Huh!

You know what would be a cool way to observe the 80th anniversary of the Nuremberg trials is to do more of them

going hollow and muttering “another person!” at every stranger i meet trying to convince them the rest of the town is empty

My favourite 80 year old ♥️ #normalsville

Usain Bolt only has 8 toes.

crazy how no matter the religion rich people are still going to hell

i love the prevalence of forklifts in the cars franchise because you can tell they just needed a car with limbs

kay sure pinterest. we’re bringing back fingers in mouths. come on over here mutuals ☝️

what is the best steamfunk media to get into the genre

I also hope someone invents fire hydrants

I hope a man who looks like a fire hydrant got veneers gets to be in charge someday. and it is my dying wish that he makes everybody sick forever

(painfully dying of measles on the oregon trail) I hope measles never goes away. I hope it lasts forever

The mind is such a powerful thing.

i think throwing up a sickening black sludge along with the curse that inflicted it would feel a lot like pooping in terms of internal cleansing and satisfaction

if whatever’s wrong with me has anything to do with how i feel about the smallest of creatures, maybe it’s not so bad

whenever i think i finally have something it crumbles in my hands like wet sand

phone is the WORST thing to happen to people with chronic avolition ugh!!!

The study has been published in Science. YES, it is PEER-REVIEWED. • www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... NOTE: THIS IS PRECLINICAL. 🧪🧵⬇️

i’m from earth, it’s really pretty here, the regolith is wet. things grow from the ground

they should invent a twitter that shows me funny things instead of posts about how sucks the world is

[pulling apart a heap of people banging at an orgy] i’m getting to the bottom of this…

who needs an autobiography when there’s Schizotypal Fact Sheet (Version 2) published to Cloudfindings on June 7 2023

whenever i find out about something cool or interesting my first instinct is always to put it in my story. like it’s a big collage in my head of everything i love

pleeease can i get a hype man for my posts

Time for your daily affirmation, chat

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

I aspire to exude as much confidence as this little Kinesin protein strutting along a microtubule while hauling intracellular cargo. Look at that little guy go! 🔬🧪

han solo had to express chewbacca's anal glands monthly

trying to get oomf on this “scout regiment” shit

genuinely green party is the best usa has, i’m a fan of it in the way im a fan of republicans theyre idiots and turning their whole base around, or democrats gaining competence. odds you should never wager a genocide on. in other words the system is fucked and needs to go ASAP

3rd parties are such a lost cause by design but honestly it’s looking like if there’s any point in history where they could actually win another election, we’re starting to get close to it. the problem is no one older than gen z even acknowledges they exist

debilitating depression tip: you don’t have to shower to wash your ass. do it on the toilet. always wash your ass!

concerned ape yacht club

unfortunately if you brought out an actual carrot on a stick it would work on me i’d want the carrot

what the fuck discord this is important

Extremely disappointing that this one didn't pan out.

have a new house rule where if you say 67 during the game we turn on labubu

lowkey i’ve always yearned for someone to be protective of me

Oh, that's why they do that?

getting word iran launching strikes on mr beast land in saudi arabia source tells me mr beast land is stable please god

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

operation epic furry

God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave

guy who says “pickled back up”

…and then i just started greening all over the place. and the rest is history.

due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69! [slaps my big elon musk shaped belly and jumps into an X] #youhearditherefolks

if i was an alien this whole time in secret, my takeaway from humanity is they really talk about killing themselves like a lot

something they put in this strain man idk it’s making me post straight banger after banger tonight