Extremely painful transformation sequence, but it's with me getting out of my workwear and into comfy sweatpants instead

For fun, I made this for a Fat Bear Week poster contest that said I had through the 9th to upload it... but failed to say that uploads got cut off at 6:00 pm... so... I missed the deadline by three hours. So I'm posting it here! Happy early Fat Bear Week!

I had too much lunch, and now I want someone to rub my tummy and use me as a pillow x.x

Idea: Fall asleep in the passenger seat of the car, be carried from there to sofa/bed. Problem: Nobody can easily carry 100+kg of lump. Not happening.

the youtube poop button

Got a message on the radio, reminding people about the Emergency Alert System test on the UK on the 7th, so that might be something for people to remember.

Serious mass implies the existence of silly mass. This is a service I’m willing to provide.

Sitting around a train station, the amount of Ubers with only one person in them...

shout-out to these little cartoon bubbles that are drawn when a character eats too much

this one

Oh god, my YouTube ads have no fucking clue what to do with me, right now. English? German? Japanese? ... Visit Krakow?

Bwurp. I made the mistake of ordering takeaway. I am now a full lump. Can I just roll on top of someone

my mom taught me there's two kinds of businesses: hot dog stands and art galleries - hot dog stands protect territory and keep competition off their turf - art galleries benefit from more adjacent art galleries, cluster together to amplify reach/support youre an art gallery, not a hot dog stand

Would love to know what the hell Dream Me did last night, because I woke up with a horrible cramp in my caaaalf muscle x.x

Bwuh, the joys of waking up an hour before your alarm because you mistakenly think it's a Work Day. Ugh, I want the big snooooze.

Ideal mood right to just... "Acquire" one of my skinnier friends and get them pumped up until they're 3XL+ sized. Bwurf.

Round

I am in my "My god people just need to shut up" era again

You might want to start heading to the grocery store. I have a feeling that fridge will be empty real soon... 🖼️ by @uniparasite.bsky.social! 💜✨ #fatfur

Full of love (and snacks). Xox

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxin...

OKAY OKAY IT'S HAPPENING

Bwuh, my "get up and go" has very much gotten up and gone. I am melting aggressively, and feeling increasingly grumpy as a result. Humidity is a mess.

Okay, so Dream Me was weird On one hand, I'd somehow discovered the ability of levitation, but it was only after an active hop off the ground, and only for a short time. Alternatively, weird pink/purple paste that was also a gas that somehow was *extremely* fattening. Also Donkey Kong was there.

so this.

repost if this is appropriate seating for your sona 🥴

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag

God fucking hell I just ~love~ listening to inconsolable children that cry so hard they basically blow out their vocal cords. :I

i think my kobold is seeing multiple dragons 🎨: @nicopossum.bsky.social

Bwuh, at least it's a lot cooler than it was on Friday/Saturday. That was... Physically uncomfortable.

Perspirating make naked flesh very slippy.

Sony Announces Next Gen Remake of Game They Haven’t Released Yet hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

it was crocodile day yesterday so heres um. gatorsol... (hes wearing crocs tho!!)

Bwuuuuuuh, thoughts running a thousand miles a minute, but I feel so tired. Can I just call today a wash and collapse for a cuddle?

I only stay on Xitter for the small handful who never moved over here. But it's locked, and I never use messages. These are the "filtered for spam" message requests. Hum.

Neeeeeed to smoke a blunt with her.

Whoops, how did this happen 👀

Question for people who travel: I need to buy a new suitcase, and I'm not sure whether I should get one with a soft shell or a hard shell. Any advice?

Bwaaaaaugh, sweaty underbelly x.x

Planned on a weekend lie-in, got woken up by my mother panicking that I should be leaving for work so I'm not late. ... It is a Sunday. I do not work Sundays.

*HOMFS (Affectionately)*

Raaaaaaaain, rainrainrain wet. I actually like it right now, given how bloody hot it's been, the last few weeks.

I see your be'f and raise with this regionally specific term.

So yes, back home safe and such, just kind of crashed immediately when I got in. Sometimes it doesn't matter how good a week away is, you just want your bed, with your pillows.

Back home safe and sound. Slightly bummed by the fact that my suitcase wheels refused to actually... Well, wheel. I did not have "impromptu resistance training" on my day list.

Calculate Bowser's BMI

Apparently, Dream Me was at a Dealer's Den kind of location. Even weirder was that Tom Scott was there selling, and I have no idea why or what.

One thing that I always struggle with? Initiating conversations, or basically just figuring out how to go "I saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe - cuddle?"