sending bad vibes to anyone suggesting florence pugh - i refuse to watch another movie where i have to pretend she’s a teenager!!

sorry idc but we absolutely need a broadway caliber singer for mother knows best

the lettuce in a mcchicken, but if it were actually fresh:

idk i just kinda feel like releasing 900 variants takes away from the artistic integrity of an album being a ~body of work~

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

wagon wheel wabussy

the sw*fties after seeing a single joke on the TL today:

going to the office for the first time in a month and a half and i completely forget school is back in session. THE TRAFFIC!! THE TRAFFIC!!

i didn’t think it was possible for there to be a worse rebrand than from hbo max to just max and yet here we are!!

just finished the AJLT finale and tbh i did not hate it!! SPOILERS BELOW: i like the idea of carrie being on her own and i like steve and miranda getting on the same page about their son. with that said, totally not a series finale. why am seeing turds in a toilet???

listen i get that it’s legal in chicago and im probably being sensitive, but i really hate the man in the apartment building next to ours who smokes weed every night at midnight on his balcony!! it seeps into our bedroom and it smells so bad. 😭😭

went to go pick up coffee this morning for my husband and i and as soon as i left the coffee shop, i dropped my husbands cold brew on the ground. instead of going back inside to order another one, i picked up the broken plastic cup, threw it away, and ran away in embarrassment.

was sharing my screen in a TEAMS meeting and clicked end meeting in an attempt to stop sharing my screen

*insert joni mitchell lyrics here*

embarking on a 13 hour drive to the east coast but it’s okay because my husband will finally get to see the concert of his dreams

Every piece of early Pikachu art is a blessing on this imperfect world

i know that’s right!!

Full moon auroras in Fairbanks, Alaska. So magical.

ms honey to matilda as she watches matilda telekinetically call over a book from her bookshelf

tracie thom’s character facetimes andy and when her incoming facetime pops up on andys phone, it’s just a contact that says DO NOT ANSWER.

if there’s one thing i love about being alive in 2025, it’s watching a period piece from the comfort of my couch. #thegildedage

RIP. 😔

after having something to do everyday this past week, i now have plans for both saturday and sunday. WHEN I AM I GOING TO HAVE MY ROT TIME???

ive been out all day and just opened up blue sky for the first time in hours and ive realized that was a mistake

my favorite train baron

a core memory for me is watching this with my husband a few years ago for the first time in years and we both sobbed hysterically into our chinese takeout

damn sarah mcbride pulled the ladder up behind her IMMEDIATELY

Titanic Grease Phantom of the Opera

my boss bought me a bacon egg and cheese bagel from gotham bagels and idk if it’s because i skipped breakfast today but i think ive just been saved

my fave.

evil reba be like married mom who doesn’t work hates her kids and always stops

every year i look forward to the warm weather but then i step outside for 1 second and begin to feel a little bit of sweat and i immediately wish it were blizzarding again

The Goldeen Girls

im sorry but this is the greatest IBS story i have ever heard

im not a vegetarian anymore, but every time i cut a piece of raw chicken i feel myself yearning for the days where i ate soy chicken substitutes.

LOOKING FOR THAT DANGEROUS TYPE I LIKE EM DANGEROUS

okay so idk if this is a hot take or not but the miranda / nun plot in AJLT is as good as any plot line from seasons 1-3 of SATC

Without saying Mrs. Doubtfire, fav Robin Williams film?

🎶I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES🎶

if someone asked me to name the greatest two singles from 1999 the truth is that i’d say sometimes by britney spears and heartbreaker by mariah carey

Zuck: The average American has three friends

i don’t understand how we’re 5 years post the zoom meeting blow up and people still arrive to zoom meetings unmuted with tons of background noise like just use the mute button at the start PLEASE

if there’s an artist dedicated to making the most immoral choices of all time…

now that we have the heartstopper movie announcement, i am WAITING IMPATIENTLY for some type of joe locke marvel announcement soon!!

okay i am intrigued.

if i had a dollar for every time I misplaced my (preferred, priority) chapstick, i’d be RICH AS HELL. i have tons of other chapsticks, but my favorite chapstick always goes missing. 🥲

so now that the heartstopper movie is confirmed what do we need to do to ensure olivia coleman comes back??? #heartsky

MY HEART IS SO FULL!!!

kanye west tweeted WHAT

as someone who doesn’t even care for pizza all that much, this is my 2nd time in 7 days having domino’s for dinner???