Me: I'm feeling a bit out of shape and not where I want to be physically, I should make it a goal to start eating better Also me: FUNNEL CAAAAAAAKE

I said “Retweets appreciated.”

“🫧🫧Don’t talk to me or me or my son ever again. 🫧🫧” #Transformers #Deskbot

This 2002 press release of 'celebrity testimonials' for the PS2 is an absolutely incredible time capsule.

My Adeptus Arbites Acquisiton Squad. A unit dedicated to obtaining live prisoners for interrogation. #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #Inq28

Twerk it, baby! #Transformers

At last, the Fancier Bug Bots(tm) are assembled! #Transformers #Deskbot

I got raptured but they didn’t have comics so I came back. Bummer.

I mean, I just ate an entire cup of Auntie Anne's cinnamon sugar mini pretzels, so I would suggest I shoulder at least some of the culpability www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/h...

Horse Tylenol is still safe though, right?

Always remember what whiny, pissy, baby-shit-soft little pustules these creatures are. How mewlingly pathetic and insecure they are, and that there are no lengths and no *depths* they will not go to, NO ONE they will not destroy, in a futile attempt to quiet the screaming void in their cores.

@scalzi.com - Are the names Kitty and Bacon references to the philosophers Thomas Hobbes and Francis Bacon? Or am I just reading too much into it? 😂

I think the Obin may be my favorite fictional alien species. They’re just delightful.

The British barbarian tribes circa 43AD:

Me: Government overreach is wrong and torture is a war crime. Me watching The Apothecary Diaries season 2: Dammit, Jinshi! Don’t they have thumb screws in China?! You need to find your girl already! 😓 I may be a bit too invested in this.

God, I’ve missed this series. 😂 Just right out of the gate and it’s already magical. Thank you, @scalzi.com. This is exactly what I needed today.

Les Enfants Terribles

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

but would you love yourself if you were a worm

An attempt at recreating one of my favourite bits of Trench Crusade art. The Communicant Anti-Tank Hunter is largely responsible for me getting into this universe. ☺️

This. I came here to follow the amazing people I befriended on Twitter over shared love of Transformers and Warhammer. I don’t even bother following any political stuff here and actively mute most of the stuff I see. I don’t need that from this platform at all.

The solution to the trolley problem is to give *everyone* a trolley.

Mini TF Sales Thread ✨ UK mutuals only rn ✨ Paypal F&F ✨ Prices w/o postage ✨ If you don't see an accessory in the photo I don't got it Newage Romulus - £50 Studio Series Scourge (not Sweep) - £30 Earthrise Seekers - £30 each or set for £50 Siege Seekers (no null rays) - £40 each or set for £90

How it feels every time I see another post about how "He hasn't been seen in almost a week!"

Ooooh! Saw this on Reddit earlier and I think I need to give it a try this year. #Inq28

beautiful

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

Whoa. These are way tinier than I thought they’d be. Not necessarily a bad thing, but definitely a surprise.

Keeping Autobot City safe from the Decepticons!

When your spouse just gets you

A ROUTINE PATROL WITH FOUR BOTS IN STASIS, YEARS LATER AWOKE IN THE STRANGEST OF PLACES. EARTH WAS THEIR HOME NOW AND IN ADDITION ~OPTIMUS PRIME~ GAVE THEM THEIR MISSION!

Finally getting photos up of this beautiful combiner. I was so lukewarm about it when they announced it last year, but I have to say this absolutely crushes the Combiner Wars figure. Each component is a joy to transform and play with, and Devastator is fantastic. #Transformers #Deskbot

And I'M telling YOU that Blokees should do Battle Beasts!

In the bookshop this morning: PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.” CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down * CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”

Awww, I kind of forgot about this figure. Minerva is such a cool character and I hope we get a headmaster of her eventually with her own unique mold.

Time to sell some bots, I think. Before they go up on eBay, does anyone want anything? #Transformers

Free DC rally — our friend w/ the banner.

I want you all to explore and celebrate all the communication options Bluesky has to offer, and with that said, if I never have to see Nazi shit from X that some of all y'all screencap just to dunk on it here, I would be so happy, I left X so I wouldn't have to see that Nazi shit you know

Hi Drukharbie! Hi Ken! Wanna go skin someone alive? Sure Ken! Jump in! #WarhammerCommunity #PaintSlam25

T30 Springer. That's it. That's the tweet (or post now, I guess).

Five down, one to go!

It's easier to be kind than cruel. Look at how much effort people have to put in to try and override the inherent goodness that exists in most people.

Weirdest/best thing I was asked to scrawl on all weekend.

Well lookee here... The 1985 cast of Transformers, lines by me, colours by the peerless @dcjosh.bsky.social! Two new prints available at @tfnationltd tomorrow!

I’m not at #TFNation (because of the ocean in the way), but I *wish* I was, so I will post my face as well! I hope everyone there has a blast. You’re all amazing and I love you.

*Trinity from The Matrix voice* “Construct this.”