Feeling a little bit better after nearly a week of ongoing pain, but not *much* better. Just a constant underlying "guuuuuuuuh I'm heeeeeere"

NEWS! Nation’s landlords confused to learn that their investment portfolios are for 'living in'

Fatigue and a sense of "why bother" lingering today. I just want a cuddle, now.

Woman On Diet Weighing Out Peanut Butter Like It Hard Drugs https://theonion.com/woman-on-diet-weighing-out-peanut-butter-like-it-hard-drugs/

Train thoughts: You should be allowed to publicly humiliate/execute someone for watching Tiktoks at full volume without headphones of any kind

So while the parents were away at the caravan all Easter weekend, I was stuck at home because we've got a leaky pipe, and I've been having to empty out the bucket under said pipe because my stepdad only trusts one person (Who is very busy) to fix said pipe.

kobold: get ready for fat dragon fall dragon: I'm fat all year  kobold: get fatter

The King's important message (Requested by former twit user @iNaurto04)

It is noon and I am exhausted I desire a large man that I can use as a pillow/mattress It won't make me feel more awake but it will make me feel better

🥷: Space station's haunted. 👤: What? 🥷: *Loads Corinth and gets back on the lander* Space station's haunted.

I've said it before, but... Stand in a doorway having a chat about football for 15 minutes, nobody bats an eye. Check your phone for 15 seconds and your manager loses their goddamned mind.

Me: "Hey, let's play game!" Friend A: "Sorry, need to pop down the gas station for snacks, be back soon." [15 MINUTES LATER] Friend A: "Back-" Friend B: "Shit, I need to make food for my partner, can someone take my place?"

Oh my fucking god I thought it was something that only ever existed in pictures, but I genuinely saw someone with a knock-off ifhone backpack Didn't get a picture though, only because it's weird to take photos of random members of the public

Workload just keeps increasing, at work. It's a thankless job, and frankly, I'd like it for the Highest Ups to actually just acknowledge that our department exists.

Oh my gooooooddddd I know The Lads™️ like to talk about football but fucking hell this one guy in my office, that is LITERALLY ALL HE TALKS ABOUT. HE HAS NO OTHER INTERESTS HE TALKS ABOUT.

Uuuuuuuuggghhhh I just want Burger Grease And Too Many Fries

Bwurp. Too much lunch. Now tired.

Anyone else tired of being forced to find out when they did not fuck around?

Trying to be obscenely careful around this kitchen, with everything balanced precariously on edges with zero available counter space. This is why I don't like to cook. There is physically no space for mistakes.

Hhhhhhhhh torn between wanting to snuggle on an absolute landmass of a chub, or wanting to *be* said landwhale and just *demolishing* a twink beneath my heft

One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier

Minor pet peeve of the moment: YouTube ads. Specifically those people who upload full-length 60 minute videos that play as ads.

The Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo

Soooo I recently got back in to Pokémon GO. I can has friends? I need friends because I need to send things for missions ;w;

Soooo I recently got back in to Pokémon GO. I can has friends? I need friends because I need to send things for missions ;w;

sometimes you see a thing and it's the most kobold shaped thing that ever lived

I love being a fat fur, you can just look at a character you like and go;

No, get off, you fat sh- You're blocking the platform for everyo- MOVE.

Thanks to a friend of mine, I've got a bunch of PC parts on order. Time to get those delivered.

Ah yes, 68. Because it's not cool enough with the youth for 67, and nowhere near nice for 69.

I can never tell whether some of these Gaza aid accounts are genuine or not, but when you've created your account 15 minutes ago, and you've somehow followed *exactly* 2000 random people in that space... I'm going to raise questions.

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

Uuuuuuugh, I love when you have those dreams that leave you physically exhausted, like you've had a whole day in there. Even better when you can't fucking remember any of the details.

Okay, so it seems like after running an sfc /scannow and uninstalling exactly *one* thing, it's no longer deciding to shit itself whenever things get too stressful. For now.

Unrelatedly, good god I've just realised how much posting I do is purely complaining about personal shit.

Joooooooooy, playing games for slightly too long causes the graphics drivers to shit themselves, make the screen go black and cause everything to just die. I don't know whether this is a "Fix your own shit" problem, or a "Finally upgrade to a tower" problem.

Of all things to go on a petty rant about, going on about the main character in FNaF technically being paid below minimum wage for his titular 5 nights is not one I expected to find out.

Bit of a grump drgn tonight, might just go to bed in the hope that'll make me feel better.

Up at the caravan, and there is something just *nice* about listening to the sound of heavy rain.

Everything has gone wrong.

Just heard someone on the metro deny the moon landing because "the flag was blowing in the wind" and is it legal to have someone executed in public

Whoops, someone's managed to get away with a little 5-finger discount...

Bwuuuuuuuhhh, one thing I have an annoyance with at work is that, my whenever I'm on the scanner, I keep giving myself static shocks when I go to the shelf. I am not electrically inclined, I don't like.

my favorite meme for this time of the year

I have overindulged xox

don't give up fat tanuki

Manager organised a takeaway for the office, so I got myself fishcake and chips c: Something just hits different about chippy chips.