(looking at phone) says here Skinamarink is what Popeye says when Olive Oyl puts her finger up his ass

I don’t know how my algorithm on multiple apps has become saturated with thirst edits of the Monkees but I’m not mad

🩷 #illustration

Your someone's too muchness is exactly enough for someone else.

how computers work

I think anyone who calls you cringe in an attempt to hurt your feelings or make you feel small is first and foremost telling on themselves about their own vulnerabilities

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

My corporate pet peeve is people who don’t want to spend 5 minutes reading so they force you into a 30-minute call so you can read a document/email to them out loud. You know, like you do with a child

What's the point of being a hating-ass bitch if you are just gonna deny it. Be a proud hater, it's not like nobody can tell

Summer is like do I wanna go to the goth rooftop pool party or the combination wrestling match and doom metal show

I don’t even know what to say I’m just excited

pissing me off syndrome yeah I fuck with that

Monday afternoon got me like the xylophone bit of St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast

Hey friends happy Saturday!! Please don’t surround yourself with people who make you feel like you’re not good enough as you are, okay? There’s only one you in the world, and you don’t need to change anything about yourself. You’re amazing and very loved and needed here ❤️❤️

That body pillow... hm

Another huge win for the cowbell

10 Hours Relaxing Ambient Water Sounds And Talking ASMR Gale Dekarios Yapping About Gods Know What While You Wash His Hair

I like this

Still need to touch up with some wax and do a cat hair sweep but this is pretty much it, glasses holders for my trivia group (or whatever they wanna put in there I’m not their mom)

Skeletá

I am actually going to finish an embroidery project

Happy Jonathan Harker Sets Out On A Road Trip To Handle A Real Estate Deal Day to all who celebrate.

I think one of the most important skills a person can learn nowadays is recognizing when they are making up a person in their head to get mad at and how they can step back from that and ground themselves. No shade. It's an extremely easy behavior to fall into and it will erode you.

The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.

Magical Thinking Zucchini 🙃

I started blaming stuff on the moon as a joke but I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore

GALE

💜🎶 #bg3 #bg3Gale #GaleDekarios #dnd #baldursgate3

3rd degree yearns #WIP #sketch #gale #galedekarios #bg3 #bg3fanart #digitalart

I found a WIP of that Shadowheart art I did last week 🖤🌚

I hate that there is a man out there whom I no longer speak to who once asked me what poutine was and he said "I think I'll be poutine that in my mouth" This was like 12 years ago and I still laugh

tired: “live laugh love” inspired:

Are you normal or do you tear up for some reason when Dio says "Does it matter? Well it does to me"

terzo thirst??? on MY feed? i've been summoned

make your art gross and sexy and dark and disturbing and indulgent make your art weirder NOW!!!!

YAY MR GHOST

I’m trying to go to like 4 ren faires this year I need to lock in

gonst

Now why would you ask this lady for help (cw kinda scary and slightly spoilery character from bg3)

apparently there’s a festival in Waterdeep where a bunch of naked drunk people run across town and jump in the ocean IN WINTER someone please write a fic of Gale being peer pressured to do this

I love ghost

Online should be about having fun with all your gay, autistic little friends in the phone and making little jokes to ease the pain of the horrors

idk about friends with benefits but i think if i called it “taking a lover” it could work