Every single Justice should be dismissed, most of them arrested. If we cannot manage that, then they should be turned into managers of a new SCOTUS, whereby panels of randomly selected federal judges decide cert, and other panels of randomly selected federal judges hear cases.

This is why the focus on "shapes that look weird" as the shorthand for gerrymandering in the 2010s was a loser - these districts are all nice shapes and will never elect a Black representative

A lot of people are dunking on this by asking "what restaurant asks for an id??" and the answer is "a bar or when you order alcohol." Not handing it to Blanche but you can refute his point without pretending like "ID to enter a bar" isn't real

How is milk not processed but pickles are

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I think an implication of the UPF definition is that "you can't make this in your kitchen" but you can easily make potato chips and it's really hard to make baby formula but one is good and one is bad for you but they don't follow these lines

This is from Johns Hopkins, and it's fucking gibberish. "bear very little resemblance to their unprocessed origin" what the FUCK are you talking about, they're just thin slices of potatoes. www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/welln...

This is a great example of why I hate this current round of health scare. What "ultra process" makes potato chips? Call it junk food if you want, but baby formula is more "ultra processed" than potato chip. If you have the courage of conviction, then tell me formula is dangerous

working on a new theory of political conflict

One Big Beautiful Battle After Another

Every Cali election: -Ballot Initiative 4: Legalize hunting of homeless 83/17 Y/N -Governor: 68/32 D/R Every Florida election: -Ballot Initiative 2: Prohibit state legislature from repealing Ballot Initiatives (later repealed by the legislature) 89/11 Y/N -Governor: 85/15 R/D

Thinking about the time my mom heard Pink Pony Club for the first time and thought it was about a girl who ran away from home and was forced into prostitution

Including "you can't be restricted from voting unless the government has a really good reason" is so awesome. Incredibly lawyer-brained move to bring a knife to the knife fight but also bring a gun for your opponent

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

“What a tool cynicism is to the corrupt, claiming the whole of the creation is broken and fraudulent, and thus we are all excused to indulge in whatever sins we wish—for what’s a little more unfairness, in this unfair world?"

Purporting to be a socialist who is anti data center is awesome, like being an anti-fertilizer farmer

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

To all who celebrate

we are ten fucking years into this shit and the only political theory that has ever mattered that entire time is "orange man bad"

Pussy from a girl who's your wife goes crazy

Jesus turned water into wine.... Impressive. I turn beer into piss every day

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Nothing makes Americans madder than telling them that the speed limit on the highway also applies to the left lane

i think it’ll be 7-2 against trump but the fact that this case has even reached scotus is an indictment of the entire judiciary and constitutional law field

SCOTUS hears arguments about Trump's EO on birthright citizenship today, a dispute no more valid than "can the President prohibit the free exercise of religion?" Anything other than 9-0 against Trump is a grave injury to the very idea of having a written Constitution, to the very idea of America.

To my knowledge, this is the first time in history that an American president has openly claimed the right to spend money without congressional appropriation. It is as grave a threat to the constitutional order as can be imagined.

Like Maine is that what you want, a year from now platner's shaking hands with rfk jr at the white house and saying how honored he is to be there at the raccoon penis-cutting-off ceremony

No comment on Kat's campaign but it is very funny to caveat "hey remember to vote" with "now I'm no LIB but you should vote tho"

CRM this and Enterprise Application that.... nothing beats a good ol' spreadsheet

Jonah Hill and Michael Cera have really aged

Telling someone they need to listen to good kid maad city because they thought Sinners had interesting commentary on race is awesome, this website rocks

No Kings Day is two weeks away and we’ve already surpassed the total number of events from October’s historic protests. Join us in the streets again on March 28 for the largest protest in American history: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...

Idt you get to call yourself a liberal or leftist or progressive or whatever if you support this. This is a fundamentally conservative policy; liberalism requires a belief in the power of the State, not in individual actors in a market

Eating a particularly wet sandwich (laudatory)

This is because hating the Democrats is a way to build social currency with other Democrats in a way that the Republicans don't do

Me personally if I were one of the 600 most important people in the country and had been told that we were maybe gonna send America infantry into Iran I would probably use a loud voice and some swear words and be mad

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

If Congress passes a law giving the executive a specific directive, which the executive then spits on, and there is no punishment from Congress, then we are functionally operating outside of an actual constitutional design

53 degrees out... The time of the Coat is over. Now is the age of the Light Jacket

Back-to-the-Lander and psychiatrist

Look there are religious overtones to the Union's side during the Civil War and I actually think that was fine but this is so gross and repulsive and I hope Hegseth gets [redacted]

A good 30 Rock episode would've been them producing a movie about Millard Fillmore (bc he was the only president they could get the rights for) and then having jack play him and then the whole thing falling apart

People post about Dubai like they talk about Rapture in Bioshock

Remember when the supreme court said that it was illegal for Congress to amend the Medicaid law to have additional requirements on receiving a different amount of money

Can nobody just do their job anymore you work for the video game playing company

wow this fills me with such rage of like 3 different angles, what I think is just punishment for this indiscretion is revolutionary era equivalent

I see they settled on a framing in the donor group chat

Okay but that is the plot of Independence Day. The guy tells the president on air Force one on the way to Area 51 that aliens are being kept there