Powerwash 2 RIP Gnomenfliegen😔