dark middlespace where i go on dream smp twitter

shut up bitch youre talking over my leitmotif

[impact font on a t-shirt] DUBSTEP IS SO FUCKING COOL

i got weed, arizona, dubstep, and takis and a hat that says "SWAG" on it

need need NEED cute sister endless eight sleepover!!!!!

Oh this is interesting. In a Japanese fan magazine from 1993, Nintendo confirmed Yoshi throws big white turds instead of eggs. The chalky color comes from a calcium supplement he takes because he is dying.

while you were busy studying the blade i was out partying with my friends and having fun

slipping into middlespace (putting “proship dni” in my bio)

While you were partying I studied the blade But also it was a party blade and very fun

can i still be Barely Legal if i'm 24?

[theme song] welcome to watchmojo dot com and today we'll gonna be counting down the top 10 hottest girls in my social studies class

new fakemink is actually pretty great tbh i think it'll age well. probably not to the degree of WLR, but i think a lot of the middling response is because of it not being what people wanted it to be

its fuckkkkkkking woke lolicon summer @barackobama.bsky.social @hillaryclinton.bsky.social @mcuban.bsky.social (FagBag? 👀) @afantano.bsky.social @whstancil.bsky.social @kamalaharris.com @muellershewrote.com @schumer.senate.gov @adamfriedlandshow.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

For some reason I always thought Weird Al was Jewish, even though his work is all but explicitly Rosicrucian and alchemical.

my mom is gonna be so mad when she sees the wet spot in my leotard after she’s done spanking me

baby, let’s spend an episode alone on a deserted island after crash landing. let’s discover we have more in common than we initially thought as we cooperate to get back home.

playing with my mom and dad's vibrator 🎶

i need to help my sister by kissing her as much as possible so when she gets really good at it i can gloat about teaching her everything she knows

Implication is hotter than declaration, to put it in a general way

@mcuban.bsky.social why do you keep making posts about economics or some other bullshit no one cares about. post about the FagBag instead. please.

godddd i wanna eat some raw chicken with my fwiends so bad

Me and the girls are hacking into your MyChart and kicking our feet up and giggling while reading all your diagnoses

drawings are tantamount to abuse, but harassing one of the most harassed trans women of all time over this shit is completely fine. we live in hell.

me to my degrees of lewdity pc

and if you use the term “csam” to talk about anime girls i hate you. it tells me that you don’t actually know why the real thing is so fucking evil

its so unsurprising but also disappointing to see people with generally good takes completely abandon critical thinking and go "i find it gross therefore it is bad" when the subject of lolisho comes up

my sis has so many wonderful ideas

@hillaryclinton.bsky.social do you think you can convince @mcuban.bsky.social to have me on shark tank? i think he'll like the fagbag i'm gonna present 👀

hey man, watch it. i’m a top 1% commenter on r/sex

and baby, i'm her head coach

Wyd after hitting the labubowl

/lrp MEEEEEEE i'm like 9 inches shorter than big sis i have to get on my tip toes to kiss her

little sister who has to stand on her tippy toes to kiss her big sister,,,

@mcuban.bsky.social can you give me 5 dollars so i cna invent the fagbag. please. im despearate

never ever ever ever check the discover tab you’ll find lib chastity fantasies

girl who tried on an abdl diaper as a dare and it magically removed her potty training and now oh oops she has to be diapered 24/7 😁 [office lady aide whispers in my ear] oh what's that? i'm the girl? 😧 no..

me when my sister

i keep getting an occasional whiff of pee and it’s both extremely embarrassing and really fricking hot

meatwad is a puppyboy and carl is his bear owner

@giumbee.bsky.social is surprised you can pee in a diaper. what did u think it was for girl

lil pump is getting extensive plastic surgeries to make him look more like "casanova george w bush"

my idiot diaperpup daughter: wahhhh dont you want me to embarrass myself >~< me: stfu dumb idiot im writing a fucking english paper dipshit fuck you i hate you

sydney sweeney would never wear abu bunnyhopps 4-tapes

Culture isn't dead, it's actively suppressed. A new golden age could start tomorrow.

ok between macro, petplay, and diapers the new euphoria season seems dead set on pissing off my weird kinky friends it appears

call me nissan altima the way i be blowing trannies

friendly reminder, mothers day is for the older trans women in your life and not your actual biological mother

thinking about buying a dozen of these for literally no reason

[takes concerning large bong hit] okay so what we really need in these trying times is a woke lolicon rapper