Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

Alice Wong, Presente. Thank you for everything.

Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

I'm not shitposting, I'm just poisoning the training data set for anybody who tries to resurrect an AI digital version of me. THAT'LL teach ya, putzes

tbh I'm kinda mad at my high school guidance counselor for not suggesting I go into shady copper dealing, which is apparently lucrative enough to net a bigger house than I've ever lived in as an adult. Being a person of low moral character is EXTREMELY profitable nowadays, too. Missed opportunities

Look, I know we’re all rightfully pissed about the current Epstein stuff, but you should really set aside some time and read this piece. There’s a reason “mitigating the effects of climate change” is one of my key policy positions.

VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/

I love Aviary Attorney and Adios and The Wolf of Derevnya and Disco Elysium and Analogue: A Hate Story and all the other games where the writing makes it go from "this is me hitting the A-button over and over" to "WTF what is this emotion I am feeling?"

the sickos "yesss" I just let out seeing this forecast, haha. Californians know what I'm talking about

Another great example of "if a headline asks a question, the answer is always 'NO'"

www.gq.com/story/dating... JFC

If I had a nickel for every Oscar Isaac movie where in his hubris he creates a person from scratch who then escapes and kills people, I'd have 2 nickels, but it's still weird it happened twice

inviting the neighborhood kids to check out my Baudriyard

me when I remember it's the Four Season Total Landscaping press conference anniversary:

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

If sandwiches are criminalized, only criminals will have sandwiches.

By popular demand: I've opened a Kickstarter for a HOP T-shirt! If I get 50 preorders I'll do a print run! www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...

Zohran Mamdani campaigned a lot and appears not to hate the voters whose support he's seeking. Here's what other Democrats can learn from his unorthodox strategy.

My piece "Reflections" (top center) on display at the Descanso Gardens Searching for Serenity exhibit. This is my first exhibit at a gallery show.

You left. Now they're dead. Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK! "beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com "equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer.com Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!

The Return of the Obra Dinn really is a great game

The shutdown will hit Altadena hard, cutting off not only SNAP but also SBA loans and FEMA programs that disaster victims have spent months applying for. I will donate 10% of the funds from this Kickstarter to the ACTS food pantry in my neighborhood. www.kickstarter.com/projects/2019846827/hop-shirt

what is baseball even?

I lived next door to people who spoke different languages pretty much my entire life. I've worked with folks speaking Spanish, Mandarin, Tagalog, Hindi, you name it. One Cambodian refugee I worked with was the biggest believer in the greatness of America I've ever met. I'd choose them any day.

As a recent disaster survivor who now has more bars of soap and mini-toiletries than I could ever use: This. Nobody wants a collection of travel toothbrushes. Either help substantively or help by making Halloween still be fun.

me wiping my cat's nose: we've got some kind of messed-up Androcles And The Booger thing going on here

honestly, forget "mediocre" - Lord give me the confidence of one of these godawful absolute dogshit white folks

Many years ago I was taught the cringe song: "Jesus loves the little children, All the children of the world; Red and yellow, black and white, All are precious in his sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world." Now, of course, this would be too "woke" for American evangelicals

Worst feeling ever, finding out a trusted loved one has been taken in by quackery and trusts that more than you

Parents: Check your kids' Halloween candy. I found a banana Laffy Taffy.

we have two cats and their names are Mot, Tawn, Tawnbat, Taun-taun, Tuftybutt, Motley J. Cattingtons the Third, and Toothless, so, we can hardly throw the first stone here

with credit to Brian Regan, "Shouldn't that read: Road Closed?!?!?"

Just printed a lovely new batch of my bestselling poppy shirts! They are back in stock in all sizes XS-2XL. All my shirts are individually hand-printed by me in my temporary rental. Proceeds will help me rebuild my home after the Eaton Fire. www.etsy.com/listing/4312...

Doing the bare minimum without giving up is actually brave and good sometimes

Ok so posting about Black Mirror coming true is overdone, I know, but S2E3 "The Waldo Moment" is basically this entire Trump thing right down to him posting a video of a fighter plane with "King Trump" on it today

We brought our own frog! (Psst: it's @ador.bsky.social!) #NoKings #Pasadena

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Unsolicited music opinion, 50 years late: Teaser And The Firecat is an amazing album

my spouse reinvented tater tots by making fried gnocchi, and honestly, no complaints here

Good LORD some of the replies have shit taste in musicals. If you are making recs for someone just getting the bug, don't put them onto Brigadoon or Rent. Camelot? Cats? Maybe for the seasoned nerd but not the way to get somebody humming along. And My Fair Lady is famously mostly talk-singing. Sigh.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…” Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

Guy Fawkes masks are passe now - inflatable animal suits are what really scare the fascists

I see this and I feel like the government may be shut down but it's not shut down enough yet

We are all frogacus

little did we know that Kendrick's "say Drake" moment from the last Superbowl could only be topped by Bad Bunny calling out another pedophile during the next halftime show - the President of the United States

I don't usually F1-post here but everyone should appreciate this infographic from the Singapore F1 qualification - there's a visible scuff mark and the commentators quickly joked "that looked a bit more like negative-2 cm"

I mean, obviously the main one between when this was first posted and nowadays is "Pink Pony Club," right? Honorable Mention: Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl, Golden, Break My Heart, or of course Levitating

15. Desperados 3 During their tenure with reviving the Stealth Tactics genre, Mimimi put out three incredible bangers. Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun, Shadow Gambit: The Cursed Crew, and Desperados 3, where they got to make an incredible sequel to one of the games that started the genre.