Mark Cuban because you have spent Christmas Eve arguing about how universal healthcare is too complicated you will be visited by the specters of modes of production past present and future. Buckle up!

the blowjob steakhouse signature dish is the wedge salad

for my birthday dinner i want to go to blowjob steakhouse

blowjob steakhouse

the concept of getting wizard high for outback steakhouse

i'm gonna take home first prize at the siscon chili cook off

one of these days ur gonna uoh too close to the sun. and then you will die a hero or something

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

First Time Shots! Starting Today I'm A Boy REONA, Age 19 An Ultra Beautiful Girl Becomes A Boy In Her AV DEBUT

guy who doesn’t understand ageplay very well: RAHHHHH i’m gonna abort you!

this bitch clearly didn’t practice before our bondage session. sis is NOT captain tyin knots

bro is pulling out the consent flashcards

James Rosenquist, Untitled, 1980 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135568

2026 probably won't be the year of the sukumizu + randoseru but 2027 probably will be

i know i'm gonna be at the WILD HOG SUPPER!!!! #hogfeast

this is the cop city everyeone tried to stop

was worried that 3 months without dressing up would fuck with my ability to regress for fun but noooope! ^3^

i have got to age regress

#rymbestof2025 rateyourmusic.com/release/albu... @sonemic.com

calling people hitler is actually a coping mechanism and it helps me when i'm feeling upset. hitler.

valiant big sister that beats up her little sister’s bullies x little sister that is always a little disappointed about this because being bullied turns her on

if you guys haven't called congress officials yet, i highly recommend doing so through this website. input you phone number, zip code and they'll give you a prompt on what to say. i just did it and it takes like 10 minutes maximum, please take the time to protect the internet!!!!!

i gotta get outta here

i know i’ve made it because i’ll see hentai of cis women and go “ooh her boobs look like mine”

Underground Ass Slaves Essential Best Seventh Anal Victory

pee is so lowkey amazingly yellow

*to the tune of shout by tears for fears* sis sis give her a kiss

This kinda thing shows that it's not about some concept of fairness in swimming or whatever, transphobia is just people not wanting trans people around, that's it, that's the whole point. If you're looking for a deeper, more nuanced reason for their actions, you're just doing PR work for them.

stumbling into the room to proclaim that i’m right about everything ever, pissing myself and intensely throwing up, then falling backwards onto a cable plug that embeds itself into my back

There has never been a person more vindicated than the woke lolicon, I will die screaming I fucking told you so

john waters hates me now i think i might cry

maybe he wouldn’t get so much #hate if he had me on shark tank so i could get funding for the #fagbag

Cisco Patience Tester

who hasn’t been cleaning my room? id like to have a word with them

@mcuban.bsky.social what fast food item do you think is the most foreskin-coded?

the lady gaga selfcest music video where she’s in drag goes so hard

i can’t believe i got kimchi juice on my pajamas while eating kimchi in my pajamas

one of these days i’m gonna do the “loli is transgressive queer counterculture” song and dance to someone irl and get decked in the jaw

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

my friend just gave me their age regression trigger song i think we’re in i think i have the nuclear codes now

2025 is the year of watching porn and thinking critically about it like one would with a more traditional work of art

i like gyro. sorry i was gonna make a post explaining why i like guro despite not being turned on by it but i accidentally typed ‘gyro’ so this is a now a post commemorating one of the world’s great wraps. i like gyro

is the clinton trump picture real or not i can’t tell? i think it might be ai? the books spines look a bit gloopy and the rug is somewhat inconsistent i think

i like piss. got a problem with that? that’s what i thought. keep scrolling pal.

like, what's even the point of your website if I can't middle click on a bunch of links to check later

the new instrument js called the straw and you blow into it and make all sorts of funny noises

made a real good movie wheel today and it only has 6 pornos on it

after bottom surgery i’m gonna start using urinals in the men’s room again