there should be a political party for memers

[gay peewee herman voice] this is poppers

drugs make you into a little girl so do as much speed as you can RIGHT NOW

wait wtf literally how did my gf and i have our first hrt appointments exactly one year apart

straight people loooove having sex in the home depot bathroom

lowkey thinking that the traumatic association with bruises because of all my door slamming from back in the day is why im getting turned on by bruises lately. this is a really random lore drop. i'm fine now dw

Girls Peeing Everywhere

If we call art, no matter how gross, CSAM, then it removes power from actual survivor-victims. That is *our* term. That is what we went through. Uncomfortable art, no matter the intent is *not* the same. No one was traumatized to make that image. It’s like how “triggered” was taken away from PTSD.

this female orgasm shit is cccrazy. writhing and jolting around like i’m hooked up to the conversion therapy car battery

my sister drew us uwah uwah!! shes on the left im on the right

loli in a green catsuit that she's visibly pissed sitting against a tree on a cozy hill smoking a bowl

getting really drunk and messaging my sister about buggirl rpleplay

using my magic little sister powers to make myself an italian sub with extra red wine vinegar

Janet Sobel, Milky Way, 1945 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136043

i cant believe we both wore our sister socks independently in anticipation of meeting up

kurt cobain in william s burrough's orgone accumulator

saying "i'm underage!" during a cnc scene to make it extra problematic

starting a forest fire is really fricking funny

i wanna go to a white tights club where we all wear cute outfits with white tights and touch our feet together and step on each others private parts and sniff each others feet

ive been going through a hundred after hours (1985, directed by Martin Scorsese) sequences just to sniff this girls armpit

everyone’s big on bringing back 2016 but i’ve yet to see anyone dab

they got idol groups doing rage now omg. kinda goes...

in a polycule with my sister and our stuffies

brainworms, despite their name, belong in the dirt and not our head

lolis (me) are wearing latex for an amazing reason

thinking about how in baccano there’s a character literally called “jacuzzi splot”. that’s something from one of those impractical jokers bits where they call out fake names

why does saying the word “frick” turn me on

i shuold stop making myself mentally ill for NO REASON

mediocre picture but whatevs. i thought i had posted a pic of me wearing this but apparently not lol

i’m simultaneously “doting loving little sister”-coded and “docile abusable prey daughter”-coded

Robert Gober, Prison Window, 1992 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136306

i wanna dress up and stand in front of the mirror and look scared while a woman a foot taller than me looks down on me with an evil smile implying a threat

WAIT i cracked the formula. zoomers love steely dan so much because city pop primed them for slick edgeless muzak. this makes so much sense. invent a prize and give it to me @nobelprize.org

what kinda band name is “toad the wet sprocket” i hate alt rock so much

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

having close friends + a big sister who encourage and appreciate my little side is something i hope i never take for granted

i'm creating a new lemon and pineapple flavored cocktail and it's gonna be called loli pee

so happy i'm grown up and dont get performatively mad at loli anymore

did the uk seriously ban kink what?

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

putting three hundred ball bearings in your asshole and large intestine

hehe omg i’m wearing one of my little outfits under my coat to class today

tbh the only style of 80s pop production that i fully love is whatever Stock Aitken Waterman were doing. so bright and colorful

there are beautiful women out there that want to hurt me and that fact makes me feel a special feeling <3

i wanna suckle on irloomfie's nipples

girls ive helped realize that they're littles: 3

it’s penis butter jelly time

i’m becoming an anti-woke activist because they changed the blue scooby doo gummy

i got molested again afterwards and missed my date because i was sent to the psych ward. absolutely fuming