all I want to do today is get a hawaiian pizza, that’s all today’s episode of my life is about. it’s the only thing I can think about. today is the “hawaiian pizza” episode

let’s be playmates 🫶🏻😌 ID: 0892387482708552

my Christmas present to myself is finally complete 🥹 all 10 issues + 1 Pride special of Tim Drake: Robin

I feel like god made john cleese and john lithgow with the same cookie cutter

oh no all the pop stars were trying to reboot Y2K and it went too far

morning ☕️

Only three this week 🥲 #FilmSky 🐰 🎃 👻

you ever wonder if there will be another celeb named Oprah? like how there are two famous Kylies and two famous Selenas much to ponder

and shoutout to my Most Watched Actors & Directors of 2025

not to be a shill for the 'Zon, but uhhh this is a great price for this fantastic set #FilmSky #CaryGrant

I don't know anything about this, but every time the poster pops up, I keep thinking it's Paul Dano at first

My favorite first-time watches of 2025 🟠🟢🔵 #FilmSky

"MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?" "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie is one of the coolest videos of all time, idc. imagine how excited I was years later the first time I watched The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

dun dun

I've dated too many people who are like Drew Pickles IRL, telling myself I'll never do it again

compelled to share this photo of Max Riemelt to you all

treating myself to chinese food after applying to 4 remote jobs tonight

this is what gooning looks like to me

Anna Farris saying “A brothel?? Oh I’m not looking to make soup,” in The House Bunny (2008) should top AFI’s 100 Movie Quotes list

do u like my t shirt

do you and your siblings create "celebs we think will pass away next year" bingo cards at the end of the year, or are you normal/boring

Nora Ephron and Madeline Kahn namedrops on a wrestling show… gotta love @rjcity.bsky.social #AEWWorldsEnd

#LastFourWatched #FilmSky 🐷 ⏰ ❄️ 🤥

reclining at a 120 degree angle to watch a Bergman film because I’m so full from dinner I feel pregnant. merry christmas

“joy” is wondering if the box of Cap’n Crunch you found is old & stale, and then discovering it’s completely unopened 😮‍💨 cereal for dinner 2nite baybeee

more people should change their name and lie about their age. why not, have fun with it

thank you joe chill for killing Batman’s parents so Batman could be happen and then the joker could happen and then harley quinn could happen and then this album could happen

ohhhh an early access link??? here we go!!! #Harlequin #ladygaga

omg I was literally watching this tonight that's my girl 🥹

had a family emergency this morning (don't worry everyone is alive, but someone had to get taken via ambulance) and I gotta say, dealing with that on 5 hours of sleep with post-melatonin grogginess puts you in a 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 kind of auto-pilot

not to start number drama, but it's crazy there are people who say "half a dozen" when they could just say "six"

four gays in a row made the same joke about the new hockey gays photoshoot

stress-eating strawberry cheesecake pancakes this morning, happy tuesday

no joke if I died tomorrow one of my biggest regrets would be the movies in my watchlist I hadn’t watched yet, and that should show you where my priorities lie

... now that I think of it, Félix Lefebvre has shown butt in 100% of his movies I've seen I gotta admire the dedication

new Félix Lefebvre movie to watch this weekend where he shows butt, merry christmas to me. thank you french Santa

please, internet, let me have a moment of peace

#LastFourWatched #FilmSky 🗣️ 🔥 🎅 🤼

omg so the whole point of me tearing apart my closet was to find the novelization of Victim (1961) so I could make an ebook copy to read/share... apparently someone already did that on Internet Archive in September 🥹 I love the internet archive.org/details/bwb_...

got to play a fun game of “let’s open these packages from 2022 I found in the back of my closet” tonight totally forgot I bought aaany of this 🎅

just saw Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) and god i’ve missed Rohan Campbell so much 🥺 boxd.it/c61QrP

look at this pale boy

totally bonkers

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious am I being punk’d

accidentally deleted 55GB worth of ebooks from my ipad, and now I have to hunt the files down & add them again :)

I love art

catching up on Batman comics... so nice to see the boyfriends together again after such a long drought 🥹

oh god I should probably keep this to myself

dude I was expecting this to be a pricing error & get canceled, but I just got the shipping notification 🔥 hell yeah what a deal