God gives his hardest battles to his silliest sausages GOLD PRINT EDITION xox

I am very spooky xox Find some special, spooky, originals at the Fishing Quarter Gallery in Brighton, UK 28th October - 2nd of November! Xox

Did you eat the torch? I did eat the torch. Xox

Every single person you see is fighting problems just like you. Except you are more sexy. Xox

Nothing is more disturbing than the bear with the long legs xox

You are enough, more than enough, too much even. Xox New prints coming tomorrow at the Art Car Boot Fair xox

You can be anything in this life. I recommend happy. Xox MASSIVE canvases now available at electric gallery! Xox

Due to the current state of things I have decided to become goo xox

Happy Monday everyone xox

Shorts? Shorts.

I am the king of the castle. You are the dirty rascal xox

Four of my favourite pieces that are available as prints from the National Park Print Shop Xox

Let the potato rest xox

Ready for cosy jumper weather xox

It’s never too late to change for the better xox

That thing you need to do… xox

Become ungovernable, mini prints now available! Xox

Become ungovernable, mini prints now available! Xox

I have purchased more trinkets xox

Grow old with me xox

My brain when I have to send an email xox

Soak away the sadness xox

I’m at Victoria park, London today for the Art Friend’s art fair, 10-5 come and say hi! Lots of discounts and fun new stuff xox

Everything will be okay xox

Egg from my bum xox

I just want to be squeezed xox

Full of love (and snacks). Xox

Chicken nuggets please xox

You okay? No. Xox

Sitting in the box will make you happy xox

Bozo xox

New T-shirts now available! Xox

We shall accomplish great things but today is for screaming xox New prints now available! Xox

I miss your face when you are not there xox

Do more of the things you love xox Prints now available! Xox

No grace, no decorum xox

You can do something every day and still be bad at it xox

I am still young and clll despite my back pain xox

Become ungovernable xox

OVERTHINKING, new exhibition taking place today and tomorrow, 11am-3pm Saturday and Sunday, Inky Fingers Gallery, Hackney Wick xox

Quit your job. Go and live in the forest xox

New show “Overthinking” coming this weekend! Xox

VENGEANCE xox

NEW SHOW COMING NEXT WEEK! Join me at Inky Fingers Gallery, Hackney Wick, from 11am-3pm on the 17th and 18th of May to see over 100 small paintings! Xox

I had a dream that we ate lasagne together xox

STEAL MY ART xox

This meeting could have been screamed into the abyss xox

I am only awake because I am hungry xox

Gold star for not crying for one day xox

I am unable to deal with your shit today xox