Soooo I recently got back in to Pokémon GO. I can has friends? I need friends because I need to send things for missions ;w;

Soooo I recently got back in to Pokémon GO. I can has friends? I need friends because I need to send things for missions ;w;

sometimes you see a thing and it's the most kobold shaped thing that ever lived

I love being a fat fur, you can just look at a character you like and go;

No, get off, you fat sh- You're blocking the platform for everyo- MOVE.

Thanks to a friend of mine, I've got a bunch of PC parts on order. Time to get those delivered.

Ah yes, 68. Because it's not cool enough with the youth for 67, and nowhere near nice for 69.

I can never tell whether some of these Gaza aid accounts are genuine or not, but when you've created your account 15 minutes ago, and you've somehow followed *exactly* 2000 random people in that space... I'm going to raise questions.

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Uuuuuuugh, I love when you have those dreams that leave you physically exhausted, like you've had a whole day in there. Even better when you can't fucking remember any of the details.

Okay, so it seems like after running an sfc /scannow and uninstalling exactly *one* thing, it's no longer deciding to shit itself whenever things get too stressful. For now.

Unrelatedly, good god I've just realised how much posting I do is purely complaining about personal shit.

Joooooooooy, playing games for slightly too long causes the graphics drivers to shit themselves, make the screen go black and cause everything to just die. I don't know whether this is a "Fix your own shit" problem, or a "Finally upgrade to a tower" problem.

Of all things to go on a petty rant about, going on about the main character in FNaF technically being paid below minimum wage for his titular 5 nights is not one I expected to find out.

Bit of a grump drgn tonight, might just go to bed in the hope that'll make me feel better.

Up at the caravan, and there is something just *nice* about listening to the sound of heavy rain.

Everything has gone wrong.

Just heard someone on the metro deny the moon landing because "the flag was blowing in the wind" and is it legal to have someone executed in public

Whoops, someone's managed to get away with a little 5-finger discount...

Bwuuuuuuuhhh, one thing I have an annoyance with at work is that, my whenever I'm on the scanner, I keep giving myself static shocks when I go to the shelf. I am not electrically inclined, I don't like.

my favorite meme for this time of the year

I have overindulged xox

don't give up fat tanuki

Manager organised a takeaway for the office, so I got myself fishcake and chips c: Something just hits different about chippy chips.

It happened again, my stepdad somehow managed to burn a boiled egg.

We've asked you before, but after #TheGameAwards it bears repeating: What is #Warframe? wrfr.me/48OBFWu

I have complained about it to myself many a time, but daren't confront my stepdad about how he cooks *anything*, but... My god his vegetable cooking is so *dull*. Potato, carrots, turnip, ONION, all in one big pot, boil until whenever. No salt or anything.

Back at the airport for the flight home, airport streeeeeeess.

Pubby

I made the mistake laying belly-down on the lounger without the towel and now I am crosshatched, oops

On my sun lounger, and wanting to be rotated slowly like a rotisserie chicken

So, uh... Can you tell I haven't worn this shirt in nearly a year?

brrr

Thought I'd lost yet another pair of sunglasses, turns out they were still sitting on the lounger I was using *yesterday*. Phew indeed.

I love these bronze statues, by the coastline.

I am at the hotel, it is dark, it is warm. And now I wish to become Melt

Right, time for PRE-HOLIDAY LAST-SECOND PANIC MODE. It's that wonderful last second stuff, like double/triple-checking passports, charging cables, medication, making sure you haven't stuffed that lead brick you're convinced someone's stuffed into your bag while you weren't looking...

The joys of when the morning train gets cancelled *while you're waiting for it*, so you have to make emergency alternate plans that mean a 45-minute morning trip takes nearly 2 hours X.x

Snoooow, all cold and crunchy. At least it settled on the ground this time.

Wanted to paint this dog

Bwuuuugh, renovation work in my building, and now the bottom end of the corridor stinks of the headache-inducing stench of construction work and paint thinner.

After trains this morning playing silly buggers and the rest of the day just being so boring... Can I just mush my face into someone's belly/chest/yes?

Bwurffffff. Friend's birthday night out, went to Cosmo. Buffet. I am feeling more than a little bloaty, and now I need to snooze.